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1. What object can always keep a secret?
Answer: A pencil (because it has a lead that can be erased)
2. What do you call a magician’s pencil?
Answer: A magic wand
3. Why did the spoon take a break from work?
Answer: Because it was stirring too much commotion
4. What do you call a chef’s favorite book?
Answer: The recipe for success
5. What is a door’s favorite snack?
Answer: Jam
6. Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing
7. What do you call a clock that’s always hungry?
Answer: A snack-tick
8. What do you call a rubber band’s favorite tune?
Answer: Snap, Crackle, Pop music
9. Why did the apple go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it felt rotten to the core
10. What do you call a stapler in a hurry?
Answer: A quick clipper
11. What do you call a cup of tea that’s always complaining?
Answer: A steaming cup of gripe tea
12. How does a pencil sharpener greet its friends?
Answer: "Nice to sharpen pencils of you!"
13. What do you call a book that hates to get wet?
Answer: A dry read
14. What do you call a potato that’s always telling jokes?
Answer: A commedi-tater
15. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have the guts to do it!
16. What did one light bulb say to the other?
Answer: "You light up my life!"
17. What kind of music do scissors listen to?
Answer: Cut-tunes
18. Where do sick cars go?
Answer: The car-ospital
19. What do you call a cricket that’s good with numbers?
Answer: A math-a-cricket
20. Why did the turkey join the band?
Answer: Because it had drumsticks
21. What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Answer: Root beer
22. What do you call a can that knows how to cook?
Answer: A soup-er can
23. What do you call a pencil’s best friend?
Answer: A sharpener image
24. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well
25. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Answer: "Nothing, it just let out a little wine"
26. What do you call a worm that loves to sing?
Answer: A serenade-a-pede
27. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it had a virus
28. What do you call a thermometer with a fever?
Answer: A hot-rod
29. What do you call a flower that’s always on time?
Answer: A punctualip
30. Why did the bird go to the vet?
Answer: Because it was tweeting too much
31. What do you call a fish that’s lazy?
Answer: A sit-n-swim
32. What do you call a basketball player with no hands?
Answer: A dribble-ette
33. What do you call a pen that can write on water?
Answer: A sea-pen
34. What do you call a pair of glasses with legs?
Answer: A spectacle-pede
35. Why did the apple break up with the orange?
Answer: Because it couldn’t take the pressure
36. What do you call a clock that can’t sleep?
Answer: A re-ticker
37. What do you call a stone that’s always happy?
Answer: A jolly-rocks
38. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer: Because it was two-tired
39. What do you call a snake that’s always in a hurry?
Answer: A racer snake
40. Why did the shoe feel awkward at the party?
Answer: It heard someone say, "You’re sole-ly here because you’re tacky!"
41. What do you call a sword that likes to dance?
Answer: A fencer-skipped
42. Why did the pig go to the casino?
Answer: To play swine roulette
43. What do you call a cell phone that’s always anxious?
Answer: A nerv-(cell)ular phone
44. Why did the sea captain take up gardening?
Answer: Because he wanted to find his sea-weeds
45. What do you call a squirrel that loves to play guitar?
Answer: A rock-a-squirrelian
46. Why did the ghost go to the party?
Answer: To prove he had a spine-tingling presence
47. What do you call a bottle that’s always on a diet?
Answer: A slim-soda can
48. Why did the lamp feel underappreciated?
Answer: Because it was always getting overshadowed
49. What do you call a car that’s always afraid?
Answer: Car-fraid
50. What do you call a duck that steals?
Answer: A robber ducky!
1. What object can always keep a secret?
Answer: A pencil (because it has a lead that can be erased)
2. What do you call a magician’s pencil?
Answer: A magic wand
3. Why did the spoon take a break from work?
Answer: Because it was stirring too much commotion
4. What do you call a chef’s favorite book?
Answer: The recipe for success
5. What is a door’s favorite snack?
Answer: Jam
6. Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing
7. What do you call a clock that’s always hungry?
Answer: A snack-tick
8. What do you call a rubber band’s favorite tune?
Answer: Snap, Crackle, Pop music
9. Why did the apple go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it felt rotten to the core
10. What do you call a stapler in a hurry?
Answer: A quick clipper
11. What do you call a cup of tea that’s always complaining?
Answer: A steaming cup of gripe tea
12. How does a pencil sharpener greet its friends?
Answer: "Nice to sharpen pencils of you!"
13. What do you call a book that hates to get wet?
Answer: A dry read
14. What do you call a potato that’s always telling jokes?
Answer: A commedi-tater
15. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have the guts to do it!
16. What did one light bulb say to the other?
Answer: "You light up my life!"
17. What kind of music do scissors listen to?
Answer: Cut-tunes
18. Where do sick cars go?
Answer: The car-ospital
19. What do you call a cricket that’s good with numbers?
Answer: A math-a-cricket
20. Why did the turkey join the band?
Answer: Because it had drumsticks
21. What is a tree’s favorite drink?
Answer: Root beer
22. What do you call a can that knows how to cook?
Answer: A soup-er can
23. What do you call a pencil’s best friend?
Answer: A sharpener image
24. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well
25. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Answer: "Nothing, it just let out a little wine"
26. What do you call a worm that loves to sing?
Answer: A serenade-a-pede
27. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it had a virus
28. What do you call a thermometer with a fever?
Answer: A hot-rod
29. What do you call a flower that’s always on time?
Answer: A punctualip
30. Why did the bird go to the vet?
Answer: Because it was tweeting too much
31. What do you call a fish that’s lazy?
Answer: A sit-n-swim
32. What do you call a basketball player with no hands?
Answer: A dribble-ette
33. What do you call a pen that can write on water?
Answer: A sea-pen
34. What do you call a pair of glasses with legs?
Answer: A spectacle-pede
35. Why did the apple break up with the orange?
Answer: Because it couldn’t take the pressure
36. What do you call a clock that can’t sleep?
Answer: A re-ticker
37. What do you call a stone that’s always happy?
Answer: A jolly-rocks
38. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer: Because it was two-tired
39. What do you call a snake that’s always in a hurry?
Answer: A racer snake
40. Why did the shoe feel awkward at the party?
Answer: It heard someone say, "You’re sole-ly here because you’re tacky!"
41. What do you call a sword that likes to dance?
Answer: A fencer-skipped
42. Why did the pig go to the casino?
Answer: To play swine roulette
43. What do you call a cell phone that’s always anxious?
Answer: A nerv-(cell)ular phone
44. Why did the sea captain take up gardening?
Answer: Because he wanted to find his sea-weeds
45. What do you call a squirrel that loves to play guitar?
Answer: A rock-a-squirrelian
46. Why did the ghost go to the party?
Answer: To prove he had a spine-tingling presence
47. What do you call a bottle that’s always on a diet?
Answer: A slim-soda can
48. Why did the lamp feel underappreciated?
Answer: Because it was always getting overshadowed
49. What do you call a car that’s always afraid?
Answer: Car-fraid
50. What do you call a duck that steals?
Answer: A robber ducky!