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I Had 5 Pesos Riddle
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The correct answer is 10 pesos. If you read the question carefully, the question asked about your first money with "how much money DID I really have?" The money you had is 10 pesos. That is before your parents and relatives gave you additional money. However, given that the logic and time of the tense is in the past, it is safe to assume that the question pertains to the money you had originally before you received external money from someone else. Therefore, you had 5 pesos and another 5 pesos originally with you, which sums up to 10 pesos. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Tex-Mex Measurements Riddle
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Cheese Covered Burritos Riddle
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Aztecs And Mayas Riddle
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Known For Spicy Food Riddle
I have a flag of red, white and green. My national bird is the golden eagle. And I am known for my spicy food, and rhythmic music. What country am I?
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Native Spanish Riddle
I am the 11th most populated country in the world. My native language is Spanish. I am home of the 18,000 foot volcano, Pico de Orizaba. What am I?
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Mexican Frostbite Riddle
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T-Rex In A Sombrero Riddle
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Trip To Mexico Riddle
There was a man who went on a trip to Mexico. The whole, round trip took four days. But he went on Wednesday and came back on Wednesday. How could this be?
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Mexico To New Mexico Riddle
There is a plane flying from Mexico to New Mexico, while the plane is in flight it crashes exactly on the boarder of Mexico and New Mexico. Where are the survivors buried?
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Baja Peninsula Riddle
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Spanish Speaking Countries Riddle
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United States Riddle
Apart from the United States of America, which other country in the world is officially named "United States"?
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Mexico. (The official name of Mexico is United States of Mexico.) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Battle Celebration Riddle
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Colorado Through Mexico Riddle
A river that flows from Colorado to the Gulf.
I have a Mexican name.
At 1,800 miles long I am one of the principal rivers of North America.
I am not the Mississippi.
What am I?
I have a Mexican name.
At 1,800 miles long I am one of the principal rivers of North America.
I am not the Mississippi.
What am I?
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Post Your Mexican Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Mexican Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a Mexican magician? A Juan-trick pony.
2. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
3. Why did the Mexican go to Tokyo? To learn some Mexi-can-japanese.
4. Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To calm his sombrero.
5. What does a Mexican cow say? Moooo-cho gusto.
6. Why did the Mexican take a loan? To get some ex-o-lends.
7. What do you call a Mexican who can’t tell the truth? A li-juan.
8. What do you call a Mexican who is a big fan of Harry Potter? Juan Wizard.
9. What do you call a Mexican who is always talking about his emotions? Manuel-ifesto.
10. Why do Mexicans never get into fights? They’d rather juan-tiao.
11. Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get to the border.
