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Listed below we have compiled the best brainteasers related to ninjas that are known to man. Some of these are very tricky while some are more simple and will have the answer of 'ninja.'
Think that you're ready to start answering this sneaky set of riddles? Solve what you can!
P.S. We would appreciate the addition of any original trick questions to this section! If you have any, you would like other readers to solve, leave it/them in the "Post Your Riddles..." section near the end of the page.
A Ninja Under The Weather
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Ninja At The Doctor
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Vegan Vampires And Ninjas Riddle
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Ninja Throwing Stars Riddle
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Ninjas In Black Riddle
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Killing A Werewolf Riddle
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The Reason For Cemeteries Riddle
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Killing Count Dracula Riddle
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Singing Ninja's Riddle
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The Teenage Ninja's Night Out
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Eating Corn Flakes Riddle
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Computer Ninja's Riddle
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The Dying Mummy Riddle
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Killing Snakes Riddle
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Without A Trace Riddle
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Post Your Ninja Riddles Puns Below
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1. Why did the ninja become a chef? Because he wanted to master the art of stealthy frying.
2. What do you call a ninja who is always sneezing? A ninja-pick.
3. Why did the ninja refuse to wear a wristwatch? Because he preferred to watch his enemies suffer.
4. How do ninjas stay in shape? They do ninja-sit ups.
5. Why did the ninja quit his job as a postal worker? He didn't want to use throwing stars instead of stamps.
6. What do you call a ninja who loves to play practical jokes? A prank-ninja.
7. Why do ninjas never get lost? They always have their ninja compass handy.
8. What do you call a ninja who loves puns? A pun-ja.
9. How do ninjas keep their weapons sharp? They use ninja-tune sharpeners.
10. Why did the ninja cross the road? To get to the other side undetected.
11. What do you call a ninja who is allergic to peanuts? A nin-jutsu.
12. Why did the ninja go to the doctor? He had a case of shuriken-poisoning.
13. How do ninja turtles spend their nights? They go to the ninja-turtle club.
14. What do you call a ninja who just woke up? A sleepy-jitsu.
15. Why did the ninja break up with his girlfriend? She didn't take his ninja training seriously.
16. How do ninjas celebrate Halloween? They dress up as themselves.
17. What do you call a ninja who is also a baseball player? A bat-ninja.
18. Why did the ninja refuse to join a gym? He preferred to workout in the shadows.
19. What do you call a ninja who is also a comedian? A funny-jitsu.
20. Why did the ninja refuse to go camping? He didn't want to be caught in a ninja-attack.
21. How do ninjas make scrambled eggs? They use ninja-hash browns.
22. What do you call a ninja who is also a chef? A cook-ja.
23. Why did the ninja start a band? He wanted to master the art of stealthy music.
24. How do ninjas communicate with each other? They use ninja-email.
25. Why did the ninja refuse to wear a cape? It would have made him too easy to spot.
26. What do you call a ninja who always loses his keys? A lock-ninja.
27. Why did the ninja refuse to fly on an airplane? He preferred the ninja-arts of transportation.
28. How do ninjas travel long distances? They use ninja-jets.
29. What do you call a ninja who is also a writer? A pen-jitsu.
30. Why do ninjas love pizza? Because they can slice it with their ninja-stars.
31. What do you call a ninja who is also a magician? A magic-jitsu.
32. Why did the ninja refuse to go to the beach? He didn't want to be seen in his ninja-swimsuit.
33. How do ninjas make their coffee? They use ninja-brew.
34. Why did the ninja refuse to become a teacher? He preferred to teach in secret.
35. What do you call a ninja who is also a poet? A haiku-jitsu.
36. Why did the ninja refuse to go to the amusement park? He didn't want to be seen screaming on the roller coaster.
37. What do you call a ninja who loves to play basketball? A ninja-player.
38. Why did the ninja refuse to attend a dance class? He preferred the ninja-style of movement.
