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Lawyer Riddles
Lawyer riddles are great for a laugh or two. Since the lawyer profession is one of the most made gaffed at in the world, we decided to collect and place the best funny puzzles related to the topic.

If you appreciate a good dirty joke, you are assuredly in the right place. A majority of these funny riddles about lawyers contain adult humor and therefore are only for adult eyes. Do not worry; there are also a good amount of clean questions related to lawyers that lie in this selection.

If you are ready to get going, a very impressive group of lawyer riddles awaits you. We hope that you enjoy and share these with anyone who will also get a kick out of them.

Football Judges Riddle

Hint:
When he sits on the bench.
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A Widow's Sister Riddle

Hint:
Of course not. If he has a widow then he's dead. And dead people can't get married.
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Defendant Under Oath Riddle

Hint:
Neither one of them lied. The defendant was the attorneys sister.
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IQ Of 50 Riddle

Hint:
A senator
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Attacking Lawyers Riddle

Hint:
Professional courtesy!
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Something To Have But Nothing To Lose

Hint:
A lawsuit
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Lawyers And UFOs

Hint:
You always hear about them, but you never see them.
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Learning To Suck Blood Riddle

Hint:
Law school
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Vacationing Lawyers Riddle

Hint:
Because theyre used to doing all of their lying indoors.
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Dead Lawyers Riddle

Hint:
Even a vulture has taste.
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Good And Great Lawyers Riddle

Hint:
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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100 Lawyers Riddle

Hint:
A whine cellar.
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A Lawyer And God Riddle

Hint:
God doesn't think he's a lawyer
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Accountants And Lawyers Riddle

Hint:
Accountants know they're boring.
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Creating Lawyers Riddle

Hint:
So that realtors would have someone to look down on.
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