QUEEN RIDDLES

There are four in a deck of cards
And it is a size of bed
In countries with a monarchy
This is the female head

What is this?

I was the name of the band
Led by Freddie Mercury
I can be found in a hive
Im the most important bee

What am I?

This is in a deck of cards
And a piece on a chessboard
Shes the monarch of Britain
Who knights people with a sword

Who is she?

In England, the Queen was with the duke on her way to her throne. When trying to sit down on her throne, she fell backwards. She was so embarassed so she told the duke this: "Until you see me again, you shall not tell anyone what happen to me." Back at his house, a lot of reporters her a rumor about the Queen and went to see the duke to know what happen to her. But the duke gave his word to the Queen not to reveal to anyone what happen to her. So all of the reporters gave up except one. He gave the duke a lot of money and the duke told the whole story. The next, the Queen, angry, called the duke and told him that broke his promise and told the whole story. But the duke told her that he kept his word and followed her instructions.

How can he say that he did kept his word?

The Queen lives in a beautiful castle with her only son and a sheep-dog named Sir FooFoo. One day the Queen decides to go out for a spot of tea with some friends. She leaves her eight-year-old son in the care of her trusted servants. The 18 servants are: Harold the health instructor, Griffith the gardener, Tiffany the private tutor, Philip the photographer, Magdalina the maid, Boris the Butler, Geraldo the groundskeeper, Bernadette the barber, Sandy the sweeper, Anastasia the accountant, Constantine the carpenter, Joel the jester, Lucy the launderer, Sadie the seamstress, McKenzie the musical instructor, Lawrence the lawyer, Dorothy the dentist, Devon the doctor, and Surlamina the Secretary of State. When the Queen came home she discovered her son was missing and that he was kidnapped. The Queen came to a conclusion that it must've been one of her servants who kidnapped her son because he was too young to leave on his own and Sir FooFoo was harmless. The Queen interviewed all of her servants to see which one was responsible for the kidnapping. The alibis are as follows: Harold was lifting weights, Griffith was planting roses, Tiffany was checking homework, Philip was taking pictures of the botanical garden, Magdalina was making the beds, Boris was cleaning the banisters, Geraldo was supervising Griffith , Bernadette was trimming Sir FooFoo's hair, Sandy was sweeping in the corners, Anastasia was managing the Queen's affairs, Constantine was building a birdhouse, Joel was coming up with the jokes, Lucy was doing the laundry, Sadie was designing a dress for the Queen, McKenzie was playing the flute, Lawrence was suing the bank, Dorothy was preparing to extract the Queen's tooth when the Queen came home, Devon was examining an x-ray of the Queen's arm, and Surlamina was being a Secretary of State.

Who is the kidnapper?

A Queen has twins by Caesarean section so it's impossible to tell who was born first. Now the twins are adults and ready to rule. One is intensely stupid, while the other is highly intelligent, well loved and charismatic. Yet the unintelligent one is chosen as the next ruler.

Why?

Who is next to a king on his thrown?

Why did the queen go to the dentist?

To the left of the clergy of backwards discourse,
And to the right of the fortress sits the knight and his horse,
He's duty bound to protect his majesty and queen,
And though his path is strait he always lands in between.

What is he?

Why didn't the other pieces come to the king and queen's barbecue?

Why couldn't the Queen of Hearts find her hat?

What song did the Mad Hatter sing for the Queen of Hearts?

What do you drink with the Queen of England?

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1. What do you call a queen who loves to hit the dance floor? Her royal highness, Twirly Majesty.

