ELF RIDDLES

Why was the elf crying?

These are in the Harry Potter books
And Lord Of The Rings too
Some help to make lots of Christmas gifts
That Santa brings to you

What are they?

We are known for having pointy ears
And for making Christmas toys
Which are delivered by Santa to
All of the good girls and boys

We are?

It is thanks to beings like me
Your Christmas toys dont come from stores
Because I am a little helper
Who makes your gifts from Santa Claus

Who are we?

Where do you find elves?

Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?

Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?

What's the first thing elves learn in school?

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?

How long should an elf's legs be?

What kind of money do elves use?

What kind of music do elves like best?

What do elves learn in kindergarten?

What kind of cookie do elves make for Christmas?

Which elf was the best singer?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Elf Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What does an elf use to make a sandwich?

- Elf-mayo-nate.



2. Why did the elf refuse to take a microscope to work?

- Because he couldn't focus on small elf.



3. How does an elf prepare for a long day in Santa's workshop?

- With elf-training exercises.



4. What's an elf's favorite candy bar?

- Elf-ways.



5. Why did the elf go to the doctor?

- Because he had a santa-mental breakdown.



6. What do you call an elf that watches too much TV?

- Couch elf-ato.



7. What do you call an elf that doesn't get enough sleep?

- An elf-dreamer.



8. How do you know when an elf is a bad dancer?

- When he has two left elf-t.



9. Why did Santa hire a new reindeer?

- Because the old ones were too elf.



10. What do you call an elf that's afraid of the dark?

- An elf-raid.



11. Why did the elf quit his job at the toy factory?

- He couldn't bear to see the same toys-elf twice.



12. Why did the elf get a new job as a mailman?

- He wanted to be able to deliver elf mail on time.



13. Where do elves keep their money?

- In an elfish bank.



14. What do you call an elf that loves math?

- An al-geb elf.



15. What's an elf's favorite type of bread?

- Elfin.



16. What do you call an elf that sleeps all day?

- A sl-elf.



17. Why did the elf go on a diet?

- Because he was starting to look a little elf-conscious.



18. How does an elf celebrate his birthday?

- With a cake and elfies.



19. What do you call an elf with a cold?

- Sn-elf.



20. Why did the elf go to the airport?

- To get a sh-elfie.



21. What do you call an elf that tells jokes?

- A pr-elf.



22. Why did the elf learn to sew?

- So he could make his own elf clothes.



23. How does an elf stay in shape?

- With elf-defence classes.



24. What's an elf's favorite type of music?

- Elf-ternative.



25. How did the elf get his job at the toy factory?

- He elfishly applied.



26. Why did the elf cancel his plans to go to the mall?

- He thought it was too elfish.



27. What do you call an elf that loves the beach?

- A sur-elf.



28. What do you call an elf that likes to cook?

- An elf-chef.



29. What do you call an elf that loves to read?

- A book-elf.



30. Why did the elf go to the gym?

- To work on his elf-esteem.



31. What do you call an elf that loves to dance?

- An elf-a-lump.



32. What do you call an elf that loves to paint?

- An elf-studio.



33. Why did the elf go to the dentist?

- He had a cavity elf.



34. What do you call an elf that's always late?

- A procrastin-elf.



35. What do you call an elf that's really good at puzzles?

- A puzzl-elf.



36. Why did the elf go on a baking spree?

- Because he needed to dish-elf.



37. What do you call an elf that loves to knit?

- An elf-yarn.



38. What do you call an elf that loves to travel?

- A glob-elf trotter.



39. Why did the elf buy a new pair of shoes?

- His old ones elf-apart.



40. What do you call an elf that's really good at video games?

- A console-elf.



41. Why did the elf quit his job as a chef?

- He didn't like the food-elf.



42. What do you call an elf that loves to sing?

- A car-elf oki.



43. How does an elf stay organized?

- With an elf-phabetical filing system.



44. What do you call an elf that's always cold?

- A shiv-elfer.



45. Why did the elf join a choir?

- So he could be an elf-is.



46. What do you call an elf that's always hungry?

- A snack-elf.



47. What do you call an elf that loves to meditate?

- A peace-elf.



48. Why did the elf refuse to wear his new hat?

- It was too elf-onating.



49. What do you call an elf that's really good at science?

- A lab-elf.



50. Why did the elf go to the gym twice a day?

- He wanted to elf-iminate any extra weight.