CLOTHES RIDDLES

Soldiers line up spaced with pride, Two long rows lined side by side. One sole unit can decide If the rows will unite or divide. Tell me, tell me, scream it out. What's the thing I talk about?

You go in through one hole, you come out through three holes.

Once you're inside you're ready to go outside, but once you're outside you're still inside.

What is it?

I saw a shirt for $97. I borrowed $50 from Mom and $50 from Dad. I bought the shirt with $3 of change. I gave $1 to Mom, $1 to Dad, and kept $1 for myself. Now I owe my mom $49 and my dad $49. $49 + $49 = $98 + my $1 = $99. Where did the other $1 go?

I wear a green jacket on the outside, white jacket as a second layer, and a red jacket inside. I am pregnant with a lot of babies. What am I?

What type of dress can never be worn?

I am a kind of coat that can easily be put on when wet. What am I?

What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?

What is the difference between a football player and a dog?

What does bread wear to bed?

What does a mermaid wear to math class?

What is the difference between zombies and patched jeans?

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot?

Why material do you use to make a clown outfit?

What do potatoes wear to bed?

What does a rain cloud wear under his clothes?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Clothes Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. When the fashionista couldn't decide what to wear, she said, "I'm in a denim-ma."

2. The sock was feeling insecure about its place in the drawer, but it just needed a little reinforcement to stay toegether.

3. The pants were feeling weighed down by all their pockets, so they decided to go on a de-pocket-ing spree.

4. The hat was feeling a little flat, but a quick flip turned things around.

5. The sweater was feeling extra cozy, so it decided to start a knitting circle.

6. The shirt was feeling a little damp, but it didn't want to make a scene. It was trying to keep its cool.

7. The scarf was feeling overlooked, but it knew how to make a statement: knot just for decoration.

8. The jeans were feeling a little too tight, but they didn't want to give up their squeeze just yet.

9. The skirt was feeling a bit like a wallflower, but it knew it could blossom with the right accessories.

10. The blouse was feeling a little too sheer, but it couldn't help being transparent.

11. The shoes were feeling a bit too basic, but they knew how to elevate any outfit.

12. The jacket was feeling a little chilly, but it had a furry lining to keep it warm.

13. The tights were feeling a bit exposed, but they knew how to layer it on.

14. The shorts were feeling a little too revealing, but they couldn't help being cheeky.

15. The dress was feeling a bit outdated, but it had a classic style that never went out of fashion.

16. The vest was feeling a bit constricting, but it couldn't help holding things in.

17. The belt was feeling a bit stretched out, but it could still cinch up anything.

18. The pajamas were feeling a little too comfortable, but they knew how to make a good impression.

19. The swimwear was feeling a bit too revealing, but it was making a splash in social circles.

20. The gloves were feeling a bit restricted, but they couldn't help fitting like a glove.

21. The necktie was feeling a bit too formal, but it knew how to knot around and loosen up.

22. The raincoat was feeling a bit too waterproof, but it couldn't help being a drip.

23. The sweatpants were feeling a bit too lazy, but they knew how to jog a memory.

24. The beanie was feeling a bit too hipster, but it knew how to cap things off.

25. The leggings were feeling a bit too snug, but they knew how to stretch the truth.

26. The fedora was feeling a bit too old-fashioned, but it still knew how to brim with style.

27. The baseball cap was feeling a bit too sporty, but it knew how to pitch a look.

28. The bunny ears were feeling a bit too festive, but they knew how to hop to it.

29. The feather boa was feeling a bit too flashy, but it couldn't help making a statement.

30. The bowtie was feeling a bit too dapper, but it knew how to tie it all together.

31. The bandana was feeling a bit too rough-and-tumble, but it knew how to cowboy up.

32. The tiara was feeling a bit too delicate, but it knew how to rule with grace.

33. The beret was feeling a bit too artsy, but it knew how to brush up on style.

34. The windbreaker was feeling a bit too lightweight, but it couldn't help going with the wind.

35. The sunglasses were feeling a bit too cool, but they knew how to shade things up.

36. The cufflinks were feeling a bit too formal, but they still knew how to put the finishing touches on an outfit.

37. The suspenders were feeling a bit too vintage, but they knew how to hold things up.

38. The cowboy boots were feeling a bit too wild, but they knew how to wrangle attention.

39. The pocket square was feeling a bit too fancy, but it knew how to fold into any occasion.

40. The fur coat was feeling a bit too excessive, but it couldn't help being a showstopper.

41. The crop top was feeling a bit too revealing, but it knew how to crop up in conversation.

42. The blazer was feeling a bit too corporate, but it knew how to boss up any outfit.

43. The corduroys were feeling a bit too retro, but they couldn't help chasing after the good old days.

44. The turtleneck was feeling a bit too stuffy, but it knew how to play it cool.

45. The handkerchief was feeling a bit too antiquated, but it still knew how to come in handy.

46. The parka was feeling a bit too bulky, but it still knew how to warm up to people.

47. The cat ears were feeling a bit too cutesy, but they knew how to purrfect an outfit.

48. The bomber jacket was feeling a bit too aggressive, but it knew how to take flight.

49. The ascot was feeling a bit too distinguished, but it knew how to ascend to any occasion.

50. The overalls were feeling a bit too country, but they couldn't help getting down to earth.