2. Who's the queen who is always on the go? Her majesty, Run-Around-the-Clock.

3. What do you call a queen who loves to fly? Her majesty, High-Flying Monarch.

4. Who's the queen with a love for jazz? Her majesty, Scattin' Royalty.

5. What do you call a queen with a love for sweets? Her majesty, the Sugary Sovereign.

6. Who's the queen who loves to decorate? Her royal highness, Queen of Décor.

7. What do you call a queen with a knack for gardening? Her majesty, the Green-Thumb Ruler.

8. Who's the queen who loves to surf? Her majesty, the Royal Surfer.

9. What do you call a queen with a love for cooking? Her highness, the Culinary Crown.

10. Who's the queen of the literary world? Her majesty, Page-Turning Ruler.

11. What do you call a queen with a passion for fitness? Her highness, the Fit and Fabulous Monarch.

12. Who's the queen who loves to tell jokes? Her majesty, the Jester's Ruler.

13. What do you call a queen with a musical talent? Her highness, the Melodic Majesty.

14. Who's the queen with a love for puzzles? Her majesty, The Puzzle-Solving Ruler.

15. What do you call a queen who loves to ski? Her highness, the Skiing Sovereign.

16. Who's the queen of the art scene? Her majesty, Artistic Monarch.

17. What do you call a queen with a green thumb? Her highness, The Blossoming Ruler.

18. Who's the queen of the culinary world? Her majesty, The Culinary Queen.

19. What do you call a queen with a fondness for horses? Her highness, The Riding Ruler.

20. Who's the queen of the fashion world? Her majesty, The Fashionable Monarch.

21. What do you call a queen with a talent for painting? Her highness, The Brush-Bearing Ruler.

22. Who's the queen with a passion for camping? Her majesty, The Ruler of the Great Outdoors.

23. What do you call a queen with a talent for writing? Her highness, The Quill-Wielding Ruler.

24. Who's the queen of the amusement park? Her majesty, The Roller-Coaster Ruler.

25. What do you call a queen with a love for tea? Her highness, The Tea-Sipping Sovereign.

26. Who's the queen with a talent for magic tricks? Her majesty, The Magician's Ruler.

27. What do you call a queen with a passion for swimming? Her highness, The Swimming Sovereign.

28. Who's the queen of the chic and trendy? Her majesty, The Style-Setting Monarch.

29. What do you call a queen with a fondness for fishing? Her highness, The Angling Ruler.

30. Who's the queen with a love for dancing in the rain? Her majesty, The Rain-Dancing Ruler.

31. What do you call a queen with a talent for jewelry making? Her highness, The Bejeweled Monarch.

32. Who's the queen with a love for chasing after butterflies? Her majesty, The Butterfly-Hunting Ruler.

33. What do you call a queen with a passion for ice skating? Her highness, The Icy Majesty.

34. Who's the queen of the puzzle world? Her majesty, The Puzzle-Solving Ruler.

35. What do you call a queen with a love for pottery-making? Her highness, The Potter's Ruler.

36. Who's the queen with a knack for calligraphy? Her majesty, The Quill-Scribing Ruler.

37. What do you call a queen with a talent for gymnastics? Her highness, The Flip-Tumbling Ruler.

38. Who's the queen of the pet-loving world? Her majesty, The Animal-Loving Monarch.

39. What do you call a queen with a love for snowboarding? Her highness, The Snow-Carving Sovereign.

40. Who's the queen of the beach? Her majesty, The Beachcombing Ruler.

41. What do you call a queen with a passion for baking? Her highness, The Baking Majesty.

42. Who's the queen with a knack for karaoke? Her majesty, The Singing Sovereign.

43. What do you call a queen who loves to paint her nails? Her highness, The Nails-Perfecting Ruler.

44. Who's the queen with a love for rock climbing? Her majesty, The Cliffhanging Ruler.

45. What do you call a queen with a talent for photography? Her highness, The Shutterbug Monarch.

46. Who's the queen of stargazing? Her majesty, The Night-Sky Ruler.

47. What do you call a queen with a passion for mountain biking? Her highness, The Mountain-Cruising Sovereign.

48. Who's the queen of the sword-fighting world? Her majesty, The Sword-Wielding Monarch.

49. What do you call a queen with a love for painting landscapes? Her highness, The Scenery-Painting Ruler.

50. Who's the queen with a passion for skydiving? Her majesty, The Sky-Diving Sovereign.