WAR RIDDLES

Soldiers line up spaced with pride, Two long rows lined side by side. One sole unit can decide If the rows will unite or divide. Tell me, tell me, scream it out. What's the thing I talk about?

How do you play Air Force bingo?

How do you break up a bingo game in Iraq?

Who won the zombie war?

There are two identical soldiers each one is exactly the same. One however is a traitor. So one goes into a tank and the other goes on foot. The traitor succeeds in killing the army. Which one is the traitor?

How do you stop a blonde tank?

Ten soldiers dead on the field, dressed in white, killed by three eyes, black as night.

What happened?

Two ships are in the water. They each fire one missile at the other. Neither missile hit its target. But there were no counter measures launched. And nothing entered the airspace during the time. and radar showed the misses were destroyed. How is that so?

Man walks over, man walks under. In times of war he burns asunder.

I am a group ordinary citizens, called from our jobs to fight and defend our colonies even though I am unskilled with very little training. What wartime group am I?

I am the agreement that ended the French and Indian War and gave almost all of France's land in North America to England. What am I?

How will a mathematician win a war easily?

Did they tell my precious children about the war we fought?
In the fray, King Red did say, I order the onslaught.
A final fight, of tempered might, to settle this old dispute,
Men cried for their holy king, who donned his armored suit.
Once he showed his deep red robe, he fought the enemy,
Nay other men, nor two nor three, could cause any entropy.
Did they tell my precious children about the Kings disgrace?
Some King was he, who lost to thee, the victor without a face.

Who won the battle?

I join you in battle, fist clenched tight.
We pound three times with all our might.
If my rival decides he will sign for peace;
I'll crush him, and the fight will cease.
But if he lays his hand down flat;
I'll suffer defeat, that is that.

What am I?

If a pirate was to join the war, what branch of the armed service would they probably go in to?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever War Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the soldier break up with his girlfriend? Because she didn't support his war efforts and kept "battling" him.



2. What do you call a group of soldiers who love to sing? The warblers.



3. Why did the soldier who was banned from using his weapon join the military? He wanted to fight with his bare hands and "punch-up" the enemy.



4. What did the general say to his troops before the big battle? "Let's go out there and make the enemy see stars!"



5. Why was the soldier so good at math? Because he knew how to calculate his "war-paths".



6. Why did the soldier throw his clock out the window before going to war? He wanted to "time-bomb" the enemy.



7. What was the most popular piece of clothing among soldiers during the war? The battle-vest.



8. How did the soldier keep in touch with his family during the war? By writing "war-letters".



9. Why did the soldier who had been in many battles feel like a ghost? Because he had "seen it all".



10. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them coming over the hill? "Hey, I thought this was supposed to be a war, not a hill-takeover!"



11. Why did the soldier cross the road? To get to the other side of the battle.



12. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy tank? "That thing looks like a real battle-beast!"



13. Why was the soldier always hungry after a battle? Because he had a lot of war-appetite.



14. What did the general say to his troops after a successful battle? "We really gave them a war-chest!"



15. Why was the soldier so happy when he learned there was a ceasefire? Because he was "tired of war-horsing around".



16. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he found out he was being flanked? "Now that's just a war-dance move!"



17. What did the soldier say to his friend when he was feeling down about the war? "Don't worry, we'll get through this. We're a war-able team."



18. Why did the soldier wear two watches during the war? He wanted to keep track of both "war-times".



19. What kind of car did the soldier drive during the war? The war-mobile.



20. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's fortifications? "Now that's what I call a war-wall!"



21. Why did the soldier feel like he was in an action movie during the war? Because he had to do a lot of war-stunts.



22. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he was feeling confident? "You might as well wave your white war-flag now!"



23. Why did the soldier start wearing earrings during the war? He wanted to be "war-ring-ready".



24. What do you call a soldier who loves gardening? A war-tender.



25. Why did the soldier who had a lot of battle scars feel like a car? Because he had a lot of "war-dents".



26. What did the soldier say to his team when they were about to charge the enemy's position? "Let's give them a real war-cry!"



27. Why did the soldier who had been in many battles feel like a fish? Because he had a lot of war-fins.



28. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy tanks coming at him? "Time to war-toughen-up!"



29. What did the soldier say to his fellow soldier when he was having difficulty adjusting to the war? "Don't worry, war takes some getting used to."



30. Why did the soldier who always carried a sleeping bag feel like royalty during the war? Because he had his own war-bed!



31. What do you call a soldier who loves to clean? A war-maid.



32. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war wounds feel like a tree? He had a lot of war-bark!



33. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy set up behind a wall? "Looks like they're trying to war-hide from us!"



34. Why did the soldier always wear his helmet? He wanted to be "war-safe".



35. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's weapons? "Now that's some war-gear!"



36. Why did the soldier who loved to gamble feel like a winner during the war? He had a lot of war-luck.



37. What did the soldier say to his friend who was feeling scared about the war? "Don't worry, we're well-prepared. We're a war-rior team."



38. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war stories feel like a journalist? He had a lot of "war-pen" experience.



39. What kind of shoes did the soldier wear during the war? War-bottes (combat boots).



40. Why did the soldier who loved to cook feel like a gourmet chef during the war? He had a lot of "war-salad" experience.



41. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them preparing their defenses? "Looks like they're really war-ready!"



42. Why did the soldier who loved to dance feel like he was in a club during the war? He had a lot of war-moves.



43. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy's defenses from a distance? "Now that's some serious war-artillery!"



44. Why did the soldier always carry his map with him during the war? He wanted to be "war-navigational."



45. What did the soldier say when he saw the enemy fall back? "Looks like they're not so war-tough after all!"



46. Why did the soldier who had a lot of war wounds feel like a sculpture? He had a lot of "war-chips" on him.



47. What did the soldier say to the enemy when he saw them hoarding supplies? "Looks like they're trying to war-survive!"



48. Why did the soldier always carry his notebook with him during the war? He wanted to keep track of his "war-memories."



49. What did the soldier say to his troops when they were pressed against the enemy's position? "Let's war-flex our muscles!"



50. Why did the soldier who loved to swim feel like he was in the Olympics during the war? He had a lot of "war-breaststroke" experience.