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Riddles and Answers © 2023
Its been said that cooking is at once childs play and adult joy. Similarly, our collection of riddles is for kids and adults alike ranging from the funny, simple cooking riddle for kids to the clever riddles for the older food lovers and everything in between. We have cooking riddles for everyone!
Here we have created an impressive selection of some of the best cooking riddles the internet has to offer. Make sure to check out our riddles below and feel free to quiz your friends or family members to see if their riddle solving skills compare to their culinary genius.
Remove The Outside Cook The Inside Riddle
Hint:
The Grouchy Baker Riddle
Hint:
What Did The Waitress Mean
Hint: What does 1 plus 1 equal?
Astronaut Cook In His Skillet Riddle
Hint:
Add Some Butter
This popular grain is yellow
And is grown outside in a field
Many people add some butter
Once its cooked and the husk is peeled
Its a?
And is grown outside in a field
Many people add some butter
Once its cooked and the husk is peeled
Its a?
Hint:
Finding The Dough
Hint:
Chef Softball Riddle
Hint:
Cowboy Cooking
Hint:
I'm No Chef
I get hot but I never sweat
I cook things but I'm not a chef
I have a door but you dont go through me
I can sometimes clean myself but I'm not a person
I can be gas or electric but I'm not a car
I cook things but I'm not a chef
I have a door but you dont go through me
I can sometimes clean myself but I'm not a person
I can be gas or electric but I'm not a car
Hint:
Feeling Hungry
If you are feeling hungry
And there's food you need to make
Use this to roast a chicken
Or some cookies it can bake
And there's food you need to make
Use this to roast a chicken
Or some cookies it can bake
Hint:
Geologist Cake Riddle
Hint:
The Three Minute Timer Riddle
Hint:
Once the water is boiling, turn the three-minute timer and five-minute timer over. When the three-minute timer runs out, put the egg in the boiling water. When the five-minute timer runs out, two minutes have elapsed and it is time take the egg out of the water. You don't need the four-minute timer for this riddle. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
A House You Can Make
Hint:
Roasting Turkeys Riddle
But I am not used to make toast
In November at Thanksgiving
Your large turkey is what I roast
Hint:
Dinner Disaster Riddle
Hint:
You are a smoker and as soon as you turned on the gas the gas ignited and burned the house. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
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1. What do you get when you cross a chef with a trumpet? A sous-chef!
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
4. Why did the egg go to medical school? To become an eggs-pert!
5. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a good chef? One's a bad bounce, the other's a good sauce!
6. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including the chicken stock!
7. How does a pirate cook his steak? On a rarerrrrr-becue!
8. Why did the baker go to jail? Because he kneaded the dough!
9. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
10. How did the flour say hello to the yeast? It waved a dough!
11. If a chef has a bad temper, does that make him a whirled peas maker?
12. Why was the mushroom the life of the party? Because it was a fungi to be with!
13. What kind of coffee do cowboys drink? Espresso-lonestar!
14. Why are cooks always calm? Because they have everything under griddle control!
15. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the applesauce!
16. What do you call a ghost with a sweet tooth? A candy-boo!
17. Why did the baker go on a diet? He had too many flour rolls!
18. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
19. What happened to the chef who quit his job at the spaghetti factory? He pasta way!
20. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
21. Why don't potatoes tell jokes? Because they're a-peeling!
22. What do you call an egg that goes on safari? An eggs-plorer!
23. Why did the chef break his cutting board? Because he was board with it!
24. What do you call a dinosaur that knows how to cook? A saur-chef!
25. Why did the chef leave his wife? She was always cooking his goose!
26. Why do chefs wear tall hats? To keep the food from touching their hair net!
27. Why did the chef's soup go cold? Because it left the pot and took a chilli bean!
28. Why do chefs love city life? They love cooking with lots of asphalt!
29. What do you call a chef who's also a musician? A true pepperoni-ist!
30. Why did the chef cross the road? To get to the kitchen on the other side!
31. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing without its romaine!
