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Ninja Riddles
Ninja riddles are tricky questions that are related to the historic Japanese warrior, also known as Shinobi. Historically ninjas were trained and acted as spies, assassins, and were warriors who did things other warriors couldn't do. Over time, they developed a dark, yet well-respected reputation for being notoriously brutal while remaining virtually untraceable.

Listed below we have compiled the best brainteasers related to ninjas that are known to man. Some of these are very tricky while some are more simple and will have the answer of 'ninja.'

Think that you're ready to start answering this sneaky set of riddles? Solve what you can!

P.S. We would appreciate the addition of any original trick questions to this section! If you have any, you would like other readers to solve, leave it/them in the "Post Your Riddles..." section near the end of the page.

A Ninja Under The Weather

Hint:
He had kung-flu!
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Ninja At The Doctor

Hint:
He had kung-flu.
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Vegan Vampires And Ninjas Riddle

Hint:
Anyones Adams apple!
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Ninja Throwing Stars Riddle

Hint:
Enough to survive the zombie apocalypse!
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Ninjas In Black Riddle

Hint:
The ghosts took all the white sheets!
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Killing A Werewolf Riddle

Hint:
By the pack!
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The Reason For Cemeteries Riddle

Hint:
Ninja need a away to keep the score!
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Killing Count Dracula Riddle

Hint:
A spatula!
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Singing Ninja's Riddle

Hint:
Bad to the Bone!
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The Teenage Ninja's Night Out

Hint:
Can I go trick and killing tonight!
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Eating Corn Flakes Riddle

Hint:
To practice being a cereal killer!
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Computer Ninja's Riddle

Hint:
They can handle a the terrorbyte-ing computer!
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The Dying Mummy Riddle

Hint:
Its time to unwrap up for good!
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Killing Snakes Riddle

Hint:
He wanted to put a big hiss in his cutting slice!
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Without A Trace Riddle

Hint:
Because it's impossible for them to leave one!
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Post Your Ninja Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Ninja Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the ninja become a chef? Because he wanted to master the art of stealthy frying.

2. What do you call a ninja who is always sneezing? A ninja-pick.

3. Why did the ninja refuse to wear a wristwatch? Because he preferred to watch his enemies suffer.

4. How do ninjas stay in shape? They do ninja-sit ups.

5. Why did the ninja quit his job as a postal worker? He didn't want to use throwing stars instead of stamps.

6. What do you call a ninja who loves to play practical jokes? A prank-ninja.

7. Why do ninjas never get lost? They always have their ninja compass handy.

8. What do you call a ninja who loves puns? A pun-ja.

9. How do ninjas keep their weapons sharp? They use ninja-tune sharpeners.

10. Why did the ninja cross the road? To get to the other side undetected.

11. What do you call a ninja who is allergic to peanuts? A nin-jutsu.

12. Why did the ninja go to the doctor? He had a case of shuriken-poisoning.

13. How do ninja turtles spend their nights? They go to the ninja-turtle club.

14. What do you call a ninja who just woke up? A sleepy-jitsu.

15. Why did the ninja break up with his girlfriend? She didn't take his ninja training seriously.

16. How do ninjas celebrate Halloween? They dress up as themselves.

17. What do you call a ninja who is also a baseball player? A bat-ninja.

18. Why did the ninja refuse to join a gym? He preferred to workout in the shadows.

19. What do you call a ninja who is also a comedian? A funny-jitsu.

20. Why did the ninja refuse to go camping? He didn't want to be caught in a ninja-attack.

21. How do ninjas make scrambled eggs? They use ninja-hash browns.

22. What do you call a ninja who is also a chef? A cook-ja.

23. Why did the ninja start a band? He wanted to master the art of stealthy music.

24. How do ninjas communicate with each other? They use ninja-email.

25. Why did the ninja refuse to wear a cape? It would have made him too easy to spot.

26. What do you call a ninja who always loses his keys? A lock-ninja.

27. Why did the ninja refuse to fly on an airplane? He preferred the ninja-arts of transportation.

28. How do ninjas travel long distances? They use ninja-jets.

29. What do you call a ninja who is also a writer? A pen-jitsu.

30. Why do ninjas love pizza? Because they can slice it with their ninja-stars.

31. What do you call a ninja who is also a magician? A magic-jitsu.

32. Why did the ninja refuse to go to the beach? He didn't want to be seen in his ninja-swimsuit.

33. How do ninjas make their coffee? They use ninja-brew.

34. Why did the ninja refuse to become a teacher? He preferred to teach in secret.

35. What do you call a ninja who is also a poet? A haiku-jitsu.

36. Why did the ninja refuse to go to the amusement park? He didn't want to be seen screaming on the roller coaster.

37. What do you call a ninja who loves to play basketball? A ninja-player.

38. Why did the ninja refuse to attend a dance class? He preferred the ninja-style of movement.

39. How do ninjas cope with stress? They use ninja-meditation.

40. What do you call a ninja who is also a painter? A brush-jitsu.

41. Why did the ninja refuse to go to the opera? He preferred the silence of the ninja-arts.

42. How do ninjas stay hydrated? They drink ninja-water.

43. What do you call a ninja who is also a scientist? A lab-jitsu.

44. Why did the ninja refuse to play hide and seek? He would have won too easily.

45. How do ninjas stay entertained on a long journey? They play ninja-games.

46. What do you call a ninja who is always running late? A hurry-ja.

47. Why did the ninja refuse to work in an office? He preferred to work in the shadows.

48. How do ninjas get their daily dose of vitamin C? They eat ninja-fruit.

49. What do you call a ninja who loves to sing? A song-jitsu.

50. Why did the ninja refuse to attend a comedy show? He preferred the serious nature of the ninja-arts.
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