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Mermaids Messages Riddle

Hint:
By sea-mail.
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Mermaid Weighs Riddle

Hint:
Her scales.
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Mermaid Tennis Riddle

Hint:
They might get caught in the net!
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Making Friends With A Dolphin Riddle

Hint:
On porpoise!
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Mermaids Favorite Song Riddle

Hint:
Salmon-chanted Evening!
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Mermaids New House Riddle

Hint:
She prawned everything!
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Isn't A Mermaid Riddle

Hint:
A photograph of a mermaid!
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Mermaid Math Class Riddle

Hint:
Algebra!
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Mermaid Weight Riddle

Hint:
They have their own scales!
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Mermaid Phone Riddle

Hint:
A shell phone!
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Mermaid Sleep Riddle

Hint:
A waterbed!
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Mermaids Favorite TV Show Riddle

Hint:
Whale of Fortune!
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Fishermen And Mermaids Riddle

Hint:
On line!
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Mermaid Money Riddle

Hint:
In the riverbank!
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Mermaid Movies Riddle

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At the dive-in!
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1. What did the mermaid say when she found her lost treasure? "Shelly-fish, I've found it!"

2. Why don't mermaids ever run? Because they always have a fin to do!

3. What do you call a mermaid who loves going to the beach? A mer-maiden!

4. Why did the mermaid wear seashells? Because she grew out of her B-shells!

5. What do you get when a mermaid plays the guitar? An acoustic-scallop!

6. Where do mermaids go to borrow money? To the loan shark!

7. What do you call two mermaids in love? A mer-maid for each other!

8. Why did the mermaid refuse to swim with the dolphins? She didn't want to be a porpoise-er.

9. What did the mermaid say when she saw her ex-boyfriend? "You were krill-ty to me."

10. Why do mermaids always know their way around the sea? Because they have a strong sense of dire-fish-ion!

11. What do you call a mermaid who loves making sushi? A raw-fish-ionista!

12. Why don't mermaids tell jokes in the open sea? Because they're afraid of being o-fish-al!

13. What did the mermaid say when she met her favorite rapper? "Yo-ho-ho, it's me, Ariel!"

14. What did the mermaid say when asked about her favorite book? "The Little Mermaid, it's a great tale!"

15. What do you call a mermaid who loves aromatherapy? A scents-ational sea creature!

16. Why do mermaids love wearing seashells? Because they always feel shell-abrated!

17. What did the mermaid say to her merman friend who was always late? "You need to start swimming vertically rather than horizontally!"

18. What did the mermaid say when she made a bad decision? "I'm kraken under the pressure!"

19. Why don't mermaids go to haunted houses? Because they're afraid of getting ghosted!

20. What do you call a mermaid who loves to dance? A mer-angotango!

21. Why did the mermaid break up with her boyfriend? He was too shellfish!

22. What do you call a mermaid with a lot of friends? Popular-corn!

23. What did the mermaid say when she saw a shark in the water? "Whale, hello there!"

24. What do you call a mermaid who loves taking selfies? A fisheye lens queen!

25. Why did the mermaid refuse to eat shrimp? It gave her clam-ity!

26. What did the mermaid say when she accidentally hit a rock? "I'm reef-ly sorry!"

27. What do you call a mermaid who's always cold? A shiver-me-timbers!

28. Why do mermaids hate jokes about the sea? They find them a bit hackneyed!

29. What did the mermaid say when she saw her former boss? "I used to work under the sea!"

30. What do you call a mermaid who loves solving math problems? Alge-fish!

31. Why did the mermaid refuse to wear shoes? They always slipper-y!

32. What did the mermaid say when she saw a jellyfish? "Would you look at the stinging beauty!"

33. What do you call a mermaid who's always busy? A mer-maid-of-honor!

34. Why do mermaids never have a bad hair day? Because they use tide-tangles!

35. What did the mermaid say when she met the CEO of a startup underwater? "You're a real plank-ton of energy!"

36. What do you call a mermaid who plays poker well? A fishy bluffer!

37. Why did the mermaid join the choir? She had a great set of gill-ty pleasures!

38. What did the mermaid say when she won the lottery? "I'm rich as a piscine!"

39. What do you call a mermaid who loves eating fried fish? A taste bud tsunami!

40. Why did the mermaid go to the public library? To borrow some shell-ebrity gossip magazines!

41. What did the mermaid say when she met her favorite fashion designer? "You're the starfish of the runway!"

42. Why did the mermaid learn French? She wanted to talk to the little mermaid in her native tongue!

43. What do you call a mermaid who loves spending time in the kitchen? A chef-fish-ionado!

44. Why did the mermaid go to the podiatrist? She had a case of ingrown scales!

45. What did the mermaid say when she saw a Hollywood actor underwater? "I can't believe I'm seeing a star-fish in the sea!"

46. What do you call a mermaid who loves gambling? A mer-poker-dashian!

47. Why did the mermaid refuse to wear a watch? Because she always has to keep an eye on the kelp!

48. What did the mermaid say when she got a job in HR? "I've joined the human re-trout sources team."

49. What do you call a mermaid who loves yoga? A chakra-fish-ionist!

50. Why did the mermaid decide to become a lifeguard? She wanted to save some fins!
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