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Riddles and Answers © 2023
While we cant take away the fear of the dentist visit or make it an enjoyable one, we can certainly give you some fun, challenging dentist riddles instead! In our collection of dentist riddles, we have everything from Who Am I? riddles to funny dentist riddles for kids and riddle puns! Some may be a little of a challenge, but hey, it beats getting a cavity filled, right? Check out some of the best dentist riddles below!
I Am Free The First Time And Second Time Riddle
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Lose Me Once Riddle
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A Drill Sergeant Riddle
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Queen At The Dentist
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Oreo Dentist
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A Dentist Who Dislikes Tea
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Dentist And Tennis Riddle
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Tooth Ache And A Rainy Day
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One is roaring with pain; the other is pouring with rain. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
A Useful Tool Riddle
Riddle me this
I'm white, and used for cutting and grinding. When I'm damaged, humans usually remove or fill me. For most animals I am a useful tool. What am I?
I'm white, and used for cutting and grinding. When I'm damaged, humans usually remove or fill me. For most animals I am a useful tool. What am I?
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Washington's False Teeth Riddle
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Everyone Needs My Help Riddle
I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them.
Who am I?
Who am I?
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A Buddhist Root Canal Riddle
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North Pole Riddle
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Dentists Love Potatoes Riddle
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A Dental Departure
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Post Your Dentist Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Dentist Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What did the dentist say when he was asked if he knew any good jokes? "Tooth be told, I only know corny puns!"
2. Why did the dentist go to Russia? He wanted to study the root canals!
3. Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They nailed the perfect partnership!
4. Why did the grape go to the dentist? It had a root canal!
5. What do you call an alligator in a dentist's office? An orthodontic crocodile!
6. Why did the dentist give his patients little squares of chocolate? To sweeten the extraction!
7. Did you hear about the dentist who opened a zen meditation center? It was called "Filling Bliss."
8. Why did the koala bear go to the dentist? To get a gum tree!
9. What did the dentist say to his nervous patient before giving them anesthesia? "This may hurt a little, but it'll be a gas!"
