Sam And Angela's Camping Trip
Hint:
Angela first lit one mosquito coil at both ends and then lit the other on only one side. The coil which had been lit on both ends finished burning in one-half hour. At that point the second mosquito coil had one-half hour left to burn. Angela lit the second coil at the other end, and it finished burning fifteen minutes later. (45 minutes total) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Moon After Dinner Riddle
Hint:
Cooking Dinner Riddle
When youre going to be out all day
But still want to be cooking dinner
Then choosing this ceramic heater
Might well turn out to be a winner.
What would you cook with?
But still want to be cooking dinner
Then choosing this ceramic heater
Might well turn out to be a winner.
What would you cook with?
Hint:
Cannibals Dinner Riddle
Hint:
The Key To Thanksgiving
Hint:
The Smells Of Thanksgiving
Hint:
Skeletons Dinner Riddle
Hint:
Dinner Date Bird Riddle
Hint:
Who Paid For Dinner?
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Hint:
The Iced Tea
Two girls ate dinner together. They both ordered iced tea. One girl drank them very fast and had finished five in the time it took the other to drink just one. The girl who drank one died while the other survived. All of the drinks were poisoned. How did the girl who drank the most survive?The judge dismissed the case. Why?
Hint:
The poison was in the ice. When the girl drank the iced tea, the ice was still fully frozen. Gradually, as the ice cubes melted the poison was released into the drink. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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1. I had dinner with a piece of chicken that had an attitude - he was really egging me on!
2. The mushrooms served for dinner were quite the fungi to be with.
3. My steak dinner left me feeling cow-fused.
4. My brother is a terrible cook, but he’s good at spaghetti-ing!
5. The salad at the restaurant was so bad, I had to leaf.
6. The chef at the fancy restaurant was so rude, I had to give him a piece of my rind.
7. I ordered a pizza for dinner last night, but half the toppings were missing – it was a pizza me!
8. My dad makes the best grilled cheese – it’s toasted to perfection.
9. When I asked the waiter if the soup was any good, he replied, "It's souper!"
10. The waiter at the fancy restaurant was trying to impress me with his fancy talk, but I cut him off – he was just a big phony bologna.
11. My friend made some quinoa for dinner, but I didn't really give a grain.
12. My sister always has roast beef for dinner, but I’m not that fondue of it.
13. My boss took us out to a fancy restaurant and said to me, "Order whatever you want, on the house." I said, "Oh, so you're gonna steak for me?"
