# HOLIDAY RIDDLES

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In this segment we have assembled an excellent collection of holiday riddles. These are ideal for that precious family time you spend together during holiday seasons, and we hope you receive considerable enjoyment from them.

As you will see, there are riddles placed in this section related to holidays of all kinds. From Hanukkah and Christmas to Independence Day and Easter, there is a bit of something for every reader.

Sprinkled throughout this collection are some pretty difficult questions to solve but for the most part, these riddles are kid friendly and for virtually every age group.

So, are you ready to have some fun with the family during this warm holiday season? Feel free to take and use these riddles as you please, and if you have any you would like to share do so in the designated section near the end of each page.

## Laundry Detergent Santa Riddle

Hint:
Yule Tide
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Solved: 43%

## Garland, Lights And Balls Riddle

Hint:
A Christmas tree
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Solved: 79%

## Five Rows Of Four Christmas Trees Riddle

Hint:
Just imagine a 5 pointed star, and then plant one tree at each point, and one tree where the sides intersect.

There are actually several distinct solutions. All of them can be constructed as follows:

Draw a nice long straight line.
Draw a second straight line that intersects the first.
Draw three more straight lines making sure each line intersects all the lines youve already drawn and avoiding any of the previous points of intersection. That is, no three lines should intersect at the same point.

With the first four lines, theres only one topologically distinct configuration, but by varying the position of the fifth line, several different distinct configurations can be created.
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Solved: 29%

Hint:
Because they always drop their needles.
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Solved: 68%

## Movies About Christmas Trees Riddle

Hint:
In Tinsel Town!
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## Christmas Vehicular Homicide Riddle

Hint:
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
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Solved: 77%

## Blue Christmas Riddle

Hint:
Elfis!
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Solved: 64%

## Good Friday Riddle

Hint:
The cross
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Solved: 73%

## Hearing Santas Sleigh

Hint:
Bells!
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Solved: 87%

## Labor Day Events Riddle

Hint:
As little as possible, just like every day!
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Solved: 52%

Hint:
Wreath
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## Santa's Helpers Riddle

Hint:
Elves
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Solved: 90%

## Festival Of Lights Riddle

Hint:
I am Hanukkah.
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## Given Each Night Riddle

Hint:
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## I Light Them All

Hint:
Shamash
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Solved: 57%

## Post Your Holiday Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Holiday Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did Santa go to college? To become an "elf" made man.

2. Why don't Christmas trees ever win an award? Because they're always "pine"ing for more attention.

3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

4. Why did the Grinch break up with his girlfriend? She was two sizes too small.

5. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.

6. Why did the turkey cross the road before Thanksgiving? To prove he wasn't a "chicken".

7. Where do Santa's reindeer go to get their fur coats cleaned? The "Deer" cleaner.

8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frost biting.

9. What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hot tub? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

10. What do you call a can of soda that's been left out in the snow all day? A cold drink with a frosty temper.

11. What do you call a Christmas ornament made out of tofu? A Soy-rrnament.

12. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy.

13. What do you call a reindeer with one eye? A "One-deer-ful" sight.

14. What is Santa's favorite type of cookie? "S-CLAWS" of course.

15. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

16. What do you get when you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas "quacker".

17. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with a banana? A mistle-toe.

18. What was the snowman's new year's resolution? To lose some weight - he was becoming a "meltdown".

19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? A slush puppy

20. Why did Santa go to the gym? He wanted to get his "jingle bells" ringing.

21. What did the snowman say to the carrot? "I nose you well."

22. What kind of money does Santa use? Jingle bills!

23. What did the elf say to Santa when he didn’t feel well? "Sorry to "chunk" your ear."

24. What’s the most popular Christmas wine? "I don’t like Brandywine."

25. What's the favorite Christmas movie of elephants? Trunks-giving.

26. How do snowmen greet each other on Christmas? Ice to meet you.

27. Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because he had a bad "elf", that's why.

28. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.

29. What does Santa use to shave? North Pole's best razor.

30. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.

31. What do you call a snowman party? Chill-fest.

32. What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas tree? A Pine-apple pie.

33. Where does Santa Claus chill out when he’s not driving his sleigh? The North Pool.

34. What’s a dog’s favorite Christmas treat? Pooch-permint bark.

35. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? Santa Claus-trophobic.

36. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see "time fly".

37. What did the Gingerbread man say to the candy cane? "Don’t you think I’m sweet enough?"

38. How does a snowman greet people? Ice to meet you.

39. Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had drumsticks.

40. What do you call a Christmas tree drinking game? "O tannen-baum"-bled.

41. What do you get when you cross a reindeer and a snowman? Frostbite.

42. What's the best way to get a snowman around town? By icicle.

43. What's the difference between Santa's reindeer and a knight? One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.

44. What did the snowman say when he found out he was melting? "I'm not ready for this to be a wet Christmas!"

45. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad-dressing.

46. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.

47. What did the snowman say to the other snowman? "Do you smell carrots?".

48. What did the kid say to Santa after opening presents? "Santa Claws, thanks a lot!"

49. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bulldog? Frostbite.

50. What do skiers say when they go to a Christmas party? Let's hit the slopes, and then the eggnog.