32. Why did the chef cry while cutting onions? Because he had a lot of layers!
33. Why did the chef study antiques? So she could make some heirloom tomato sauce!
34. What do you give a sick bird? Tweet tea!
35. Why couldn't the pirate make the recipe? He didn't have aye-dee-dough!
36. Why was the chef's cooking so bad? Because it was fowl!
37. What do you call a cooking competition in a jungle? Chopped vines!
38. Why did the chef get mad at the sponge? It soaked up all the marinade!
39. What's the difference between a whisk and a genie? One grants wishes, the other whips eggs!
40. Why did the chef take a baking class? He kneaded the dough!
41. Why was the cook afraid to season his food? He didn't want to curry favor with the wrong spices!
42. What do you call a chef with no thumbs? Olivier! (Olive you!)
43. Why did the chef refuse to peel potatoes? It was a toss-up!
44. What did the lemon say to the grapefruit? Sour-prise!
45. Why did the restaurant hire a magician? He could turn a lemon into a key lime pie!
46. Why did the chef hate the pizza box? It kept him from seeing the slice!
47. What do you call a chef who's also a comedian? A pun-derful cook!
48. Why was the chef always frustrated? He had too many grill friends!
49. What do you call a cooking utensil on a farm? A hoe-cake spatula!
50. Why did the chef cry when making caramel? It was too corny!
1. What do you get when you cross a chef with a trumpet? A sous-chef!
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
4. Why did the egg go to medical school? To become an eggs-pert!
5. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a good chef? One's a bad bounce, the other's a good sauce!
6. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including the chicken stock!
7. How does a pirate cook his steak? On a rarerrrrr-becue!
8. Why did the baker go to jail? Because he kneaded the dough!
9. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
10. How did the flour say hello to the yeast? It waved a dough!
11. If a chef has a bad temper, does that make him a whirled peas maker?
12. Why was the mushroom the life of the party? Because it was a fungi to be with!
13. What kind of coffee do cowboys drink? Espresso-lonestar!
14. Why are cooks always calm? Because they have everything under griddle control!
15. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the applesauce!
16. What do you call a ghost with a sweet tooth? A candy-boo!
17. Why did the baker go on a diet? He had too many flour rolls!
18. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
19. What happened to the chef who quit his job at the spaghetti factory? He pasta way!
20. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
21. Why don't potatoes tell jokes? Because they're a-peeling!
22. What do you call an egg that goes on safari? An eggs-plorer!
23. Why did the chef break his cutting board? Because he was board with it!
24. What do you call a dinosaur that knows how to cook? A saur-chef!
25. Why did the chef leave his wife? She was always cooking his goose!
26. Why do chefs wear tall hats? To keep the food from touching their hair net!
27. Why did the chef's soup go cold? Because it left the pot and took a chilli bean!
28. Why do chefs love city life? They love cooking with lots of asphalt!
29. What do you call a chef who's also a musician? A true pepperoni-ist!
30. Why did the chef cross the road? To get to the kitchen on the other side!
31. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing without its romaine!
32. Why did the chef cry while cutting onions? Because he had a lot of layers!
33. Why did the chef study antiques? So she could make some heirloom tomato sauce!
34. What do you give a sick bird? Tweet tea!
35. Why couldn't the pirate make the recipe? He didn't have aye-dee-dough!
36. Why was the chef's cooking so bad? Because it was fowl!
37. What do you call a cooking competition in a jungle? Chopped vines!
38. Why did the chef get mad at the sponge? It soaked up all the marinade!
39. What's the difference between a whisk and a genie? One grants wishes, the other whips eggs!
40. Why did the chef take a baking class? He kneaded the dough!
41. Why was the cook afraid to season his food? He didn't want to curry favor with the wrong spices!
42. What do you call a chef with no thumbs? Olivier! (Olive you!)
43. Why did the chef refuse to peel potatoes? It was a toss-up!
44. What did the lemon say to the grapefruit? Sour-prise!
45. Why did the restaurant hire a magician? He could turn a lemon into a key lime pie!
46. Why did the chef hate the pizza box? It kept him from seeing the slice!
47. What do you call a chef who's also a comedian? A pun-derful cook!
48. Why was the chef always frustrated? He had too many grill friends!
49. What do you call a cooking utensil on a farm? A hoe-cake spatula!
50. Why did the chef cry when making caramel? It was too corny!