HOUSE RIDDLES

What always comes into the house through the keyhole?

You enter a dark room. You have only one match. There is an oil lamp, a furnace, and a stove in the room. Which would you light first?

You enter a bedroom there are 34 people. You kill 30. How many are in the room?

If a red house is made from red bricks and a yellow house is made from yellow bricks, what is a green house made from?

I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?

What Christmas apartment has two psychiatrists?

How did the mermaid afford her new house?

Where is the safest place in your house from a zombie?

How did the baseball player lose his house?

What goes around a yard but doesnt move?

A man lives on top of a ten story apartment, but the elevator doesn't go to his floor. Why?

I am something you can find in your house
That you would use when your clothes are dirty
Before going in a tumble dryer
You would usually first put them in me

I am?

A lady is unlocking the door to her round house when she hears a scream. She goes in and finds her husband dead. The Butcher says, "I was chopping meat." The Cook says, "I was cooking fish." The maid says, "I was sweeping the corners." Who killed the husband?

What did the house say to the window?

Heres a household item riddle
So its time to use your brain
This is an item with a frame
And some glass thats called a pane

What is this glass called?

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1. Why don't mountains ever have headaches? Because they have peak roofs!

2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems inside and was in need of a new addition.

3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

5. Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!

6. Why did the ghost move into the attic? Because it was looking to raise its spirit.

7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.

8. Why did the broom go to the beach? Because it wanted to sweep up some sun!

9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

10. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed his space.

11. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.

12. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the house.

13. Why was the student excited about his new eraser? Because it was the start of a new scholastic rubber-tire.

14. Why was the bicycle always crying? Because it was two-tired.

15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.

16. Why did the burglar break into the attic? Because he knew the homeowner would up the roof after finding out.

17. Why does a house always feel cold? Because the doors and windows are always open after being painted green.

18. Why did the laundry basket break up with the dryer? Because they just didn't mesh.

19. What did the carpet say to the floor? "You're beneath me."

20. Why did the table break up with the chair? Because it caught the chair cheating with the footstool.

21. Why was the bookshelf always so mad? Because it was always being shelved away.

22. Why did the lightbulb break up with electricity? Because it just couldn't handle the spark anymore.

23. Why did the refrigerator break up with the freezer? Because they were always in a cooling-off period.

24. Why did the window need a break? Because it's always on pane.

25. Why did the doctor have to see the house? Because it had a sick roof.

26. Why did the ceiling cry? Because it had the roofies .

27. Why did the garage start a band? Because it wanted to make some noise.

28. Why do houses never go hungry? Because they always have a fabulous pantry.

29. Why was the staircase always hungry? Because it was always taking steps.

30. Why did the doorway get angry? Because it was always in a jam.

31. Why did the mailbox ask the postman out? Because it was feeling addressed.

32. Why did the roof attend church? Because it got a leak to Jesus.

33. Why did the doorbell break up with the doorknob? Because it wanted to ring in the new year all by itself.

34. Why do houses always get along? Because they have great foundation.

35. Why do painters always make great artists? Because they use brushes to paint the town red.

36. Why does a house love music? Because it has a great set of harmony.

37. Why do houses never host parties? Because they don’t want to be the center of a plastered group of people.

38. Why did the toilet break up with the faucet? Because they just couldn't handle the pressure anymore.

39. Why did the chimney sweep fall in love? Because he had a direct flue to her heart.

40. Why did the window need a rest? Because it was always hoarse.

41. Why did the clock get in a fight? Because it always had a second hand.

42. Why did the banister go to school? To get some hand railing.

43. Why did the hinges on the door break up with the doorknob? They felt locked up.

44. Why did the dishwasher go on a diet? It had a few too many fat loads.

45. Why did the door jamb go to the beach? So it could catch some rays.

46. Why did the roof have to be repaired after telling a joke? Because it caused a roof-top explosion of laughter.

47. Why was the basement never lonely? Because it always had a lot of floors to keep it company.

48. Why did the stairs always avoid the floorboards? Because there's always a step in their relationship.

49. Why do houses never want to go to the doctor? Because they're afraid of getting caulk blocked.

50. Why did the roof go on a diet? To lose some shingle pounds!