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The Month That Soldiers Hate Riddle
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Tigers Like Sergeants Riddle
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The Generals Armies Riddle
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Trapped With The Army
A man got trapped with the army, there were two papers, one said yes the other no. A man in the army said if you get the paper that sees no I will kill you, another man comes in the room sees I put no on both papers. How does he get out of it?
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He eats one. The man looks at the paper it sees no, so he thought the one the guy ate was yes. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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YES NO
Two Identical Soldiers
There are two identical soldiers each one is exactly the same. One however is a traitor. So one goes into a tank and the other goes on foot. The traitor succeeds in killing the army. Which one is the traitor?
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The one that went on foot is because it takes more than one soldier to operate a tank. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Drill Sergeant Riddle
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Generals Armies Riddle
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Post Your Army Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Army Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why was the soldier always out of breath? Because he was always in a military hurry!
2. Why did the sergeant yell at his platoon? Because they were acting like a bunch of soldier-losers!
3. What did the infantryman say when he found out his boots were too small? "I guess it's time to call in the tough-guys!"
4. Why did the general wear a shiny uniform? So he could reflect on his achievements!
5. How does a soldier get through the day? By putting one boot in front of the other!
6. What did the sniper say before they took a shot? "I'm gonna hit the bull's-eye, with my military might!"
7. Why are tanks so unpopular at parties? Because they always bring the "heavy armor" atmosphere!
8. Why was the army cook always stressed out? Trying to keep up with the grill sergeants!
9. What do you call a soldier who loves math? An arithmetic-weapon!
10. What do you call a group of military drummers? A percussion-division!
11. What is an army's favorite dessert? A military crepe!
12. Why did the soldiers go to the barbershop? To get a high-and-tight cut that's out of this world!
13. Why did the Army medic skip breakfast? Because he was already on a roll (of bandages)!
14. Who is the army's favorite superhero? Captain America, army-approved!
15. Why were the soldiers tired of playing hide-and-seek? Because they were always in a camouflage-ment!
16. What happened when the soldier went to sleep with his helmet on? He woke up with a headache, but he was still a helmet-tary hero!
17. Why did the Army cut down the tree? Because it was a "bomb shell"!
18. What did the drill sergeant say when he noticed the troops weren't marching properly? "You're giving me anxiety with this psychedelic pace!"
