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1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
4. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.
5. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
7. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a banjo? A country hen.
8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
10. Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
11. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flush today.
12. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
13. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
14. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
15. Why do pirates not go to strip clubs? They already have booty.
16. Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired.
17. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
18. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
19. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
20. Why don’t cars play cards? Because they always end up in a pile.
21. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
22. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
23. Why don’t witches wear panties? So they can get a better grip on their brooms.
24. What did the zero say to the eight? I love your belt!
25. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where’s my tractor?"
26. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
27. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolly jumper.
28. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it let out a little wine.
29. Why did the baker go to therapy? Because he kneaded dough.
30. Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up pants.
31. Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
32. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
33. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired.
34. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
35. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
36. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing.
37. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
38. What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
39. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
40. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
41. What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.
42. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
43. Why don’t skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.
44. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
45. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
46. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."
47. Why did the vampire go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
48. What would bears be without bees? Ears.
49. Why did the boy run around his bed? To catch up on his sleep!
50. Why do you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.
1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
4. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.
5. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
7. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a banjo? A country hen.
8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
10. Why don’t oysters give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
11. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flush today.
12. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
13. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
14. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
15. Why do pirates not go to strip clubs? They already have booty.
16. Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired.
17. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
18. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
19. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
20. Why don’t cars play cards? Because they always end up in a pile.
21. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
22. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
23. Why don’t witches wear panties? So they can get a better grip on their brooms.
24. What did the zero say to the eight? I love your belt!
25. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where’s my tractor?"
26. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
27. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A woolly jumper.
28. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it let out a little wine.
29. Why did the baker go to therapy? Because he kneaded dough.
30. Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up pants.
31. Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
32. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
33. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired.
34. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
35. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
36. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing.
37. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
38. What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
39. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
40. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
41. What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.
42. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
43. Why don’t skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.
44. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
45. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
46. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."
47. Why did the vampire go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
48. What would bears be without bees? Ears.
49. Why did the boy run around his bed? To catch up on his sleep!
50. Why do you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.