10. Did you hear about the dentist who had a crush on their patient? They had a real floss-teria going on!
11. What do you call a bear with bad teeth? A molar bear!
12. Why did the tooth go to school? To get a degree in dental hygiene!
13. What did the dentist say to the tree wearing braces? "You're looking sharp today!"
14. Did you hear about the dentist who was moonlighting as a detective? He was called the Cavity Investigator!
15. What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat captain? A tooth ferry!
16. Why did the dentist stop going to yoga? He was afraid of the Downward Plaque!
17. What does a dentist get when they retire? A filling of accomplishment!
18. What did the dentist say to the violinist? "You have good teeth, but your filling needs work!"
19. Why did the toothbrush go to the dentist? It was covered in plaque-titude!
20. Why did the retired dentist become an artist? He wanted to paint toothy masterpieces!
21. Why did the dentist go on a cruise? He wanted a chance to drill some wisdom teeth!
22. What did the dentist say to the golfer with a broken tooth? "You need a par-ial!"
23. Did you hear about the dentist who was also a musician? He played the gums-harp!
24. Why did the dentist become an astronaut? He wanted to do a little teeth-moon-lighting!
25. What do you call a dentist who only treats animals? A tooth fairy!
26. Why did the dentist set up shop in a haunted house? He wanted to help with all the decay-spirits!
27. What did the dentist say to the Olympic athlete? "Looks like it's time for a gold crown!"
28. Why did the dentist go to the restaurant? He heard they had tooth-pickable food!
29. Did you hear about the dentist who started a choir? Their signature song was "Filling Good!"
30. What do you call a dentist with a sense of humor? A molar comic!
31. Why did the dentist become a beekeeper? He loved taking care of the honey-combs!
32. What did the dentist say to the patient with no front teeth? "Looks like you need a bridge to get over that!"
33. Why did the tooth fairy go to school? To get a degree in dental economics!
34. Did you hear about the dentist who was also a magician? He could make a filling disappear just like that!
35. What do you call a dentist with bad breath? A halitosis specialist!
36. Why did the dentist start a rock band? He wanted to write songs that would bite!
37. What did the dentist say to the ear of corn? "Looks like you need some kernel treatment!"
38. Why did the dentist become a circus performer? He loved the thrill of getting teeth up in the air!
39. What did the dentist say to the hair stylist? "Looks like this is going to be a good brush-up!"
40. Why did the dentist get a job at the zoo? He wanted to work with the tusked animals!
41. What do you call a dentist with a yacht? A ship-tooth-buckler!
42. Why did the dentist become a pastor? He wanted to preach about the power of a Heavenly smile!
43. What did the dentist say to the bag of chips? "Looks like you're a little salty for my taste!"
44. Did you hear about the dentist who was also a chef? He made the best toothsome treats in town!
45. What do you call a bossy tooth? A molararchy!
46. Why did the dentist join the circus? He wanted to be a part of the drill team!
47. What did the dentist say to the bird with a broken beak? "Looks like you need a little restoration work!"
48. Did you hear about the dentist who was also a ventriloquist? He could make his patients' teeth talk!
49. What do you call a dentist who likes to garden? A tooth-hoe-ist!
50. Why did the dentist become a wine enthusiast? He loved the way a good glass of red could take teeth off edge!
1. What did the dentist say when he was asked if he knew any good jokes? "Tooth be told, I only know corny puns!"
2. Why did the dentist go to Russia? He wanted to study the root canals!
3. Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They nailed the perfect partnership!
4. Why did the grape go to the dentist? It had a root canal!
5. What do you call an alligator in a dentist's office? An orthodontic crocodile!
6. Why did the dentist give his patients little squares of chocolate? To sweeten the extraction!
7. Did you hear about the dentist who opened a zen meditation center? It was called "Filling Bliss."
8. Why did the koala bear go to the dentist? To get a gum tree!
9. What did the dentist say to his nervous patient before giving them anesthesia? "This may hurt a little, but it'll be a gas!"
10. Did you hear about the dentist who had a crush on their patient? They had a real floss-teria going on!
11. What do you call a bear with bad teeth? A molar bear!
12. Why did the tooth go to school? To get a degree in dental hygiene!
13. What did the dentist say to the tree wearing braces? "You're looking sharp today!"
14. Did you hear about the dentist who was moonlighting as a detective? He was called the Cavity Investigator!
15. What do you get when you cross a dentist and a boat captain? A tooth ferry!
16. Why did the dentist stop going to yoga? He was afraid of the Downward Plaque!
17. What does a dentist get when they retire? A filling of accomplishment!
18. What did the dentist say to the violinist? "You have good teeth, but your filling needs work!"
19. Why did the toothbrush go to the dentist? It was covered in plaque-titude!
20. Why did the retired dentist become an artist? He wanted to paint toothy masterpieces!
21. Why did the dentist go on a cruise? He wanted a chance to drill some wisdom teeth!
22. What did the dentist say to the golfer with a broken tooth? "You need a par-ial!"
23. Did you hear about the dentist who was also a musician? He played the gums-harp!
24. Why did the dentist become an astronaut? He wanted to do a little teeth-moon-lighting!
25. What do you call a dentist who only treats animals? A tooth fairy!
26. Why did the dentist set up shop in a haunted house? He wanted to help with all the decay-spirits!
27. What did the dentist say to the Olympic athlete? "Looks like it's time for a gold crown!"
28. Why did the dentist go to the restaurant? He heard they had tooth-pickable food!
29. Did you hear about the dentist who started a choir? Their signature song was "Filling Good!"
30. What do you call a dentist with a sense of humor? A molar comic!
31. Why did the dentist become a beekeeper? He loved taking care of the honey-combs!
32. What did the dentist say to the patient with no front teeth? "Looks like you need a bridge to get over that!"
33. Why did the tooth fairy go to school? To get a degree in dental economics!
34. Did you hear about the dentist who was also a magician? He could make a filling disappear just like that!
35. What do you call a dentist with bad breath? A halitosis specialist!
36. Why did the dentist start a rock band? He wanted to write songs that would bite!
37. What did the dentist say to the ear of corn? "Looks like you need some kernel treatment!"
38. Why did the dentist become a circus performer? He loved the thrill of getting teeth up in the air!
39. What did the dentist say to the hair stylist? "Looks like this is going to be a good brush-up!"
40. Why did the dentist get a job at the zoo? He wanted to work with the tusked animals!
41. What do you call a dentist with a yacht? A ship-tooth-buckler!
42. Why did the dentist become a pastor? He wanted to preach about the power of a Heavenly smile!
43. What did the dentist say to the bag of chips? "Looks like you're a little salty for my taste!"
44. Did you hear about the dentist who was also a chef? He made the best toothsome treats in town!
45. What do you call a bossy tooth? A molararchy!
46. Why did the dentist join the circus? He wanted to be a part of the drill team!
47. What did the dentist say to the bird with a broken beak? "Looks like you need a little restoration work!"
48. Did you hear about the dentist who was also a ventriloquist? He could make his patients' teeth talk!
49. What do you call a dentist who likes to garden? A tooth-hoe-ist!
50. Why did the dentist become a wine enthusiast? He loved the way a good glass of red could take teeth off edge!