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Riddles and Answers © 2023
If you are hosting a pirate themed birthday party and plan to include a scavenger hunt, these fun puzzles will be great to use as clues. Another idea is to compile all of the riddles that rhyme here and to list them together for your children. In effect, this may help to teach children about rhyming in a fun engaging way.
Think you're little Buccaneers are ready to solve these awesome questions? Have at them! Please share any riddles related to pirates near the end of this page.
Pirate School Riddle
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Pirate Military Riddle
If a pirate was to join the military, what branch of the armed service would they probably go in to?
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Skipper Breakfast Riddle
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The Pirate Movie Riddle
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Pirate Girls Makeup Riddle
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A Room That Has Books
Pirates were sneaky, you could say they were crooks. To find the next clue, go to a room that has books?
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Sitting On A Pirates Shoulder
This is a certain type of bird
But it is not a hawk
It sits on a pirate's shoulder
While letting out a squawk
But it is not a hawk
It sits on a pirate's shoulder
While letting out a squawk
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Sailing The Seas For Money
I sail the seas for money
As I attack another ship
Then I take the spoils of the battle
The enemy is in my grip
What am I?
As I attack another ship
Then I take the spoils of the battle
The enemy is in my grip
What am I?
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Robbing Ships At Night
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Sick Pirate Riddle
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A Scruffy Pirate Riddle
This famous pirate looks scruffy
As he doesnt seem to have shaved
By not buying razors
Lots of money he must have saved
As he doesnt seem to have shaved
By not buying razors
Lots of money he must have saved
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Pirates Join The Military Riddle
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The Sinking Pirate Ship Riddle
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Pirate Earrings Riddle
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Pirates Love For Apple
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Post Your Pirate Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Pirate Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the pirate go to the gym? Because he wanted to get his arrrm in shape!
2. What do you give a sea-sick pirate? An I-patch!
3. How do you know if a pirate is lying? His eye patch switches sides every time he blinks!
4. Why did the pirate break up with his girlfriend? He said she was too much of a sea-hag!
5. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? A rookie!
6. Why do pirates hate social media? Because they prefer to taaalk like thiiis!
7. What do pirates use to clean their ships? Buccanear-brushes!
8. What kind of socks do pirates wear? Arrrr-gyle of course!
9. What do you call a pirate who sings well? A high-sea tenor!
10. Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some arrrr and arrrr!
11. What do you call a pirate who overindulges in rum? A swash-buckler!
12. What does a pirate say when his parrot flies away? "Polly want a new tiara!"
13. What’s a pirate’s favorite flower? Black-Eyed Susans!
14. What do pirates use to plan their raids? Map-arrrs!
15. Why did the pirate buy his parrot a dictionary? So it could learn to say "pieces of eight" instead of "cubes of seven"!
16. What do you call a pirate who works at Starbucks? A Barrr-ista!
17. How does a pirate find his way to Treasure Island? He uses his smartz!
18. What do pirates do during their free time? They swaaaash-buckle!
19. Why are pirates good singers? Because they can hit the haaarrr-monies!
20. What do you call a pirate who is always confused? Captain Ob-Vious!
21. Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store? He needed a new iPatch!
