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1. What does an elf use to make a sandwich?
- Elf-mayo-nate.
2. Why did the elf refuse to take a microscope to work?
- Because he couldn't focus on small elf.
3. How does an elf prepare for a long day in Santa's workshop?
- With elf-training exercises.
4. What's an elf's favorite candy bar?
- Elf-ways.
5. Why did the elf go to the doctor?
- Because he had a santa-mental breakdown.
6. What do you call an elf that watches too much TV?
- Couch elf-ato.
7. What do you call an elf that doesn't get enough sleep?
- An elf-dreamer.
8. How do you know when an elf is a bad dancer?
- When he has two left elf-t.
9. Why did Santa hire a new reindeer?
- Because the old ones were too elf.
10. What do you call an elf that's afraid of the dark?
- An elf-raid.
11. Why did the elf quit his job at the toy factory?
- He couldn't bear to see the same toys-elf twice.
12. Why did the elf get a new job as a mailman?
- He wanted to be able to deliver elf mail on time.
13. Where do elves keep their money?
- In an elfish bank.
14. What do you call an elf that loves math?
- An al-geb elf.
15. What's an elf's favorite type of bread?
- Elfin.
16. What do you call an elf that sleeps all day?
- A sl-elf.
17. Why did the elf go on a diet?
- Because he was starting to look a little elf-conscious.
18. How does an elf celebrate his birthday?
- With a cake and elfies.
19. What do you call an elf with a cold?
- Sn-elf.
20. Why did the elf go to the airport?
- To get a sh-elfie.
21. What do you call an elf that tells jokes?
- A pr-elf.
22. Why did the elf learn to sew?
- So he could make his own elf clothes.
23. How does an elf stay in shape?
- With elf-defence classes.
24. What's an elf's favorite type of music?
- Elf-ternative.
25. How did the elf get his job at the toy factory?
- He elfishly applied.
26. Why did the elf cancel his plans to go to the mall?
- He thought it was too elfish.
27. What do you call an elf that loves the beach?
- A sur-elf.
28. What do you call an elf that likes to cook?
- An elf-chef.
29. What do you call an elf that loves to read?
- A book-elf.
30. Why did the elf go to the gym?
- To work on his elf-esteem.
31. What do you call an elf that loves to dance?
- An elf-a-lump.
32. What do you call an elf that loves to paint?
- An elf-studio.
33. Why did the elf go to the dentist?
- He had a cavity elf.
34. What do you call an elf that's always late?
- A procrastin-elf.
35. What do you call an elf that's really good at puzzles?
- A puzzl-elf.
36. Why did the elf go on a baking spree?
- Because he needed to dish-elf.
37. What do you call an elf that loves to knit?
- An elf-yarn.
38. What do you call an elf that loves to travel?
- A glob-elf trotter.
39. Why did the elf buy a new pair of shoes?
- His old ones elf-apart.
40. What do you call an elf that's really good at video games?
- A console-elf.
41. Why did the elf quit his job as a chef?
- He didn't like the food-elf.
42. What do you call an elf that loves to sing?
- A car-elf oki.
43. How does an elf stay organized?
- With an elf-phabetical filing system.
44. What do you call an elf that's always cold?
- A shiv-elfer.
45. Why did the elf join a choir?
- So he could be an elf-is.
46. What do you call an elf that's always hungry?
- A snack-elf.
47. What do you call an elf that loves to meditate?
- A peace-elf.
48. Why did the elf refuse to wear his new hat?
- It was too elf-onating.
49. What do you call an elf that's really good at science?
- A lab-elf.
50. Why did the elf go to the gym twice a day?
- He wanted to elf-iminate any extra weight.
1. What does an elf use to make a sandwich?
- Elf-mayo-nate.
2. Why did the elf refuse to take a microscope to work?
- Because he couldn't focus on small elf.
3. How does an elf prepare for a long day in Santa's workshop?
- With elf-training exercises.
4. What's an elf's favorite candy bar?
- Elf-ways.
5. Why did the elf go to the doctor?
- Because he had a santa-mental breakdown.
6. What do you call an elf that watches too much TV?
- Couch elf-ato.
7. What do you call an elf that doesn't get enough sleep?
- An elf-dreamer.
8. How do you know when an elf is a bad dancer?
- When he has two left elf-t.
9. Why did Santa hire a new reindeer?
- Because the old ones were too elf.
10. What do you call an elf that's afraid of the dark?
- An elf-raid.
11. Why did the elf quit his job at the toy factory?
- He couldn't bear to see the same toys-elf twice.
12. Why did the elf get a new job as a mailman?
- He wanted to be able to deliver elf mail on time.
13. Where do elves keep their money?
- In an elfish bank.
14. What do you call an elf that loves math?
- An al-geb elf.
15. What's an elf's favorite type of bread?
- Elfin.
16. What do you call an elf that sleeps all day?
- A sl-elf.
17. Why did the elf go on a diet?
- Because he was starting to look a little elf-conscious.
18. How does an elf celebrate his birthday?
- With a cake and elfies.
19. What do you call an elf with a cold?
- Sn-elf.
20. Why did the elf go to the airport?
- To get a sh-elfie.
21. What do you call an elf that tells jokes?
- A pr-elf.
22. Why did the elf learn to sew?
- So he could make his own elf clothes.
23. How does an elf stay in shape?
- With elf-defence classes.
24. What's an elf's favorite type of music?
- Elf-ternative.
25. How did the elf get his job at the toy factory?
- He elfishly applied.
26. Why did the elf cancel his plans to go to the mall?
- He thought it was too elfish.
27. What do you call an elf that loves the beach?
- A sur-elf.
28. What do you call an elf that likes to cook?
- An elf-chef.
29. What do you call an elf that loves to read?
- A book-elf.
30. Why did the elf go to the gym?
- To work on his elf-esteem.
31. What do you call an elf that loves to dance?
- An elf-a-lump.
32. What do you call an elf that loves to paint?
- An elf-studio.
33. Why did the elf go to the dentist?
- He had a cavity elf.
34. What do you call an elf that's always late?
- A procrastin-elf.
35. What do you call an elf that's really good at puzzles?
- A puzzl-elf.
36. Why did the elf go on a baking spree?
- Because he needed to dish-elf.
37. What do you call an elf that loves to knit?
- An elf-yarn.
38. What do you call an elf that loves to travel?
- A glob-elf trotter.
39. Why did the elf buy a new pair of shoes?
- His old ones elf-apart.
40. What do you call an elf that's really good at video games?
- A console-elf.
41. Why did the elf quit his job as a chef?
- He didn't like the food-elf.
42. What do you call an elf that loves to sing?
- A car-elf oki.
43. How does an elf stay organized?
- With an elf-phabetical filing system.
44. What do you call an elf that's always cold?
- A shiv-elfer.
45. Why did the elf join a choir?
- So he could be an elf-is.
46. What do you call an elf that's always hungry?
- A snack-elf.
47. What do you call an elf that loves to meditate?
- A peace-elf.
48. Why did the elf refuse to wear his new hat?
- It was too elf-onating.
49. What do you call an elf that's really good at science?
- A lab-elf.
50. Why did the elf go to the gym twice a day?
- He wanted to elf-iminate any extra weight.