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Three Doctors Said That Bill Was Their Brother Riddle

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No one. The doctors were Bill's sisters.
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Dont Understand A Coronavirus Riddle

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Be patient.
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A Woman Gave Birth To Two Sons Riddle

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They are triplets, not twins.
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A Father And His Son Were Travelling Riddle

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Since the father of the boy has already died in the accident.

The doctor has to be the boy's Mother.
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Book In An Emergency Room Riddle

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Call its pager
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Exposed To A Disease Riddle

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The surgeon is the boys mother.
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Hospital Bed Riddle

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Because you cant lie up.
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13 Patients Riddle

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Twenty sicks (26.)
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When Youre Feeling Sick

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I am the hospital
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The Emergency Room Riddle

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Its the hospital
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Because he got all crumble up!
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Sign For A Special Building

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Hospital
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The Car Crash

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It is his godfather.
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Badly Injured Riddle

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I am a hospital
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See A Doctor Or A Nurse

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This building is a hospital
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1. Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the hospital? Because he had a bone to pick with the doctors.

2. Why did the comedian get kicked out of the hospital? He kept trying to make the patients laugh.

3. Why was the nurse always late for her shift? Because she was always stuck in IV-traffic.

4. What do you call a doctor who only works with feet? A sole practitioner.

5. Why did the patient refuse to eat the hospital food? Because it was sickening.

6. What do you call a hospital that only treats broken bones? A cast-le.

7. Why did the nurse wear a red shirt to work? Because she heard it was a medical emergency.

8. Why did the hospital switch to iPads for patient records? They wanted to save a toner.

9. What do you call a group of surgeons taking a break? A stitch in time-out.

10. Why did the doctor prescribe a hotdog to the patient? He wanted to see if the patient's bunions would improve.

11. Why was the x-ray machine having a bad day? It had a lot on its plate.

12. Why did the nurse give the patient a red lollipop? It was blood orange flavor.

13. What do you call a hospital that only treats patients with broken noses? A boop camp.

14. Why was the patient worried about the hospital bill? They never got a shot at seeing the prices.

15. Why did the nurse keep bringing the patient more pillows? Because she heard he needed to rest his mantle.

16. Why was the patient with a broken leg upset at the hospital? They told him to walk it off.

17. Why was the patient always hungry in the hospital? They needed to lunch up.

18. What do you call a surgeon who also plays the piano? A Chopinoid.

19. Why did the nap-loving patient go to the hospital? To get his forty winks checked.

20. Why did the nurse go to art school? To learn how to draw blood.

21. Why was the hospital's electrical system always overloaded? They had a lot of current patients.

22. Why was the patient with a fever a bad singer? He was always off-key.

23. What did the hospital food say to the patient? "Is there anything I can crust you with today?"

24. Why was the hospital's MRI machine always confused? It couldn't make head or tails of anything.

25. What do you call a hospital that only treats patients with allergies? A-choo general.

26. Why was the patient with a broken arm so grumpy? He couldn't get a handle on anything.

27. What do you call a group of nurses waiting for a patient to wake up from surgery? An awake-up call.

28. Why did the patient's hair stand on end in the hospital? There was so much static cling.

29. Why was the patient always scared of the hospital elevators? They always took him up or down.

30. What do you call a doctor who specializes in treating clowns? A chucklehead.

31. Why was the patient with a broken leg always bouncing around the hospital? He wanted to be hop-timistic.

32. Why was the patient with a toothache always smiling in the hospital? He heard they had a lot of fill-ins.

33. What do you call a hospital that only treats patients with comic book injuries? A pow-wow.

34. Why was the patient with a broken arm always hanging around the hospital entrance? He couldn't get a grip on the doorway.

35. What did the hospital's vending machine say to the patient? "Can I help you snack and relax?"

36. Why was the hospital's heating system always on the fritz? They had a lot of hot patients.

37. What do you call a hospital with a lot of hypochondriac patients? The worried well.

38. Why was the patient always picking food out of his teeth at the hospital? He heard it had great floss-ability.

39. Why was the patient with a broken nose always trying to play hide and seek at the hospital? He didn't want to be in-sinuous about his injury.

40. What do you call a nurse who loves to bake? A Betty Crock-her.

41. Why was the patient with a cold always staring at the hospital clock? To watch the time tick-ly.

42. Why was the hospital's technology always crashing? They had a really bad latency problem.

43. What do you call a hospital that only treats patients with a sweet tooth? A sugar ward.

44. Why was the patient with a broken toe always dancing in the hospital? It was the only way to get his foot in the door.

45. Why was the hospital's vending machine always empty? Because they were always on break.

46. What do you call a doctor who also works as a hair stylist? A cut-up.

47. Why was the patient with a migraine always wandering around the hospital? He couldn't find his bearings.

48. Why was the hospital's audio system always on the fritz? They had a lot of sick beats.

49. What do you call a hospital that only treats sick birds? A single wing-ed hospital.

50. Why was the patient with a broken arm suspended from a cloud in the hospital? He was sky-high on pain meds.
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