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War Riddles
War riddles are brainteasers that have to do with war, soldiers, weapons, battles, and everything in between. If you love the military and also love solving complex riddles, these are a great fit for you.

In this group of brainteasers, you will be able to answer questions ranging from average to high levels of difficulty. Seeing as this is such, this set of complex questions isn't really for children to solve. In fact, we recommend that only teens and adults take advantage of these complicated puzzles.

Think you're ready to go to 'battle' with this amazing group of brainteasers? Feel free to solve as many as you can. Also, if you know of any riddles related to war, please share them with our readers. There is a form close to the bottom for you to submit them.

Soldiers Line Up Riddle

Hint:
A zipper
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Air Force Bingo Riddle

Hint:
B-52...F-16...A-10.
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Breaking Up A Bingo Game In Iraq Riddle

Hint:
Call out B-52
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The Zombie War

Hint:
Nobody, it was a dead tie
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Two Identical Soldiers

Hint:
The one that went on foot is because it takes more than one soldier to operate a tank.
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Shoot A Blonde Tank Riddle

Hint:
Shoot the people pushing it
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Ten Soldiers Dead

Hint:
Bowling! The ball knocked out ten pins.
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Fired Missiles

Hint:
They flew into each other.
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In Times Of War Riddle

Hint:
Bridge
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Groups Of Wartime Riddle

Hint:
A militia.
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I Ended The War Riddle

Hint:
The Treaty of Paris
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Mathematical Warfare Riddle

Hint:
By putting his enemy in close brackets.
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The Great War Riddle

Hint:
Ace of diamonds.
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I Join You In Battle Riddle

Hint:
The rock in rock-paper-scissors.
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Pirates Join The Military Riddle

Hint:
The navy, they love to battle at sea!
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Post Your War Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever War Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the soldier break up with his girlfriend? Because she didn't support his war efforts and kept "battling" him.



2. What do you call a group of soldiers who love to sing? The warblers.



3. Why did the soldier who was banned from using his weapon join the military? He wanted to fight with his bare hands and "punch-up" the enemy.



4. What did the general say to his troops before the big battle? "Let's go out there and make the enemy see stars!"



5. Why was the soldier so good at math? Because he knew how to calculate his "war-paths".



6. Why did the soldier throw his clock out the window before going to war? He wanted to "time-bomb" the enemy.



7. What was the most popular piece of clothing among soldiers during the war? The battle-vest.



8. How did the soldier keep in touch with his family during the war? By writing "war-letters".



9. Why did the soldier who had been in many battles feel like a ghost? Because he had "seen it all".



10. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them coming over the hill? "Hey, I thought this was supposed to be a war, not a hill-takeover!"



11. Why did the soldier cross the road? To get to the other side of the battle.



12. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy tank? "That thing looks like a real battle-beast!"



13. Why was the soldier always hungry after a battle? Because he had a lot of war-appetite.



14. What did the general say to his troops after a successful battle? "We really gave them a war-chest!"



15. Why was the soldier so happy when he learned there was a ceasefire? Because he was "tired of war-horsing around".



16. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he found out he was being flanked? "Now that's just a war-dance move!"



17. What did the soldier say to his friend when he was feeling down about the war? "Don't worry, we'll get through this. We're a war-able team."



18. Why did the soldier wear two watches during the war? He wanted to keep track of both "war-times".



19. What kind of car did the soldier drive during the war? The war-mobile.



20. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's fortifications? "Now that's what I call a war-wall!"



21. Why did the soldier feel like he was in an action movie during the war? Because he had to do a lot of war-stunts.



22. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he was feeling confident? "You might as well wave your white war-flag now!"



23. Why did the soldier start wearing earrings during the war? He wanted to be "war-ring-ready".



24. What do you call a soldier who loves gardening? A war-tender.



25. Why did the soldier who had a lot of battle scars feel like a car? Because he had a lot of "war-dents".



26. What did the soldier say to his team when they were about to charge the enemy's position? "Let's give them a real war-cry!"



27. Why did the soldier who had been in many battles feel like a fish? Because he had a lot of war-fins.



28. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy tanks coming at him? "Time to war-toughen-up!"



29. What did the soldier say to his fellow soldier when he was having difficulty adjusting to the war? "Don't worry, war takes some getting used to."



30. Why did the soldier who always carried a sleeping bag feel like royalty during the war? Because he had his own war-bed!



31. What do you call a soldier who loves to clean? A war-maid.



32. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war wounds feel like a tree? He had a lot of war-bark!



33. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy set up behind a wall? "Looks like they're trying to war-hide from us!"



34. Why did the soldier always wear his helmet? He wanted to be "war-safe".



35. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's weapons? "Now that's some war-gear!"



36. Why did the soldier who loved to gamble feel like a winner during the war? He had a lot of war-luck.



37. What did the soldier say to his friend who was feeling scared about the war? "Don't worry, we're well-prepared. We're a war-rior team."



38. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war stories feel like a journalist? He had a lot of "war-pen" experience.



39. What kind of shoes did the soldier wear during the war? War-bottes (combat boots).



40. Why did the soldier who loved to cook feel like a gourmet chef during the war? He had a lot of "war-salad" experience.



41. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them preparing their defenses? "Looks like they're really war-ready!"



42. Why did the soldier who loved to dance feel like he was in a club during the war? He had a lot of war-moves.



43. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's defenses from a distance? "Now that's some serious war-artillery!"



44. Why did the soldier always carry his map with him during the war? He wanted to be "war-navigational."



45. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy fall back? "Looks like they're not so war-tough after all!"



46. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war wounds feel like a sculpture? He had a lot of "war-chips" on him.



47. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them hoarding supplies? "Looks like they're trying to war-survive!"



48. Why did the soldier always carry his notebook with him during the war? He wanted to keep track of his "war-memories."



49. What did the soldier say to his troops when they were pressed against the enemy's position? "Let's war-flex our muscles!"



50. Why did the soldier who loved to swim feel like he was in the Olympics during the war? He had a lot of "war-breaststroke" experience.
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