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Riddles aren't only used to baffle people, sometimes they are used to make people laugh. Check out these interesting facts about funny dumb humor in literature throughout history:
Many types of folklore throughout history have used the riddles as a type of proverb, to help people believe traditional stories with higher levels of passion.
The riddle is considered as an universal art because of the variety of cultures around the world it has been cited in.>/li>
Grphoi is an ancient Greek word for the English term riddle.
The Exeter Book, one of the most crucial assemblages of Old English literature, is one of the oldest books in existence to contain a major collection of riddles.
Riddles have been deemed one of the oldest types of poetry/art in Africa, and are totally emerged in many different African cultures.
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Idiot riddles typically rely on simple-minded reason or puns for their solutions. But don't let these silly jokes and riddles get the best of you, each one still possesses a bit of trickiness.
Whatever you do, don't christen this extensive collection with the infamous name of retarded riddles. Not only is that a very uncool term to use, it doesn't even really describe this set of riddles accurately.
These question and answers are full of humor, and will most likely make you chuckle or at least crack a smile. Ready to have some fun?
Good luck riddlers!
When Is It Bad Luck To See A Black Cat Riddle
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Elf Legs Riddle
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The Stupid Pianist Riddle
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Running Into A Desert Riddle
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A Parrot And Godzilla
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I dont know, but if he asks for a cracker, give it to him! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Jumping Duck Riddle
A duck arrives near a lake. He sees a sign were it is written "No swimming allowed.", but the duck jumps into the water. Why?
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The Side Of The Cake
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White To Dark Riddle
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How To Tell If A Snake Is Poisonous
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Wearing Sandals Riddle
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The Bucket Look A Like Riddle
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Dopey's Crayons Riddle
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Flying With Both Hands Riddle
Why does superman fly with one hand at the side and one hand pointing straight ahead in the past, but now he flies with both hands pointing straight ahead?
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In the past, Superman was on manual mode but now he's on autopilot mode. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Bully's Drink Riddle
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Curing Acid Indigestion Riddle
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1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
3. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
5. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
8. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
9. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent!
10. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!
11. What did the grape say when it got pinched? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
12. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
13. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
15. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
16. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A cant opener!
17. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with!
18. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish!
19. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
20. Why did the belt break up with the pants? Because they kept holding him up!
21. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
22. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
24. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
25. Why did the birdie date a tennis player? They had a match made in heaven!
26. What do you call a herd of cows that plays music? A moo-sical!
27. How do you know if a joke is a boomerang? Because it always comes back!
28. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Because it wanted to get to the bottom!
29. Who's the king of the classroom? The ruler!
30. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
31. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
32. What do you call a donkey with a PhD? Dr. Bray!
33. Why are there fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in!
34. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
35. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
36. How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
37. Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepperwater makes them sneeze!
38. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
39. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
40. Why did the cat join Instagram? It wanted to share its paw-some pics!
41. What do you call a potato that became a doctor? A spudtacular physician!
42. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
43. Why did the mouse go to space? To see the moon-cheese!
44. Why was the musician feeling sharp? Because he just got a new key-board!
45. Why don't zombies go to concerts? They have no body to dance with!
46. How do you pick a lock? You use a gherkin!
47. Why did the bubble wrap go pop? It didn't know its limits!
48. Why do trees hate tests? Because they always get stumped!
49. Why was the library always cool? Because it had a lot of fans!
50. What do you call a computer that sings? Adele!
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
3. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
5. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
8. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
9. How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent!
10. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!
11. What did the grape say when it got pinched? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
12. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
13. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
15. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
16. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A cant opener!
17. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with!
18. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish!
19. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
20. Why did the belt break up with the pants? Because they kept holding him up!
21. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
22. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
24. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
25. Why did the birdie date a tennis player? They had a match made in heaven!
26. What do you call a herd of cows that plays music? A moo-sical!
27. How do you know if a joke is a boomerang? Because it always comes back!
28. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Because it wanted to get to the bottom!
29. Who's the king of the classroom? The ruler!
30. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
31. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
32. What do you call a donkey with a PhD? Dr. Bray!
33. Why are there fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in!
34. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
35. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
36. How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
37. Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepperwater makes them sneeze!
38. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
39. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
40. Why did the cat join Instagram? It wanted to share its paw-some pics!
41. What do you call a potato that became a doctor? A spudtacular physician!
42. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
43. Why did the mouse go to space? To see the moon-cheese!
44. Why was the musician feeling sharp? Because he just got a new key-board!
45. Why don't zombies go to concerts? They have no body to dance with!
46. How do you pick a lock? You use a gherkin!
47. Why did the bubble wrap go pop? It didn't know its limits!
48. Why do trees hate tests? Because they always get stumped!
49. Why was the library always cool? Because it had a lot of fans!
50. What do you call a computer that sings? Adele!