19. What's an army's favorite coffee? A Ground Force One!
20. Why did the soldier refuse to go to church during battle? Because he already had a "missile toe"!
21. What do you call a group of army personnel on the beach? A parasurf-troops!
22. Why did the general put his pants on backwards? Because he wanted to charge right in!
23. What makes an army's throat sore? Saluting military authority!
24. Why did the soldiers refuse to take the day off? Because they wanted a regimented day!
25. What was the soldier's favorite type of sandwich? A salami-attack!
26. What do you call an army of musicians? Attack of the Clones!
27. Why did the soldier refuse to swim? Because he didn't want to be a swash-buckler!
28. How many soldiers does it take to change a light bulb? None! They'll just invade the darkness!
29. What do you call a group of army chefs? A culinary-troop-ration!
30. Why did the soldier carry an umbrella? In case of an air raid!
31. How do you know if a soldier is a fan of horror movies? He's always looking out for the commando-zombies!
32. What do you call a soldier who always stays behind? A rearguard!
33. Why did the Army invite a magician to their training? To learn how to pull-off stealth moves!
34. What does an army do to get ready for winter? They battal-ion down the hatches!
35. Why did the soldier refuse to play chess during break? Because he's already making strategic moves!
36. What do you call a group of army personnel dressed as pilgrims? Thanksgiving deployment!
37. Why did the veteran refuse to drive behind a teacher? Because he knows about the silent-but-deadly car alarm!
38. How does the Army get their recruits in shape? With a push-up-on-a-cliff regiment!
39. Why did the Army plant corn? To ready themselves for the upcoming corn-flakes!
40. What does a soldier do for fun? They go on reconnaissance mission!
41. Why did the soldier complain about the mess hall? Because they only offer one-star dining!
42. What do you call a soldier who can't play the guitar? A "less-than-armed response"!
43. How does a grenade feel after a good throw? Bombticulous!
44. What did the parachuter say before he jumped? "If you survive this jump, you're prah-parah-praaaaa!"
45. Why was it hard for the soldier to get a cab? Because he's always saluting the driver!
46. What do you call a group of army personnel dressed as elves? Jingle infantry!
47. Why did the soldier refuse to use GPS? Because he wanted to rely on his battle compass!
48. What do you call a soldier who can't stand punishments? A general discomfort!
49. Why did the soldier refuse to stand in line for the parade? Because he was already at attention!
50. What do you call an army-ranger with a red nose? Rudolph the Tactical Reindeer!
1. Why was the soldier always out of breath? Because he was always in a military hurry!
2. Why did the sergeant yell at his platoon? Because they were acting like a bunch of soldier-losers!
3. What did the infantryman say when he found out his boots were too small? "I guess it's time to call in the tough-guys!"
4. Why did the general wear a shiny uniform? So he could reflect on his achievements!
5. How does a soldier get through the day? By putting one boot in front of the other!
6. What did the sniper say before they took a shot? "I'm gonna hit the bull's-eye, with my military might!"
7. Why are tanks so unpopular at parties? Because they always bring the "heavy armor" atmosphere!
8. Why was the army cook always stressed out? Trying to keep up with the grill sergeants!
9. What do you call a soldier who loves math? An arithmetic-weapon!
10. What do you call a group of military drummers? A percussion-division!
11. What is an army's favorite dessert? A military crepe!
12. Why did the soldiers go to the barbershop? To get a high-and-tight cut that's out of this world!
13. Why did the Army medic skip breakfast? Because he was already on a roll (of bandages)!
14. Who is the army's favorite superhero? Captain America, army-approved!
15. Why were the soldiers tired of playing hide-and-seek? Because they were always in a camouflage-ment!
16. What happened when the soldier went to sleep with his helmet on? He woke up with a headache, but he was still a helmet-tary hero!
17. Why did the Army cut down the tree? Because it was a "bomb shell"!
18. What did the drill sergeant say when he noticed the troops weren't marching properly? "You're giving me anxiety with this psychedelic pace!"
19. What's an army's favorite coffee? A Ground Force One!
20. Why did the soldier refuse to go to church during battle? Because he already had a "missile toe"!
21. What do you call a group of army personnel on the beach? A parasurf-troops!
22. Why did the general put his pants on backwards? Because he wanted to charge right in!
23. What makes an army's throat sore? Saluting military authority!
24. Why did the soldiers refuse to take the day off? Because they wanted a regimented day!
25. What was the soldier's favorite type of sandwich? A salami-attack!
26. What do you call an army of musicians? Attack of the Clones!
27. Why did the soldier refuse to swim? Because he didn't want to be a swash-buckler!
28. How many soldiers does it take to change a light bulb? None! They'll just invade the darkness!
29. What do you call a group of army chefs? A culinary-troop-ration!
30. Why did the soldier carry an umbrella? In case of an air raid!
31. How do you know if a soldier is a fan of horror movies? He's always looking out for the commando-zombies!
32. What do you call a soldier who always stays behind? A rearguard!
33. Why did the Army invite a magician to their training? To learn how to pull-off stealth moves!
34. What does an army do to get ready for winter? They battal-ion down the hatches!
35. Why did the soldier refuse to play chess during break? Because he's already making strategic moves!
36. What do you call a group of army personnel dressed as pilgrims? Thanksgiving deployment!
37. Why did the veteran refuse to drive behind a teacher? Because he knows about the silent-but-deadly car alarm!
38. How does the Army get their recruits in shape? With a push-up-on-a-cliff regiment!
39. Why did the Army plant corn? To ready themselves for the upcoming corn-flakes!
40. What does a soldier do for fun? They go on reconnaissance mission!
41. Why did the soldier complain about the mess hall? Because they only offer one-star dining!
42. What do you call a soldier who can't play the guitar? A "less-than-armed response"!
43. How does a grenade feel after a good throw? Bombticulous!
44. What did the parachuter say before he jumped? "If you survive this jump, you're prah-parah-praaaaa!"
45. Why was it hard for the soldier to get a cab? Because he's always saluting the driver!
46. What do you call a group of army personnel dressed as elves? Jingle infantry!
47. Why did the soldier refuse to use GPS? Because he wanted to rely on his battle compass!
48. What do you call a soldier who can't stand punishments? A general discomfort!
49. Why did the soldier refuse to stand in line for the parade? Because he was already at attention!
50. What do you call an army-ranger with a red nose? Rudolph the Tactical Reindeer!