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A Man And A Woman Went To A Restaurant Riddle

Hint:
The poison was in the ice. Since the woman had her drinks quickly, the ice didn't have time to melt. The man drank slowly and the poison melted into his drink.
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Late For Dinner

Hint:
A new set of clothes!
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Who Spends The Day At The Window

Hint:
Fly
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Hot Dinner Riddle

Hint:
When it's chilli
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I Always Taste Great

Hint: Some like me raw, while others prefer cooked. I mix great with many things, find me in every cookbook.
Egg
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The Dinner Guests

Hint: Anyone for dinner? Anyone!
Cannibals

The opening lines refer to a guest's role in dinner - as the main course!

"Tribe" and the pun, "fed up", are the main clues.
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The Dinner Party Riddle

Hint:
Your wife shook hands with 4 people

If everybody shook hands with a different number of people, then the most any person shook hands with was 8 people, and in fact, a single person must have shaken hands with exactly 8 people. Figure out exactly who this person did - and didn't - shake hands with. Then go from there.
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Scaredy Cat's Dinner Riddle

Hint:
A chicken wing
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Dinner Disaster Riddle

Hint:
You are a smoker and as soon as you turned on the gas the gas ignited and burned the house.
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The Lazy Mans Dinner

Hint:
He gets his wife to do it for him.
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A Spiders Dinner Riddle

Hint:
Corn on the cobweb.
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A Knife And A Dinner Party Riddle

Hint:
About six more glasses of this wine.
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Rabbit Pie Riddle

Hint:
It has hares in it.
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Invited To Dinner Riddle

Hint:
The guy who was invited over was a cannibal. How else would he have known it wasn't human meat if he'd never had human meat to begin with?
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Dinner For Batman Riddle

Hint:
Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!
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Post Your Dinner Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Dinner Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. I had dinner with a piece of chicken that had an attitude - he was really egging me on!



2. The mushrooms served for dinner were quite the fungi to be with.



3. My steak dinner left me feeling cow-fused.



4. My brother is a terrible cook, but he’s good at spaghetti-ing!



5. The salad at the restaurant was so bad, I had to leaf.



6. The chef at the fancy restaurant was so rude, I had to give him a piece of my rind.



7. I ordered a pizza for dinner last night, but half the toppings were missing – it was a pizza me!



8. My dad makes the best grilled cheese – it’s toasted to perfection.



9. When I asked the waiter if the soup was any good, he replied, "It's souper!"



10. The waiter at the fancy restaurant was trying to impress me with his fancy talk, but I cut him off – he was just a big phony bologna.



11. My friend made some quinoa for dinner, but I didn't really give a grain.



12. My sister always has roast beef for dinner, but I’m not that fondue of it.



13. My boss took us out to a fancy restaurant and said to me, "Order whatever you want, on the house." I said, "Oh, so you're gonna steak for me?"



14. My wife made a fantastic seafood meal last night, but I told her I found it a bit crabby.



15. I once cooked up some brown rice for dinner, but it was so bad, I had to call 911-rice.



16. My family was having a BBQ, but we didn't have any hot dogs – we had to improvise and use a sausage-cicle.



17. I went to an Italian restaurant and the owner kept trying to flirt with me, but I couldn’t believe his pesto!



18. Whenever my mom makes tacos for dinner, she tells me to taco 'bout it later.



19. I had a salad for dinner last night, it was a-lettuce-ingly delicious.



20. I tried to cook a Thanksgiving turkey, but it came out dry – talk about turkey jerky.



21. The chef at the restaurant made a great dish but then he made a quiche-take and ruined it.



22. When I cook, I always use Italian seasoning – it really pastas the test.



23. I once tried to make a meal with tofu, but it turned out to be a fail-tou-fu.



24. My mom made a casserole for dinner and said, "It's a-maize-ing!"



25. I once made a soup that was so bad, it was an absolute bisque-grace.



26. My friend made a salad with all the fixin's but I told her it was over the "toss"!



27. I once made a stir-fry with just vegetables, but it was a wok-ful disaster.



28. The waiter at the fancy restaurant said, "May I offer you some wine?" I said, "Don't mind if I vino!"



29. My sister loves eating cheeseburgers for dinner, but I think she's just trying to ketchup with me.



30. We had a potluck dinner and someone brought cornbread – it was like a-maize-ing!



31. I once cooked a full meal for my friends and I said, "Be prepared to taco 'bout this meal for weeks!"



32. When I asked my mom how to make pancakes, she said, "Just whisk it!"



33. We had a BBQ and the burgers were so good, we all had to beef up!



34. I asked the waiter how the salmon was and he said, "It's fin-tastic!"



35. My friend invited me over for dinner and she made lasagna – it was so good, I choked on my parmesan!



36. I had a dinner party and served sushi – everyone was on a roll!



37. My mom made a pot roast for dinner and said, "It's a real whopper!"



38. My sister made a dessert and said, "This is berry sweet!"



39. When I asked the chef what his secret ingredient was, he said, "It's a sop-heristicated technique."



40. My friend made a breakfast casserole for dinner – talk about breaking the fast!



41. We had a spaghetti dinner and someone said, "This is a-meat-za-ing!"



42. I told my friend I was craving quiche one day and he said, "Quiche or die!"



43. We had a potluck where everyone brought different types of bread – it was the yeast we could do.



44. My aunt made a casserole and said, "I hope I meat your expectations."



45. I made a stew for dinner and said, "This is soup-er awesome!"



46. We had a Mexican-themed dinner party and someone said, "This is nacho average dinner!"



47. My sister made a roast beef for dinner and said, "This is udderly delicious!"



48. I made a spinach dip for a party and said, "This will knock your socks right off!"



49. My mom made a pot of chili for dinner and it was a real bowl over.



50. We had a pizza party and someone said, "this party is really saucy!"
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