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Imagine a plane you are flying on is crashing. If you can't stop the plane, fly the plane, jump out of it, or save the aircraft in any other way. What will it take to save yourself? Answer: Stop imagining.
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If A Plane Crashes On The Border Riddle
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If A Plane Crashes On The Border Riddle
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I Flew To Japan Riddle
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You Are Sitting Inside A Plane Riddle
Where are you?
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There Was A Plane Crash Riddle
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Bunny Travels
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24 Heads Riddle
There are people on a plane. The plane crashes and everyone is killed. When the emergency services arrive they find 24 heads. Why?
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There are 24 coins on the plane. (Get it heads or tails) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Pilot And A Football Player
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Mexico To New Mexico Riddle
There is a plane flying from Mexico to New Mexico, while the plane is in flight it crashes exactly on the boarder of Mexico and New Mexico. Where are the survivors buried?
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Swallowing A Plane Riddle
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Wings And Flies Riddle
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Ready For Takeoff
Two jets take off at the same time. There is only one runway but there where no crashes and it was at the same airport. A plane takes more than 1min to take off. How can this happen?
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The Crashing Plane Riddle
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Airplane Magic Riddle
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747 Humps Riddle
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1. Why did the airplane break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always flying off the handle!
2. What do you call it when a pilot takes a break? A cockpit!
3. Why did the airplane refuse to fly over the sea? He was afraid he'd get water in his engine and "seaze" up!
4. Why did the airplane become a vegan? He didn't want to deal with "meat-aur turbulence"!
5. What did the airplane say when it landed at a party? "I'm ready to take off this coat and wing it!"
6. Why did the airplane go to the doctor? It was feeling a little "plane"
7. Why did the airplane go on a diet? It wanted to "have a lighter load"!
8. What do you call a plane that's been drinking? A "high-flying" drunk!
9. What did the airplane say to the runway? "It's time to get this party started, let's take off!"
10. Why did the airplane avoid the sandwich shop? It didn't want to get "jet-lagged"!
11. Why did the airplane hire a lawyer? Because it wanted to take a "flight path" in court!
12. What do you call an airplane that's also a detective? A "sleuthing" plane!
13. Why did the airplane start a band? It was looking for some "wingmen"!
14. What do you call an airplane who's afraid of heights? A "fraidy-plane"!
15. Why did the airplane go to the gym? It wanted to work on its "core" strength!
16. What did the airplane say when it landed in a blizzard? "Brrr...this is snow joke!"
17. Why did the airplane attend a philosophy lecture? It wanted to learn about "air theory"!
18. What did the airplane use to get its blonde locks so shiny? "Aero-sol" hairspray!
19. Why did the airplane go on a blind date? It was looking for a "co-pilot" in life!
20. What did the airplane say when it won the race? "I'm flying high with my win!"
21. Why did the airplane start selling jewelry? It wanted to make some "plane gold"!
22. What do you call it when an airplane gets lost in the clouds? "A lost aero"!
23. Why did the airplane become a math teacher? It loved to "plane"!
24. What did the airplane say when it needed a tow? "I'm a little plane stuck!"
25. Why did the airplane start practicing yoga? To learn how to do the "upward plane"!
26. What do you call an airplane with a broken engine? A "wingless wonder"!
27. Why did the airplane attend a networking event? It was looking for some "air connections"!
28. How did the airplane get into Harvard? Because it had an impressive "flight record"!
29. What do you call an airplane that's always late? A "delayment"!
30. Why did the airplane start selling shoes? It loved to "take off"!
31. What did the airplane say when it landed in the forest? "I'm a wilderness pilot"!
32. Why did the airplane go to the beach? It wanted to catch some "jet streams"!
33. What do you call an airplane with a sense of humor? A "fun-plane"!
34. Why did the airplane go to the dentist? It had a "plane-o'-tooth"!
35. What did the airplane say when it was asked if it had any flying experience? "Do I have altitude!"
36. Why did the airplane start a cooking show? It wanted to "whip up" some new recipes!
37. What do you call an airplane that's also a magician? A "fly-by wizard"!
