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Running Around The Field
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Football And Dogs Riddle
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A football player has a whole uniform, but a dog only pants. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Bad At Football Riddle
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Football Pumpkin Riddle
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The Broken Player Riddle
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The famous football player accidentally knocked over his plate while playing football at the picnic. He was eating ribs, pig lips, pig ears, and chicken thighs. After knocking his plate over, he busted his pig lips, busted his pig ears, broke his chicken thighs, and broke his ribs. He was still able to play because these injuries were not body injuries. They was just food on a plate that was knocked over. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Falling Lady Riddle
A football player is running to get a net under a lady who looks like she might jump off the balcony of her 20 story apartment building. There is nothing below her except a 20 story fall. The player is still 100 yards away when she falls and can't nearly get there in time. The woman is not hurt more than a bruise. How is that possible?
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Hot Games Riddle
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Losing The Bet Riddle
Why did Tom lose the bet?
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John said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Running Man Riddle
A man is running across a field at night clutching something in his arms as several other men pursue him. He looks back and sees theyre getting closer. In a final burst of effort his pursuers catch up and bring him crashing to the ground. His pursuers stand over him but do not touch him or take what he was carrying. Why not? Who was the running man?
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Mad Mick Riddle
Howard returned from his football game later than normal and Trudy, his Mom, was concerned. She asked what position he played, and he said he was a lineman. She asked what team they played and his reply was the Bears. She asked if anything strange had happened and he said no. She asked what the score was and he said their team won, 14-1. Satisfied, Trudy sent Howard up to bed. The next morning Trudy told her husband Mick about her conversation with Howard. Micks face turned red and he stormed up to Howards room.
Why was Mick mad?
Why was Mick mad?
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Mick knew Howard was lying about being at the football game because in American football it's impossible to score just 1 point. A score of 2 is the lowest possible score (awarded for a safety). In fact, 1 is the only impossible score in football. You can score 2 points for a safety, 3 points for a field goal and 6 points for a touchdown, with an extra point for the field goal. You also have the option to go for another touchdown for a 2-point conversion. With 2, 3, 6 and 7 you can generate any other number except for 1.
For example, here are ways a team could score from 2 to 10 points.
2 = safety
3 = field goal
4 = 2 + 2
5 = 3 + 2
6 = touchdown
7 = touchdown and extra point attempt
8 = touchdown and two point conversion
9 = touchdown and field goal
10 = touchdown, extra point attempt and field goal Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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For example, here are ways a team could score from 2 to 10 points.
2 = safety
3 = field goal
4 = 2 + 2
5 = 3 + 2
6 = touchdown
7 = touchdown and extra point attempt
8 = touchdown and two point conversion
9 = touchdown and field goal
10 = touchdown, extra point attempt and field goal Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Happy Referees Riddle
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Missed Phone Call Riddle
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Football Judges Riddle
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Donkey Football Players Riddle
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Pilot And A Football Player
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1. What did the football say when it tried to ask a girl out? "I ain't no quarterback, but I think I could score with you!"
2. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
3. Why did the football coach go to the dentist? To get his QB replaced!
4. How many football players does it take to change a light bulb? None, they all prefer to stay in the dark!
5. Why did the football team hire a tailor? To sew up their holes in the defense!
6. What do you call a football player without a girlfriend? A virgin pass!
7. Why did the football player go to jail? He got caught trying to steal a touchdown!
8. What do you call a pig playing football? A quarterback hog!
9. Why wasn't the football team able to make any change? Because all their players were always out of pocket!
10. What kind of pizza do football players eat before the big game? Quarter-backeroni!
11. Why did the football team go on a picnic? They wanted to cut the cheese!
12. What do you call a bicycle for a football player? A rush bike!
13. How many quarterbacks does it take to win a game? Only one, as long as he's a good thrower!
14. What do you get when you cross a football player with a boxer? A tackle punch!
15. Why did the football game get delayed? Because the quarterback accidentally threw the ball into the popcorn stand!
16. What do football players say when they're hungry? "I could really go for a field-goal right now!"
17. How do you know if a football player is rich? By the number of tacks in his wallet!
18. Why did the football team hire a magician? So they could learn some tricks on how to disappear on the field!
19. What do you call a football player's favorite season? The end zone!
20. How did the quarterback break up with his girlfriend? He said, "I'm sorry, baby, but you're just not the pass completion I was hoping for!"
21. What do you call a group of football players who have no idea what they're doing? Defenseless!
22. Why did the football coach go on a diet? So he could be a lean, mean, play-calling machine!
23. What did the football team say to the vegetarian? "Why don't you bite the pigskin?"
24. How do football players stay in shape? By running around the bases, of course!
25. Why do football players bring jars of preserves to the game? To keep their defense tight!
26. What do you call a football player who's a little too big for his helmet? A head larger!
27. How many football players does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just stand around bragging about how they could do it better!
