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Whispers of the Unlucky: Friday the 13th Riddles

Friday The 13th Riddles
In a world of echoing footsteps on cobblestone streets and shadowy figures disappearing at the turn of dimly lit corners, superstitions reign supreme. The full moon casts an eerie glow, making the black cat crossing your path appear even more mysterious. There's a chill in the air, a rustling in the trees, and in the midst of all this unsettling atmosphere, the calendar shows an impending date one that has been feared and revered through the ages. The date when the inexplicable becomes the norm, when tales of the unknown come to life: Friday the 13th. And in the spirit of this uncanny day, we bring you riddles that will challenge your wits and send shivers down your spine. Are you brave enough to solve them?

Freddy Krueger Wear A Hat Riddle

Hint:
He ran out of scare spray.
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Jason Voorhees Song Riddle

Hint:
"Takin Care of Business"
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A Sorority Girl On Friday The 13th

Hint:
Nothing. She's the first to go.
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Ghosts Pants Riddle

Hint:
Boo jeans
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Friday The 13th Dance Riddle

Hint:
Because he had no body to go with.
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Evil Spirits On Friday The 13th Riddle

Hint:
"Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow."
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Jason Voorhees Favorite Desert Riddle

Hint:
I-Scream!
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Jason Voorhees And A Box Of Cherrios Riddle

Hint:
A cereal killer.
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Italian's Eating On Friday The 13th

Hint:
Fettucinni Afraid-o
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Jason Voorhees Favorite Bean Riddle

Hint:
A human bean.
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Americans Dont Worry About Friday The 13th

Hint:
After losing their home, job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore!
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1. Why did Jason Voorhees stop playing video games? Because he kept getting Friday the 13th errors.



2. What did the counselor say when the serial killer offered him a hand? "I'll pass, it's Friday the 13th."



3. How does Jason Voorhees manage his budget? He keeps track of it on his slay bills.



4. Why do people love to watch horror movies on Friday the 13th? Because they're Jason for some spine-tingling fun.



5. What do you get when you cross a black cat with Jason Voorhees? A meow-derous killer who's unlucky year-round.



6. Why is Friday the 13th like a football game? Because everyone's betting on who's gonna get the slam dunk.



7. How does a realtor sell a haunted house on Friday the 13th? By playing up its killer views.



8. Why doesn't Jason Voorhees do any gardening? He's not really a fan of pruning.



9. What's Jason Voorhees' favorite flavor of ice cream? Blood berry.



10. How does Jason Voorhees keep his machete sharp? By taking it to the chop shop.



11. Why doesn't Jason Voorhees ever use a chainsaw? It's too mainstream.



12. What did the survivor say when Jason Voorhees showed up at her door? "I wasn't expecting anyone, especially on fry-day."



13. How does Jason Voorhees' girlfriend break up with him? She tells him she's just not feeling the love... because it's Friday the 13th.



14. Why did Jason Voorhees make a deal with the devil? He wanted to live forever and never die-ala-ve-cheese.



15. What does Jason Voorhees do for a living? He's a material slasher.



16. Why didn't Jason Voorhees ever win a spelling bee? Because he always forgot the "e"s in "victime".



17. What did Jason Voorhees do when he got lost in the woods? He followed the slasher trail.



18. How does Jason Voorhees celebrate his birthday? By cutting a cake... with his machete.



19. Why did Jason Voorhees go to the beach? To catch some sun... and some victims.



20. What do you call a Friday the 13th-themed dance party? The Slay-tastic Soiree.



21. Why did the black cat cross Jason Voorhees' path on Friday the 13th? Because she was a total meow-ssadist.



22. How does Jason Voorhees stay fit? By doing machetes.



23. Why does Jason Voorhees never flush the toilet at Camp Crystal Lake? He doesn't want to take the killer dump.



24. What did Jason Voorhees say when he got invited to a costume party? "I don't need a costume, I'm always in character."



25. Why did the chicken cross the road on Friday the 13th? To get away from Jason Voorhees.



26. How does Jason Voorhees order his pizza? With extra sklice and diced toppings.



27. Why did Tom and Jerry invite Jason Voorhees over for dinner? They wanted to see if he liked cat food.



28. How does Jason Voorhees communicate with the living? Via his dead-ly wifi.



29. Why did Jason Voorhees get a tattoo of Michael Myers on his arm? He wanted to pay homage to his fellow slasher.



30. What did Jason Voorhees say when he won the lottery? "I never knew being a serial killer could be so profitable."



31. How does Jason Voorhees handle rejection? By putting on a mask.



32. Why did the frog end up in the lake on Friday the 13th? He croaked.



33. What do you call a Friday the 13th-themed candle? The Slay-scented scent.



34. How does Jason Voorhees get his kicks? By making people scream.



35. Why did Jason Voorhees join a book club? He wanted to read some slash fiction.



36. What did Jason Voorhees say when he got suspended from school? "I guess they don't appreciate true talent."



37. Why did Freddy Krueger invite Jason Voorhees over for dinner? He was hoping he'd bring his mom's famous killer chili.



38. How does Jason Voorhees greet his friends in the morning? With a sharpened hello.



39. Why did Jason Voorhees get kicked out of the gym? He was too machete-istic.



40. What do you call a group of serial killers gathering on Friday the 13th? The slay-venger's assembly.



41. Why did the pirate visit Camp Crystal Lake on Friday the 13th? He wanted to find Jason Voorhees' buried treasure.



42. How does Jason Voorhees get ready for a big night of killing? By putting on his slaya-suit.



43. Why did the werewolf stay inside on Friday the 13th? He didn't want to slay in the full moon.



44. What did Jason Voorhees say when he saw the price of gas? "I guess it's cheaper to ride a victim."



45. Why did Jason Voorhees get a job at the morgue? He wanted to see if there was life after death.



46. What do you call a Friday the 13th-themed amusement park ride? The Kill-o-coaster.



47. How does Jason Voorhees keep his machete from getting rusty? By using it often... and on people's rust.



48. Why did the ghost come back to life on Friday the 13th? He was just dying to get some more scares.



49. How does Jason Voorhees take his coffee? With a slay-dash of cream.



50. What did the horror movie director say when he met Jason Voorhees? "You're just what we need for our new slasher flick... but who's gonna star opposite you?"
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