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The thigh bone connected to the back bone,
The back bone connected to the neck bone
We all grew up learning about the body and our skeleton and how it was made up singing this song. Pretty great way to teach kids about the skeleton and how the bones all connect together. Another fun way to learn about the skeleton is by using skeleton riddles. Our riddles can be incorporated into human body learning activities for a fun challenge.
Skeleton riddles are also absolutely perfect for, yes, you guessed it...Halloween! For a Halloween themed party at home with friends or an activity at school, our skeleton riddles can be the perfect addition! We have funny, food and classic skeleton riddles, amongst many others!
Why Cant You Annoy A Skeleton Riddle
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Friday The 13th Dance Riddle
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Making Skeletons Laugh
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Making Calls With Skeletons
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Eight Glasses Of Milk Riddle
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Got No Skin Riddle
You can see my humerus
But it doesnt mean Im funny
Ive got no skin so I dont get tanned
When outside its hot and sunny
What could I be?
But it doesnt mean Im funny
Ive got no skin so I dont get tanned
When outside its hot and sunny
What could I be?
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What A Rib Cage Looks Like Riddle
To see what a rib cage looks like
This body can help clue you in
As all you can see are its bones
It doesnt have muscle or skin
Its probably a?
This body can help clue you in
As all you can see are its bones
It doesnt have muscle or skin
Its probably a?
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Only Made Of Bones
This body has no ears or tongue
So hes not able to use phones
Tickling doesnt work on him
Because hes only made of bones
Who is this guy?
So hes not able to use phones
Tickling doesnt work on him
Because hes only made of bones
Who is this guy?
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Skeleton Keys Riddle
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Mean Skeletons Riddle
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Cold Skeletons Riddle
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Singing Ninja's Riddle
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Lying Skeletons Riddle
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Skeleton Communication Riddle
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The Hatred For Winter Riddle
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Post Your Skeleton Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Skeleton Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a skeleton that can’t go out in the sun? A bony-phobe.
2. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get a spare rib.
3. What did the skeleton say when he went to the party? Bone-appetit!
4. Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom? He had nobody to dance with.
5. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.
6. What do skeletons say before a meal? Bone-appetit.
7. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I need a beer and a mop.
8. Why was the skeleton sad when he went to the party? He had no body to dance with.
9. What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? I love every bone in your body.
10. What did the skeleton say to the bartender when he asked for a drink? Just give me a beer, I don't have the stomach for anything else.
11. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
12. What do you call a group of dancing skeletons? The bone-anza.
13. Why did the skeleton go to the doctor? He was feeling bone-tired.
14. What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone.
15. What do you call a skeleton snake? A verte-brazen serpent.
16. What do you call a skeleton who is always late? Bonely.
17. What do you call a skeleton who won’t leave you alone? A skeletal hand.
18. Why did the skeleton burp? Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
19. What do you call a skeleton who won’t eat anything? A bone-appetizer.
20. What do you call a skeleton that is always making jokes? A funny-bone.
21. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He couldn't find anyone to marrow.
