DINNER RIDDLES

A man and a woman went to a restaurant for dinner. While they were waiting for the main dish, she ordered 5 drinks with ice because it was very hot. The woman drank 4 of them all at once, while the man only drank one. After a while the man became ill and died. The doctors said that all the drinks were poisoned.

Why was the woman still alive when the man died? Read again carefully.

What does a ghoul get when he comes home late for dinner?

Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?

When does your dinner never get hot?

Breakfast of dinner I always taste great,
I come from an animal that never stays up late.

Our dinner guests howl that we're evil
When they notice their place in the meal.
But it's no big deal why;
We're just one happy tribe,
And we get really fed up with people!

Who, or what, are we?

You and your wife organize a dinner party. You invite four other husband-wife couples. You and your wife don't necessarily know everyone you invited. Once everyone is at the party, the people who don't know each other yet shake hands with each other. You can assume that everyone knows their own wife/husband, and that no one shakes their own hand.

After this happens, you ask each person, except for yourself, how many people they shook hands with. Everybody tells you a different number.

How many people did your wife shake hands with?

What's a scaredy cat's favorite dinner?

After a hard days work you return home to make dinner. Suddenly the house goes up in flames and you never make it out. How did the house catch fire?

How does the laziest man get his dinner the quickest?

What do spiders eat with their dinner?

Whats the difference between a knife fight and a dinner party?

How can you tell when it's rabbit pie for dinner?

A few days ago, I was invited to dinner at a friend's house. The strange thing is, my friend recently got involved with some weird religious cult. While I was there, he served up some type of meat, but he wouldn't tell me what kind of meat it was. It kind of freaked me out. For a second, I wondered if it was human meat, but then, after I ate it, I knew it definitely wasn't human meat.
What's really going on?

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Dinner Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. I had dinner with a piece of chicken that had an attitude - he was really egging me on!



2. The mushrooms served for dinner were quite the fungi to be with.



3. My steak dinner left me feeling cow-fused.



4. My brother is a terrible cook, but he’s good at spaghetti-ing!



5. The salad at the restaurant was so bad, I had to leaf.



6. The chef at the fancy restaurant was so rude, I had to give him a piece of my rind.



7. I ordered a pizza for dinner last night, but half the toppings were missing – it was a pizza me!



8. My dad makes the best grilled cheese – it’s toasted to perfection.



9. When I asked the waiter if the soup was any good, he replied, "It's souper!"



10. The waiter at the fancy restaurant was trying to impress me with his fancy talk, but I cut him off – he was just a big phony bologna.



11. My friend made some quinoa for dinner, but I didn't really give a grain.



12. My sister always has roast beef for dinner, but I’m not that fondue of it.



13. My boss took us out to a fancy restaurant and said to me, "Order whatever you want, on the house." I said, "Oh, so you're gonna steak for me?"



14. My wife made a fantastic seafood meal last night, but I told her I found it a bit crabby.



15. I once cooked up some brown rice for dinner, but it was so bad, I had to call 911-rice.



16. My family was having a BBQ, but we didn't have any hot dogs – we had to improvise and use a sausage-cicle.



17. I went to an Italian restaurant and the owner kept trying to flirt with me, but I couldn’t believe his pesto!



18. Whenever my mom makes tacos for dinner, she tells me to taco 'bout it later.



19. I had a salad for dinner last night, it was a-lettuce-ingly delicious.



20. I tried to cook a Thanksgiving turkey, but it came out dry – talk about turkey jerky.



21. The chef at the restaurant made a great dish but then he made a quiche-take and ruined it.



22. When I cook, I always use Italian seasoning – it really pastas the test.



23. I once tried to make a meal with tofu, but it turned out to be a fail-tou-fu.



24. My mom made a casserole for dinner and said, "It's a-maize-ing!"



25. I once made a soup that was so bad, it was an absolute bisque-grace.



26. My friend made a salad with all the fixin's but I told her it was over the "toss"!



27. I once made a stir-fry with just vegetables, but it was a wok-ful disaster.



28. The waiter at the fancy restaurant said, "May I offer you some wine?" I said, "Don't mind if I vino!"



29. My sister loves eating cheeseburgers for dinner, but I think she's just trying to ketchup with me.



30. We had a potluck dinner and someone brought cornbread – it was like a-maize-ing!



31. I once cooked a full meal for my friends and I said, "Be prepared to taco 'bout this meal for weeks!"



32. When I asked my mom how to make pancakes, she said, "Just whisk it!"



33. We had a BBQ and the burgers were so good, we all had to beef up!



34. I asked the waiter how the salmon was and he said, "It's fin-tastic!"



35. My friend invited me over for dinner and she made lasagna – it was so good, I choked on my parmesan!



36. I had a dinner party and served sushi – everyone was on a roll!



37. My mom made a pot roast for dinner and said, "It's a real whopper!"



38. My sister made a dessert and said, "This is berry sweet!"



39. When I asked the chef what his secret ingredient was, he said, "It's a sop-heristicated technique."



40. My friend made a breakfast casserole for dinner – talk about breaking the fast!



41. We had a spaghetti dinner and someone said, "This is a-meat-za-ing!"



42. I told my friend I was craving quiche one day and he said, "Quiche or die!"



43. We had a potluck where everyone brought different types of bread – it was the yeast we could do.



44. My aunt made a casserole and said, "I hope I meat your expectations."



45. I made a stew for dinner and said, "This is soup-er awesome!"



46. We had a Mexican-themed dinner party and someone said, "This is nacho average dinner!"



47. My sister made a roast beef for dinner and said, "This is udderly delicious!"



48. I made a spinach dip for a party and said, "This will knock your socks right off!"



49. My mom made a pot of chili for dinner and it was a real bowl over.



50. We had a pizza party and someone said, "this party is really saucy!"