38. Why did the airplane start a book club? It was looking for some "flight reading"!
39. What did the airplane say when it landed in a farmer's field? "I'm a crop duster"!
40. Why did the airplane start painting murals? It loved to "fly art"!
41. What do you call an airplane that's also a superhero? A "Fly-man"!
42. Why did the airplane join a civil rights group? It was a big "wing-supporter"!
43. What did the airplane say when it was feeling sick? "I think I have plane-itis"!
44. Why did the airplane start watching soap operas? It loved the "plane-drama"!
45. What do you call an airplane that's always in a rush? A "hurry-plane"!
46. Why did the airplane go on a camping trip? It wanted to "air out" its wings!
47. What did the airplane say when it was feeling emotional? "I'm feeling very plane!"
48. Why did the airplane start studying history? It wanted to learn about "airborne" events!
49. What do you call an airplane that's also a model? A "fashion-plane"!
50. Why did the airplane start hosting a game show? It wanted to "take off" with some new entertainment!
1. Why did the airplane break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always flying off the handle!
2. What do you call it when a pilot takes a break? A cockpit!
3. Why did the airplane refuse to fly over the sea? He was afraid he'd get water in his engine and "seaze" up!
4. Why did the airplane become a vegan? He didn't want to deal with "meat-aur turbulence"!
5. What did the airplane say when it landed at a party? "I'm ready to take off this coat and wing it!"
6. Why did the airplane go to the doctor? It was feeling a little "plane"
7. Why did the airplane go on a diet? It wanted to "have a lighter load"!
8. What do you call a plane that's been drinking? A "high-flying" drunk!
9. What did the airplane say to the runway? "It's time to get this party started, let's take off!"
10. Why did the airplane avoid the sandwich shop? It didn't want to get "jet-lagged"!
11. Why did the airplane hire a lawyer? Because it wanted to take a "flight path" in court!
12. What do you call an airplane that's also a detective? A "sleuthing" plane!
13. Why did the airplane start a band? It was looking for some "wingmen"!
14. What do you call an airplane who's afraid of heights? A "fraidy-plane"!
15. Why did the airplane go to the gym? It wanted to work on its "core" strength!
16. What did the airplane say when it landed in a blizzard? "Brrr...this is snow joke!"
17. Why did the airplane attend a philosophy lecture? It wanted to learn about "air theory"!
18. What did the airplane use to get its blonde locks so shiny? "Aero-sol" hairspray!
19. Why did the airplane go on a blind date? It was looking for a "co-pilot" in life!
20. What did the airplane say when it won the race? "I'm flying high with my win!"
21. Why did the airplane start selling jewelry? It wanted to make some "plane gold"!
22. What do you call it when an airplane gets lost in the clouds? "A lost aero"!
23. Why did the airplane become a math teacher? It loved to "plane"!
24. What did the airplane say when it needed a tow? "I'm a little plane stuck!"
25. Why did the airplane start practicing yoga? To learn how to do the "upward plane"!
26. What do you call an airplane with a broken engine? A "wingless wonder"!
27. Why did the airplane attend a networking event? It was looking for some "air connections"!
28. How did the airplane get into Harvard? Because it had an impressive "flight record"!
29. What do you call an airplane that's always late? A "delayment"!
30. Why did the airplane start selling shoes? It loved to "take off"!
31. What did the airplane say when it landed in the forest? "I'm a wilderness pilot"!
32. Why did the airplane go to the beach? It wanted to catch some "jet streams"!
33. What do you call an airplane with a sense of humor? A "fun-plane"!
34. Why did the airplane go to the dentist? It had a "plane-o'-tooth"!
35. What did the airplane say when it was asked if it had any flying experience? "Do I have altitude!"
36. Why did the airplane start a cooking show? It wanted to "whip up" some new recipes!
37. What do you call an airplane that's also a magician? A "fly-by wizard"!
38. Why did the airplane start a book club? It was looking for some "flight reading"!
39. What did the airplane say when it landed in a farmer's field? "I'm a crop duster"!
40. Why did the airplane start painting murals? It loved to "fly art"!
41. What do you call an airplane that's also a superhero? A "Fly-man"!
42. Why did the airplane join a civil rights group? It was a big "wing-supporter"!
43. What did the airplane say when it was feeling sick? "I think I have plane-itis"!
44. Why did the airplane start watching soap operas? It loved the "plane-drama"!
45. What do you call an airplane that's always in a rush? A "hurry-plane"!
46. Why did the airplane go on a camping trip? It wanted to "air out" its wings!
47. What did the airplane say when it was feeling emotional? "I'm feeling very plane!"
48. Why did the airplane start studying history? It wanted to learn about "airborne" events!
49. What do you call an airplane that's also a model? A "fashion-plane"!
50. Why did the airplane start hosting a game show? It wanted to "take off" with some new entertainment!