22. What do you call a skeleton that is always changing? A trans-bone.
23. What’s a skeleton's favorite dance move? The pelvic bone-drop.
24. What does a skeleton use to call his friends? The telebone.
25. Why did the skeleton go to the beach? To get a suntan and a calcium fix.
26. What do you call a skeleton with a bad attitude? A grumblybones.
27. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
28. What do you call a skeleton pirate? Captain Skully.
29. How do skeletons get their mail delivered? By the bony express.
30. What do you call a skeleton that’s afraid of dogs? A bow-bone-phobe.
31. Why don’t skeletons like to watch horror movies? They know all the plot twists.
32. What do you call a group of insane skeletons? The crazy-bones.
33. What do you call a skeleton that’s always borrowing money? A bone-fide borrower.
34. Why did the skeleton go to the monster movie? To see if he could scare up some calcium.
35. What do you call a skeleton with a broken arm? Bone-broken.
36. Why couldn’t the skeleton get a date to the Halloween party? He was just too bony.
37. What do you call a polite skeleton? "Bone your pardon."
38. Why do skeletons always win at poker? Because their face never changes.
39. What do skeletons wear to bed? Pajama-bones.
40. What do you call a skeleton who is always trying to start a fight? A bonehead.
41. What do you call a skeleton with a job? A work-bone.
42. What did the skeleton say when he got a haircut? "Bone to be wild!"
43. What do you call a skeleton who loves music? A xylobone player.
44. What do you call a skeleton that can’t make up his mind? Indecisi-bone.
45. Why was the skeleton good at comedy? He had a funny bone.
46. What do you call a skeleton in a suit? Bone Businessman.
47. How do skeletons drink their coffee? They drink it through their osseous membrane.
48. What do you call a skeleton without a sense of humor? A dried-up bone.
49. What do you call a can of soda that’s been left in the sun too long? A skeleton in a can.
50. Why did the skeleton go to the party by himself? He had no-body to go with.
1. What do you call a skeleton that can’t go out in the sun? A bony-phobe.
2. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get a spare rib.
3. What did the skeleton say when he went to the party? Bone-appetit!
4. Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom? He had nobody to dance with.
5. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.
6. What do skeletons say before a meal? Bone-appetit.
7. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I need a beer and a mop.
8. Why was the skeleton sad when he went to the party? He had no body to dance with.
9. What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? I love every bone in your body.
10. What did the skeleton say to the bartender when he asked for a drink? Just give me a beer, I don't have the stomach for anything else.
11. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
12. What do you call a group of dancing skeletons? The bone-anza.
13. Why did the skeleton go to the doctor? He was feeling bone-tired.
14. What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone.
15. What do you call a skeleton snake? A verte-brazen serpent.
16. What do you call a skeleton who is always late? Bonely.
17. What do you call a skeleton who won’t leave you alone? A skeletal hand.
18. Why did the skeleton burp? Because it didn't have the guts to fart.
19. What do you call a skeleton who won’t eat anything? A bone-appetizer.
20. What do you call a skeleton that is always making jokes? A funny-bone.
21. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He couldn't find anyone to marrow.
22. What do you call a skeleton that is always changing? A trans-bone.
23. What’s a skeleton's favorite dance move? The pelvic bone-drop.
24. What does a skeleton use to call his friends? The telebone.
25. Why did the skeleton go to the beach? To get a suntan and a calcium fix.
26. What do you call a skeleton with a bad attitude? A grumblybones.
27. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
28. What do you call a skeleton pirate? Captain Skully.
29. How do skeletons get their mail delivered? By the bony express.
30. What do you call a skeleton that’s afraid of dogs? A bow-bone-phobe.
31. Why don’t skeletons like to watch horror movies? They know all the plot twists.
32. What do you call a group of insane skeletons? The crazy-bones.
33. What do you call a skeleton that’s always borrowing money? A bone-fide borrower.
34. Why did the skeleton go to the monster movie? To see if he could scare up some calcium.
35. What do you call a skeleton with a broken arm? Bone-broken.
36. Why couldn’t the skeleton get a date to the Halloween party? He was just too bony.
37. What do you call a polite skeleton? "Bone your pardon."
38. Why do skeletons always win at poker? Because their face never changes.
39. What do skeletons wear to bed? Pajama-bones.
40. What do you call a skeleton who is always trying to start a fight? A bonehead.
41. What do you call a skeleton with a job? A work-bone.
42. What did the skeleton say when he got a haircut? "Bone to be wild!"
43. What do you call a skeleton who loves music? A xylobone player.
44. What do you call a skeleton that can’t make up his mind? Indecisi-bone.
45. Why was the skeleton good at comedy? He had a funny bone.
46. What do you call a skeleton in a suit? Bone Businessman.
47. How do skeletons drink their coffee? They drink it through their osseous membrane.
48. What do you call a skeleton without a sense of humor? A dried-up bone.
49. What do you call a can of soda that’s been left in the sun too long? A skeleton in a can.
50. Why did the skeleton go to the party by himself? He had no-body to go with.