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What Always Goes To Bed With Its Shoes On Riddle

Hint:
A horse
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What Is The Last Thing You Take Off Before Bed Riddle

Hint:
Your feet off the floor.
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Legs On The Floor Riddle

Hint:
Since all of the animals are on the bed, the answer is 6 legs! 4 legs from the bed and your own 2 legs.
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Breadtime Attire Riddle

Hint:
Jam-mies!
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Mermaid Sleep Riddle

Hint:
A waterbed!
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Fireplace Bed Riddle

Hint:
He wanted to sleep like a log!
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The Disguised Bed Riddle

Hint:
It was undercover
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Hospital Bed Riddle

Hint:
Because you cant lie up.
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Sleepy Policeman Riddle

Hint:
Because he was an undercover cop
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The Monsters Name Riddle

Hint:
Nothing...
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Sleepy's Firewood Riddle

Hint:
He wanted to sleep like a log.
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Drawing Before Bed Riddle

Hint:
The curtains!
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Shoes In The Bed Riddle

Hint:
A horse
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Cookies In Bed Riddle

Hint:
A crummy mummy.
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Bedtime For Batgirl Riddle

Hint:
Her Dark Knight gown!
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1. What do you call a bed that makes music? A guitar-bed!



2. Why did the bed break up with the pillow? It needed some space.



3. Why did the bed refuse to sleep with the window open? It was afraid of catching bedding.



4. What do you call a bed that's really good at math? A mattress-matician.



5. Why did the bed take a nap in the middle of the day? It was lying low.



6. What do you call a bed that's always cold? A frigid-bed.



7. What did the bed say after a long day of work? I'm so sheets-tired.



8. Why did the bed apologize to the alarm clock? It slept in.



9. What do you call a bed that's always jumping around? A bouncy-bed.



10. Why did the bed go to the doctor? It had a spring in its back.



11. What did the pillow say to the blanket? Cover me, I'm going to sleep!



12. What do you call a bed that's haunted? A ghost-bed.



13. Why did the bed get mad at the dresser? It was dresser-banging.



14. What do you call a bed that loves to read? A book-case.



15. Why did the bed break up with the nightstand? It found someone better.



16. What do you get when you cross a bed with a mouse? A bed-hopping mouse.



17. Why did the bed get in trouble? It was caught sleeping on the job.



18. What do you call a bed that's always complaining? A grumpy mattress.



19. Why did the bed marry the nightstand? It wanted to live together with its one true love.



20. What do you get when you cross a bed with a bird? A featherbed.



21. Why did the bed refuse to sleep alone? It was too springy.



22. What do you call a bed that never gets clean? A dirty mattress.



23. Why did the bed go on a diet? It wanted to be a slender-spring.



24. What do you get when you cross a bed with a car? A sleep-mobile.



25. Why did the bed need a map? It was in-seam-ingly lost.



26. What do you call a bed that's always nervous? A shaky mattress.



27. Why did the bed like to solve puzzles? It found them bed-rattling.



28. What do you get when you cross a bed with a flower? A flower-bed.



29. Why did the bed attend a yoga class? It wanted to be more flexible.



30. What do you call a bed that's always happy? A cheerful mattress.



31. Why did the bed have a secret admirer? It was just mattress-terious.



32. What do you get when you cross a bed with a snake? A coil-spring bed.



33. Why did the bed go to the beach? It wanted to find a good sand-bed.



34. What do you call a bed that's always talking? A chatty mattress.



35. Why did the bed go to the doctor? It had a case of mattress-hardness.



36. What do you get when you cross a bed with a fruit? A bed-fruit.



37. Why did the bed break up with the box spring? It found something better.



38. What do you call a bed that's always popping up? A pop-up bed.



39. Why did the bed like to travel? It wanted to see what the bed-world had to offer.



40. What do you get when you cross a bed with an elephant? A huge mattress.



41. Why did the bed join a choir? It wanted to be more comfortable with music.



42. What do you call a bed that's always singing? A crooning mattress.



43. Why did the bed go to the party? It was looking for its bed-mate.



44. What do you get when you cross a bed with a tree? A canopy-bed.



45. Why did the bed need glasses? It was having trouble seeing the sheets.



46. What do you call a bed that's always running a marathon? A speedy mattress.



47. Why did the bed make a wish? It wanted to be a wish-bed.



48. What do you get when you cross a bed with a clock? A snooze-button bed.



49. Why did the bed join a knitting club? It wanted to be more comfortable with warm threads.



50. What do you call a bed that's always in a foul mood? A mattress-tude.
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