14. My wife made a fantastic seafood meal last night, but I told her I found it a bit crabby.
15. I once cooked up some brown rice for dinner, but it was so bad, I had to call 911-rice.
16. My family was having a BBQ, but we didn't have any hot dogs – we had to improvise and use a sausage-cicle.
17. I went to an Italian restaurant and the owner kept trying to flirt with me, but I couldn’t believe his pesto!
18. Whenever my mom makes tacos for dinner, she tells me to taco 'bout it later.
19. I had a salad for dinner last night, it was a-lettuce-ingly delicious.
20. I tried to cook a Thanksgiving turkey, but it came out dry – talk about turkey jerky.
21. The chef at the restaurant made a great dish but then he made a quiche-take and ruined it.
22. When I cook, I always use Italian seasoning – it really pastas the test.
23. I once tried to make a meal with tofu, but it turned out to be a fail-tou-fu.
24. My mom made a casserole for dinner and said, "It's a-maize-ing!"
25. I once made a soup that was so bad, it was an absolute bisque-grace.
26. My friend made a salad with all the fixin's but I told her it was over the "toss"!
27. I once made a stir-fry with just vegetables, but it was a wok-ful disaster.
28. The waiter at the fancy restaurant said, "May I offer you some wine?" I said, "Don't mind if I vino!"
29. My sister loves eating cheeseburgers for dinner, but I think she's just trying to ketchup with me.
30. We had a potluck dinner and someone brought cornbread – it was like a-maize-ing!
31. I once cooked a full meal for my friends and I said, "Be prepared to taco 'bout this meal for weeks!"
32. When I asked my mom how to make pancakes, she said, "Just whisk it!"
33. We had a BBQ and the burgers were so good, we all had to beef up!
34. I asked the waiter how the salmon was and he said, "It's fin-tastic!"
35. My friend invited me over for dinner and she made lasagna – it was so good, I choked on my parmesan!
36. I had a dinner party and served sushi – everyone was on a roll!
37. My mom made a pot roast for dinner and said, "It's a real whopper!"
38. My sister made a dessert and said, "This is berry sweet!"
39. When I asked the chef what his secret ingredient was, he said, "It's a sop-heristicated technique."
40. My friend made a breakfast casserole for dinner – talk about breaking the fast!
41. We had a spaghetti dinner and someone said, "This is a-meat-za-ing!"
42. I told my friend I was craving quiche one day and he said, "Quiche or die!"
43. We had a potluck where everyone brought different types of bread – it was the yeast we could do.
44. My aunt made a casserole and said, "I hope I meat your expectations."
45. I made a stew for dinner and said, "This is soup-er awesome!"
46. We had a Mexican-themed dinner party and someone said, "This is nacho average dinner!"
47. My sister made a roast beef for dinner and said, "This is udderly delicious!"
48. I made a spinach dip for a party and said, "This will knock your socks right off!"
49. My mom made a pot of chili for dinner and it was a real bowl over.
50. We had a pizza party and someone said, "this party is really saucy!"
1. I had dinner with a piece of chicken that had an attitude - he was really egging me on!
2. The mushrooms served for dinner were quite the fungi to be with.
3. My steak dinner left me feeling cow-fused.
4. My brother is a terrible cook, but he’s good at spaghetti-ing!
5. The salad at the restaurant was so bad, I had to leaf.
6. The chef at the fancy restaurant was so rude, I had to give him a piece of my rind.
7. I ordered a pizza for dinner last night, but half the toppings were missing – it was a pizza me!
8. My dad makes the best grilled cheese – it’s toasted to perfection.
9. When I asked the waiter if the soup was any good, he replied, "It's souper!"
10. The waiter at the fancy restaurant was trying to impress me with his fancy talk, but I cut him off – he was just a big phony bologna.
11. My friend made some quinoa for dinner, but I didn't really give a grain.
12. My sister always has roast beef for dinner, but I’m not that fondue of it.
13. My boss took us out to a fancy restaurant and said to me, "Order whatever you want, on the house." I said, "Oh, so you're gonna steak for me?"
14. My wife made a fantastic seafood meal last night, but I told her I found it a bit crabby.
15. I once cooked up some brown rice for dinner, but it was so bad, I had to call 911-rice.
16. My family was having a BBQ, but we didn't have any hot dogs – we had to improvise and use a sausage-cicle.
17. I went to an Italian restaurant and the owner kept trying to flirt with me, but I couldn’t believe his pesto!
18. Whenever my mom makes tacos for dinner, she tells me to taco 'bout it later.
19. I had a salad for dinner last night, it was a-lettuce-ingly delicious.
20. I tried to cook a Thanksgiving turkey, but it came out dry – talk about turkey jerky.
21. The chef at the restaurant made a great dish but then he made a quiche-take and ruined it.
22. When I cook, I always use Italian seasoning – it really pastas the test.
23. I once tried to make a meal with tofu, but it turned out to be a fail-tou-fu.
24. My mom made a casserole for dinner and said, "It's a-maize-ing!"
25. I once made a soup that was so bad, it was an absolute bisque-grace.
26. My friend made a salad with all the fixin's but I told her it was over the "toss"!
27. I once made a stir-fry with just vegetables, but it was a wok-ful disaster.
28. The waiter at the fancy restaurant said, "May I offer you some wine?" I said, "Don't mind if I vino!"
29. My sister loves eating cheeseburgers for dinner, but I think she's just trying to ketchup with me.
30. We had a potluck dinner and someone brought cornbread – it was like a-maize-ing!
31. I once cooked a full meal for my friends and I said, "Be prepared to taco 'bout this meal for weeks!"
32. When I asked my mom how to make pancakes, she said, "Just whisk it!"
33. We had a BBQ and the burgers were so good, we all had to beef up!
34. I asked the waiter how the salmon was and he said, "It's fin-tastic!"
35. My friend invited me over for dinner and she made lasagna – it was so good, I choked on my parmesan!
36. I had a dinner party and served sushi – everyone was on a roll!
37. My mom made a pot roast for dinner and said, "It's a real whopper!"
38. My sister made a dessert and said, "This is berry sweet!"
39. When I asked the chef what his secret ingredient was, he said, "It's a sop-heristicated technique."
40. My friend made a breakfast casserole for dinner – talk about breaking the fast!
41. We had a spaghetti dinner and someone said, "This is a-meat-za-ing!"
42. I told my friend I was craving quiche one day and he said, "Quiche or die!"
43. We had a potluck where everyone brought different types of bread – it was the yeast we could do.
44. My aunt made a casserole and said, "I hope I meat your expectations."
45. I made a stew for dinner and said, "This is soup-er awesome!"
46. We had a Mexican-themed dinner party and someone said, "This is nacho average dinner!"
47. My sister made a roast beef for dinner and said, "This is udderly delicious!"
48. I made a spinach dip for a party and said, "This will knock your socks right off!"
49. My mom made a pot of chili for dinner and it was a real bowl over.
50. We had a pizza party and someone said, "this party is really saucy!"