12. What do you call a Mexican who likes to dance all night? Juan C. Dance!
13. What do you call a Mexican who is always on time? Pedro-ually punctual.
14. Why do Mexicans always wear sombreros? To keep their heads from getting too hot-head-o.
15. Why do Mexican chefs make such good food? Because they add a little extra spice-of-life.
16. Why was the Mexican soccer player so good? He had Juan-derlust.
17. What do you call a Mexican who is always sleepy? Siesta-la vista baby.
18. Why did the Mexican go to the makeup store? To get some Juan-derful cosmetics.
19. What does a Mexican say when he’s happy? Muy bien!
20. Why do Mexicans always have so much energy? Because they drink Juan-tee.
21. Why do Mexicans love to sing? It’s their Juan true passion.
22. What do you call a Mexican who is always in a hurry? Juan-der dash.
23. What do you call a Mexican who is always lost? Car-los in the woods.
24. Why did the Mexican get into the taxi? Because he wanted a Juan-way ticket.
25. What did the Mexican say to the bartender? Juan more drink please.
26. Why did the Mexican send his shoes to be repaired? He wanted a Juan-for-all fix.
27. What do you call a Mexican who runs a hardware store? Manu-al.
28. What do you call a Mexican who always tells the truth? Honest Juan.
29. What do you call a Mexican who designs clothes? Armando.
30. What do you call a Mexican who is always nervous? Paco-nerves.
31. Why did the Mexican buy a new phone? His old Juan was broken.
32. What do you call a Mexican who never smiles? Grump-o.
33. What do you call a Mexican who works at a bakery? Rolando.
34. Why do Mexicans love soccer? It’s their Juan and only sport.
35. What do you call a Mexican with a mustache? Senor Stache-o.
36. Why did the Mexican go to the doctor? He had a case of Juan-diced tomatoes.
37. What do you call a Mexican farmer? Homero.
38. What do you call a Mexican cat? Meow-longo.
39. Why did the Mexican go to the gas station? To get some Juan-oline.
40. What do you call a Mexican who is always angry? Juan grumpy.
41. Why did the Mexican go to the dentist? He had a Juan tooth.
42. What do you call a Mexican who likes to play with fire? Ignacio.
43. What do you call a Mexican with a lot of money? Rich-o.
44. Why do Mexicans love Star Wars? It’s their Juan hope.
45. What do you call a Mexican who always eats tacos? Taco-bout predictable!
46. What do you call a Mexican who loves to read? Carlos the librarian.
47. Why did the Mexican get into the ring? He wanted to be Juan with the matadors.
48. What do you call a Mexican surfer? Sea-no Lopez.
49. Why do Mexicans love to party? It’s their Juan true passion.
50. What do you call a Mexican who is always on vacation? Manana.
1. What do you call a Mexican magician? A Juan-trick pony.
2. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
3. Why did the Mexican go to Tokyo? To learn some Mexi-can-japanese.
4. Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To calm his sombrero.
5. What does a Mexican cow say? Moooo-cho gusto.
6. Why did the Mexican take a loan? To get some ex-o-lends.
7. What do you call a Mexican who can’t tell the truth? A li-juan.
8. What do you call a Mexican who is a big fan of Harry Potter? Juan Wizard.
9. What do you call a Mexican who is always talking about his emotions? Manuel-ifesto.
10. Why do Mexicans never get into fights? They’d rather juan-tiao.
11. Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get to the border.
12. What do you call a Mexican who likes to dance all night? Juan C. Dance!
13. What do you call a Mexican who is always on time? Pedro-ually punctual.
14. Why do Mexicans always wear sombreros? To keep their heads from getting too hot-head-o.
15. Why do Mexican chefs make such good food? Because they add a little extra spice-of-life.
16. Why was the Mexican soccer player so good? He had Juan-derlust.
17. What do you call a Mexican who is always sleepy? Siesta-la vista baby.
18. Why did the Mexican go to the makeup store? To get some Juan-derful cosmetics.
19. What does a Mexican say when he’s happy? Muy bien!
20. Why do Mexicans always have so much energy? Because they drink Juan-tee.
21. Why do Mexicans love to sing? It’s their Juan true passion.
22. What do you call a Mexican who is always in a hurry? Juan-der dash.
23. What do you call a Mexican who is always lost? Car-los in the woods.
24. Why did the Mexican get into the taxi? Because he wanted a Juan-way ticket.
25. What did the Mexican say to the bartender? Juan more drink please.
26. Why did the Mexican send his shoes to be repaired? He wanted a Juan-for-all fix.
27. What do you call a Mexican who runs a hardware store? Manu-al.
28. What do you call a Mexican who always tells the truth? Honest Juan.
29. What do you call a Mexican who designs clothes? Armando.
30. What do you call a Mexican who is always nervous? Paco-nerves.
31. Why did the Mexican buy a new phone? His old Juan was broken.
32. What do you call a Mexican who never smiles? Grump-o.
33. What do you call a Mexican who works at a bakery? Rolando.
34. Why do Mexicans love soccer? It’s their Juan and only sport.
35. What do you call a Mexican with a mustache? Senor Stache-o.
36. Why did the Mexican go to the doctor? He had a case of Juan-diced tomatoes.
37. What do you call a Mexican farmer? Homero.
38. What do you call a Mexican cat? Meow-longo.
39. Why did the Mexican go to the gas station? To get some Juan-oline.
40. What do you call a Mexican who is always angry? Juan grumpy.
41. Why did the Mexican go to the dentist? He had a Juan tooth.
42. What do you call a Mexican who likes to play with fire? Ignacio.
43. What do you call a Mexican with a lot of money? Rich-o.
44. Why do Mexicans love Star Wars? It’s their Juan hope.
45. What do you call a Mexican who always eats tacos? Taco-bout predictable!
46. What do you call a Mexican who loves to read? Carlos the librarian.
47. Why did the Mexican get into the ring? He wanted to be Juan with the matadors.
48. What do you call a Mexican surfer? Sea-no Lopez.
49. Why do Mexicans love to party? It’s their Juan true passion.
50. What do you call a Mexican who is always on vacation? Manana.