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Our staff has collected some of the best tennis riddles from around the web. Our riddles can be used for a tennis themed party or even for a fun sporting event at school like a field day or anything similar! Wed love for you to use and share our riddles, however, please be sure to get permission before republishing any content on our site.
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Ghosts And Tennis Riddle
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1. What did the tennis ball say when it rolled into the bar? "I'll have a Rosé-prinol"
2. Why did the tennis player break up with his girlfriend? She kept serving him love faults.
3. Why do tennis players always carry a can of paint? To line judge the ball's placement.
4. How do you describe a tennis match between a polar bear and a penguin? It's always a "Kodiak moment".
5. What did the coach say when his tennis player fell flat on the court? "You gotta bounce back!"
6. Why do tennis courts often get bad ratings? They have a net-negative outlook.
7. What do you call a tennis player who regularly loses? A racketeer.
8. Why don't tennis players wear their shirts on the court? They don't want to get "served".
9. What do you get when a vampire plays tennis? A Transylvania Open champion.
10. Why did the tennis ball demand a raise? It was tired of being hit up on all the time.
11. What do you call a tennis player who's addicted to caffeine? A grand-slam latte.
12. Why was the tennis court always cold? Because of all the backhand breeze.
13. What did the tennis player say when it was time to eat? "Lettuce start serving."
14. Why is it tough to play tennis in the jungle? All the Lion call-outs.
15. What did the tennis player say to his therapist? "I keep volleying a problem in my head."
16. What did the grape say when it got hit by a tennis ball? "I can't believe I "wine"d up here."
17. Why did the tennis coach go out with the grasshopper? He heard it was a good "hopper" practice partner.
18. What did the tennis racquet say when it was losing? "I had a great string of victories."
19. Why is playing tennis with a lawyer always the worst? They never hit a backhand compliment.
20. What did the basketball player say to the tennis player? "Your court game is on point."
21. What did the tennis player say to keep the coach motivated? "You always find a way to "ACE" the day."
22. What did the tennis ball say after winning a tournament? "I'm feeling really pumped."
23. Why do tennis players hate the sun? It forces them to lob with shades on.
24. What do you call a tennis player who can't serve? A tennis shock.
25. How did the tennis player get a good night's sleep? He always served a little nightcap beforehand.
26. What did the tennis player say after his game was rained out? "I don't have the stomps for this."
27. What do you call when three tennis players play against each other? A menage-a-trois.
28. Why is playing tennis on the moon always a challenge? The players are constantly lunarticking.
29. What did the tennis player use to measure the distance between the ball and the baseline? A racket tape.
30. What do you call a tennis match played on a boat? A "sail" of the century.
31. What did the tennis ball say when it was hit into a river? "I'm feeling a little watered down."
32. Why did the tennis player's wife leave him? He kept cheating on the score.
33. What did the tennis player say to his opponent who kept foot-faulting? "If you keep this up, I'm gonna get "net"ty."
34. What is a tennis player's favorite kind of music? "Fore-hand tunes".
35. Why did the tennis player switch to a plant-based diet? He heard the ball was plant-based too.
36. What did the tennis player say when he couldn't find his racquet? "This is an un-"Bol-ivable" situation."
37. What do you call a tennis player who's afraid of flying? A serve-knophobia.
38. Why do tennis players always have a healthy glow? They love their racquet-chieving skin.
39. What did the tennis player say after winning a match? "I gave it all I had and I'm bushed."
40. Why did the pirate play tennis? He heard it had a great arrrr-gyle court.
41. How do you know when a tennis player is lying? They always tell a backhand-d story.
42. What did the tennis player say when his opponent kept arguing with the umpire? "We need to work on your "Net"-iquette."