39. How do ninjas cope with stress? They use ninja-meditation.
40. What do you call a ninja who is also a painter? A brush-jitsu.
41. Why did the ninja refuse to go to the opera? He preferred the silence of the ninja-arts.
42. How do ninjas stay hydrated? They drink ninja-water.
43. What do you call a ninja who is also a scientist? A lab-jitsu.
44. Why did the ninja refuse to play hide and seek? He would have won too easily.
45. How do ninjas stay entertained on a long journey? They play ninja-games.
46. What do you call a ninja who is always running late? A hurry-ja.
47. Why did the ninja refuse to work in an office? He preferred to work in the shadows.
48. How do ninjas get their daily dose of vitamin C? They eat ninja-fruit.
49. What do you call a ninja who loves to sing? A song-jitsu.
50. Why did the ninja refuse to attend a comedy show? He preferred the serious nature of the ninja-arts.
1. Why did the ninja become a chef? Because he wanted to master the art of stealthy frying.
2. What do you call a ninja who is always sneezing? A ninja-pick.
3. Why did the ninja refuse to wear a wristwatch? Because he preferred to watch his enemies suffer.
4. How do ninjas stay in shape? They do ninja-sit ups.
5. Why did the ninja quit his job as a postal worker? He didn't want to use throwing stars instead of stamps.
6. What do you call a ninja who loves to play practical jokes? A prank-ninja.
7. Why do ninjas never get lost? They always have their ninja compass handy.
8. What do you call a ninja who loves puns? A pun-ja.
9. How do ninjas keep their weapons sharp? They use ninja-tune sharpeners.
10. Why did the ninja cross the road? To get to the other side undetected.
11. What do you call a ninja who is allergic to peanuts? A nin-jutsu.
12. Why did the ninja go to the doctor? He had a case of shuriken-poisoning.
13. How do ninja turtles spend their nights? They go to the ninja-turtle club.
14. What do you call a ninja who just woke up? A sleepy-jitsu.
15. Why did the ninja break up with his girlfriend? She didn't take his ninja training seriously.
16. How do ninjas celebrate Halloween? They dress up as themselves.
17. What do you call a ninja who is also a baseball player? A bat-ninja.
18. Why did the ninja refuse to join a gym? He preferred to workout in the shadows.
19. What do you call a ninja who is also a comedian? A funny-jitsu.
20. Why did the ninja refuse to go camping? He didn't want to be caught in a ninja-attack.
21. How do ninjas make scrambled eggs? They use ninja-hash browns.
22. What do you call a ninja who is also a chef? A cook-ja.
23. Why did the ninja start a band? He wanted to master the art of stealthy music.
24. How do ninjas communicate with each other? They use ninja-email.
25. Why did the ninja refuse to wear a cape? It would have made him too easy to spot.
26. What do you call a ninja who always loses his keys? A lock-ninja.
27. Why did the ninja refuse to fly on an airplane? He preferred the ninja-arts of transportation.
28. How do ninjas travel long distances? They use ninja-jets.
29. What do you call a ninja who is also a writer? A pen-jitsu.
30. Why do ninjas love pizza? Because they can slice it with their ninja-stars.
31. What do you call a ninja who is also a magician? A magic-jitsu.
32. Why did the ninja refuse to go to the beach? He didn't want to be seen in his ninja-swimsuit.
33. How do ninjas make their coffee? They use ninja-brew.
34. Why did the ninja refuse to become a teacher? He preferred to teach in secret.
35. What do you call a ninja who is also a poet? A haiku-jitsu.
36. Why did the ninja refuse to go to the amusement park? He didn't want to be seen screaming on the roller coaster.
37. What do you call a ninja who loves to play basketball? A ninja-player.
38. Why did the ninja refuse to attend a dance class? He preferred the ninja-style of movement.
39. How do ninjas cope with stress? They use ninja-meditation.
40. What do you call a ninja who is also a painter? A brush-jitsu.
41. Why did the ninja refuse to go to the opera? He preferred the silence of the ninja-arts.
42. How do ninjas stay hydrated? They drink ninja-water.
43. What do you call a ninja who is also a scientist? A lab-jitsu.
44. Why did the ninja refuse to play hide and seek? He would have won too easily.
45. How do ninjas stay entertained on a long journey? They play ninja-games.
46. What do you call a ninja who is always running late? A hurry-ja.
47. Why did the ninja refuse to work in an office? He preferred to work in the shadows.
48. How do ninjas get their daily dose of vitamin C? They eat ninja-fruit.
49. What do you call a ninja who loves to sing? A song-jitsu.
50. Why did the ninja refuse to attend a comedy show? He preferred the serious nature of the ninja-arts.