28. Why did the football player bring a vacuum cleaner to the game? He heard they were going to have a clean sweep!
29. What do you call a football player who will never make it to the Super Bowl? A pre-seasoner!
30. How do you get a football team to stop playing around on the field? Threaten to take away their video games!
31. Why did the football player take a trip to the chiropractor? He got tackled by his own team!
32. What do you call a football player who's always hurt? A pain in the tackle!
33. Why did the football team hire a ballet instructor? To teach them how to get the right moves on the field!
34. How do you know if a football player is smart? He manages to make his helmet fit!
35. Why did the football team bring an artist to the game? So they could paint a pretty picture of a win!
36. What do you call a football player who's been locked out of his house? Quarterback homeless!
37. Why did the football coach schedule a game on Halloween? To scare the pants off the other team!
38. How do you know if a football player is telling a lie? His nose tackle out of place!
39. What do you call a football team that keeps losing the ball? A fumbly bunch!
40. Why did the football team stop making jokes? Because the puns got too heavy!
41. What do you call a football player who writes poetry? A Bard-Down!
42. Why did the football team's uniforms keep falling apart? They were made in China and ran back!
43. How do you know if a football player is really popular? He gets cheered on by his glove!
44. What did the football player say when he saw a ghost? "This is one tackle I won't be making!"
45. Why did the football player refuse to shave his beard? He wanted to be the tackle of the town!
46. What do you call a football player who's a magician? The great pig-skins-saw!
47. Why did the football team invent a new play? The old ones just weren't working like clock-work!
48. What do you call a football player who's always underfoot? A punter-loaf!
49. Why don't football players like cheese? Because they always get flagged for off-sides!
50. What do you call a football player who's always crying? A whiner-receiver!
1. What did the football say when it tried to ask a girl out? "I ain't no quarterback, but I think I could score with you!"
2. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
3. Why did the football coach go to the dentist? To get his QB replaced!
4. How many football players does it take to change a light bulb? None, they all prefer to stay in the dark!
5. Why did the football team hire a tailor? To sew up their holes in the defense!
6. What do you call a football player without a girlfriend? A virgin pass!
7. Why did the football player go to jail? He got caught trying to steal a touchdown!
8. What do you call a pig playing football? A quarterback hog!
9. Why wasn't the football team able to make any change? Because all their players were always out of pocket!
10. What kind of pizza do football players eat before the big game? Quarter-backeroni!
11. Why did the football team go on a picnic? They wanted to cut the cheese!
12. What do you call a bicycle for a football player? A rush bike!
13. How many quarterbacks does it take to win a game? Only one, as long as he's a good thrower!
14. What do you get when you cross a football player with a boxer? A tackle punch!
15. Why did the football game get delayed? Because the quarterback accidentally threw the ball into the popcorn stand!
16. What do football players say when they're hungry? "I could really go for a field-goal right now!"
17. How do you know if a football player is rich? By the number of tacks in his wallet!
18. Why did the football team hire a magician? So they could learn some tricks on how to disappear on the field!
19. What do you call a football player's favorite season? The end zone!
20. How did the quarterback break up with his girlfriend? He said, "I'm sorry, baby, but you're just not the pass completion I was hoping for!"
21. What do you call a group of football players who have no idea what they're doing? Defenseless!
22. Why did the football coach go on a diet? So he could be a lean, mean, play-calling machine!
23. What did the football team say to the vegetarian? "Why don't you bite the pigskin?"
24. How do football players stay in shape? By running around the bases, of course!
25. Why do football players bring jars of preserves to the game? To keep their defense tight!
26. What do you call a football player who's a little too big for his helmet? A head larger!
27. How many football players does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just stand around bragging about how they could do it better!
28. Why did the football player bring a vacuum cleaner to the game? He heard they were going to have a clean sweep!
29. What do you call a football player who will never make it to the Super Bowl? A pre-seasoner!
30. How do you get a football team to stop playing around on the field? Threaten to take away their video games!
31. Why did the football player take a trip to the chiropractor? He got tackled by his own team!
32. What do you call a football player who's always hurt? A pain in the tackle!
33. Why did the football team hire a ballet instructor? To teach them how to get the right moves on the field!
34. How do you know if a football player is smart? He manages to make his helmet fit!
35. Why did the football team bring an artist to the game? So they could paint a pretty picture of a win!
36. What do you call a football player who's been locked out of his house? Quarterback homeless!
37. Why did the football coach schedule a game on Halloween? To scare the pants off the other team!
38. How do you know if a football player is telling a lie? His nose tackle out of place!
39. What do you call a football team that keeps losing the ball? A fumbly bunch!
40. Why did the football team stop making jokes? Because the puns got too heavy!
41. What do you call a football player who writes poetry? A Bard-Down!
42. Why did the football team's uniforms keep falling apart? They were made in China and ran back!
43. How do you know if a football player is really popular? He gets cheered on by his glove!
44. What did the football player say when he saw a ghost? "This is one tackle I won't be making!"
45. Why did the football player refuse to shave his beard? He wanted to be the tackle of the town!
46. What do you call a football player who's a magician? The great pig-skins-saw!
47. Why did the football team invent a new play? The old ones just weren't working like clock-work!
48. What do you call a football player who's always underfoot? A punter-loaf!
49. Why don't football players like cheese? Because they always get flagged for off-sides!
50. What do you call a football player who's always crying? A whiner-receiver!