43. Why do tennis players always wear white? So they can keep Score-giving attitude clean.
44. What did the tennis player say after winning too easily? "I think I should "dumb-down my Smash-game".
45. What do you call a tennis player who specializes in playing with a wooden racquet? A splint-nter.
46. How do you know when a tennis player is afraid of the dark? They never play "Night" matches.
47. What did the tennis player say when he stepped on his opponent's shoe? "I'm so "solesome"."
48. Why did the tennis player get a haircut before a match? He heard it would add some top-spun volume.
49. What did the tennis player say when he accidentally hit the wrong ball? "That was a "lob-sided" play."
50. Why did the tennis player seem so surprised when he won? He thought he was "serving" defeat.
1. What did the tennis ball say when it rolled into the bar? "I'll have a Rosé-prinol"
2. Why did the tennis player break up with his girlfriend? She kept serving him love faults.
3. Why do tennis players always carry a can of paint? To line judge the ball's placement.
4. How do you describe a tennis match between a polar bear and a penguin? It's always a "Kodiak moment".
5. What did the coach say when his tennis player fell flat on the court? "You gotta bounce back!"
6. Why do tennis courts often get bad ratings? They have a net-negative outlook.
7. What do you call a tennis player who regularly loses? A racketeer.
8. Why don't tennis players wear their shirts on the court? They don't want to get "served".
9. What do you get when a vampire plays tennis? A Transylvania Open champion.
10. Why did the tennis ball demand a raise? It was tired of being hit up on all the time.
11. What do you call a tennis player who's addicted to caffeine? A grand-slam latte.
12. Why was the tennis court always cold? Because of all the backhand breeze.
13. What did the tennis player say when it was time to eat? "Lettuce start serving."
14. Why is it tough to play tennis in the jungle? All the Lion call-outs.
15. What did the tennis player say to his therapist? "I keep volleying a problem in my head."
16. What did the grape say when it got hit by a tennis ball? "I can't believe I "wine"d up here."
17. Why did the tennis coach go out with the grasshopper? He heard it was a good "hopper" practice partner.
18. What did the tennis racquet say when it was losing? "I had a great string of victories."
19. Why is playing tennis with a lawyer always the worst? They never hit a backhand compliment.
20. What did the basketball player say to the tennis player? "Your court game is on point."
21. What did the tennis player say to keep the coach motivated? "You always find a way to "ACE" the day."
22. What did the tennis ball say after winning a tournament? "I'm feeling really pumped."
23. Why do tennis players hate the sun? It forces them to lob with shades on.
24. What do you call a tennis player who can't serve? A tennis shock.
25. How did the tennis player get a good night's sleep? He always served a little nightcap beforehand.
26. What did the tennis player say after his game was rained out? "I don't have the stomps for this."
27. What do you call when three tennis players play against each other? A menage-a-trois.
28. Why is playing tennis on the moon always a challenge? The players are constantly lunarticking.
29. What did the tennis player use to measure the distance between the ball and the baseline? A racket tape.
30. What do you call a tennis match played on a boat? A "sail" of the century.
31. What did the tennis ball say when it was hit into a river? "I'm feeling a little watered down."
32. Why did the tennis player's wife leave him? He kept cheating on the score.
33. What did the tennis player say to his opponent who kept foot-faulting? "If you keep this up, I'm gonna get "net"ty."
34. What is a tennis player's favorite kind of music? "Fore-hand tunes".
35. Why did the tennis player switch to a plant-based diet? He heard the ball was plant-based too.
36. What did the tennis player say when he couldn't find his racquet? "This is an un-"Bol-ivable" situation."
37. What do you call a tennis player who's afraid of flying? A serve-knophobia.
38. Why do tennis players always have a healthy glow? They love their racquet-chieving skin.
39. What did the tennis player say after winning a match? "I gave it all I had and I'm bushed."
40. Why did the pirate play tennis? He heard it had a great arrrr-gyle court.
41. How do you know when a tennis player is lying? They always tell a backhand-d story.
42. What did the tennis player say when his opponent kept arguing with the umpire? "We need to work on your "Net"-iquette."
43. Why do tennis players always wear white? So they can keep Score-giving attitude clean.
44. What did the tennis player say after winning too easily? "I think I should "dumb-down my Smash-game".
45. What do you call a tennis player who specializes in playing with a wooden racquet? A splint-nter.
46. How do you know when a tennis player is afraid of the dark? They never play "Night" matches.
47. What did the tennis player say when he stepped on his opponent's shoe? "I'm so "solesome"."
48. Why did the tennis player get a haircut before a match? He heard it would add some top-spun volume.
49. What did the tennis player say when he accidentally hit the wrong ball? "That was a "lob-sided" play."
50. Why did the tennis player seem so surprised when he won? He thought he was "serving" defeat.