22. What do pirates read? Arrrticles!
23. Why do pirates love the gym? Because they can work on their plank-bodies!
24. What do you call a pirate who is great at math? Arith-matey!
25. What do pirates use to tweet? Their qwertarrrr keyboards!
26. Why did the pirate buy a new ship? The old one was taking on major water!
27. What do you call a pirate who always forgets his map? Directionally-challenged!
28. Why don’t pirates like hobbits? They’re too short to loot!
29. What do pirates say when they’re feeling cold? "I’m shiv-arr-ing me timbers!"
30. What does a pirate say when he doesn’t know what to do? "Shiver me decision-making skills!"
31. What do you call a pirate who loves sushi? A seas-ational sushi-eater!
32. What do you call a pirate who loves smoothies? A blend-errrr!
33. Why did the pirate go on a diet? He wanted to lose the extra weiiiight!
34. What do you call a pirate who is always looking in the mirror? A vanity-starr!
35. Why do pirates never go to the dentist? They’re afraid of getting cap-arr-ones!
36. What did the pirate say when he found his treasure? "Arrrr, it’s about time I hit pay-dirt!"
37. What do you call a pirate who loves to dance? A pirou-etter!
38. What do you call a pirate who is always grumpy? A crabby-rrr!
39. How do pirates order at a restaurant? They say "pass the salt-waterrr, please!"
40. Why don’t pirates ever get lost in the woods? They have a great sense of timberrr!
41. What do you call a pirate who is a terrible cook? Captain Burn-t-hem!
42. Why do pirates love Halloween? Because they get to dress up like their own crew of ghouls!
43. What do you call a pirate who is always on top of things? Captain On-arr-top!
44. Why do pirates never go to the dentist? They’re afraid of getting root-caa-nals!
45. What do you call a pirate who loves to text? A sail-phonist!
46. Why do pirates love to sing? Because they can hit the high-C’s!
47. What do you call a pirate who is a terrible rapper? Captain Mumbley!
48. Why did the pirate go to the gym? He wanted to work on his port-men-tum!
49. What do pirates do when they win a battle? They loooot and plunder!
50. What do you call a pirate who is always sneaking around? Captain Sneak-attack!
1. Why did the pirate go to the gym? Because he wanted to get his arrrm in shape!
2. What do you give a sea-sick pirate? An I-patch!
3. How do you know if a pirate is lying? His eye patch switches sides every time he blinks!
4. Why did the pirate break up with his girlfriend? He said she was too much of a sea-hag!
5. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? A rookie!
6. Why do pirates hate social media? Because they prefer to taaalk like thiiis!
7. What do pirates use to clean their ships? Buccanear-brushes!
8. What kind of socks do pirates wear? Arrrr-gyle of course!
9. What do you call a pirate who sings well? A high-sea tenor!
10. Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some arrrr and arrrr!
11. What do you call a pirate who overindulges in rum? A swash-buckler!
12. What does a pirate say when his parrot flies away? "Polly want a new tiara!"
13. What’s a pirate’s favorite flower? Black-Eyed Susans!
14. What do pirates use to plan their raids? Map-arrrs!
15. Why did the pirate buy his parrot a dictionary? So it could learn to say "pieces of eight" instead of "cubes of seven"!
16. What do you call a pirate who works at Starbucks? A Barrr-ista!
17. How does a pirate find his way to Treasure Island? He uses his smartz!
18. What do pirates do during their free time? They swaaaash-buckle!
19. Why are pirates good singers? Because they can hit the haaarrr-monies!
20. What do you call a pirate who is always confused? Captain Ob-Vious!
21. Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store? He needed a new iPatch!
22. What do pirates read? Arrrticles!
23. Why do pirates love the gym? Because they can work on their plank-bodies!
24. What do you call a pirate who is great at math? Arith-matey!
25. What do pirates use to tweet? Their qwertarrrr keyboards!
26. Why did the pirate buy a new ship? The old one was taking on major water!
27. What do you call a pirate who always forgets his map? Directionally-challenged!
28. Why don’t pirates like hobbits? They’re too short to loot!
29. What do pirates say when they’re feeling cold? "I’m shiv-arr-ing me timbers!"
30. What does a pirate say when he doesn’t know what to do? "Shiver me decision-making skills!"
31. What do you call a pirate who loves sushi? A seas-ational sushi-eater!
32. What do you call a pirate who loves smoothies? A blend-errrr!
33. Why did the pirate go on a diet? He wanted to lose the extra weiiiight!
34. What do you call a pirate who is always looking in the mirror? A vanity-starr!
35. Why do pirates never go to the dentist? They’re afraid of getting cap-arr-ones!
36. What did the pirate say when he found his treasure? "Arrrr, it’s about time I hit pay-dirt!"
37. What do you call a pirate who loves to dance? A pirou-etter!
38. What do you call a pirate who is always grumpy? A crabby-rrr!
39. How do pirates order at a restaurant? They say "pass the salt-waterrr, please!"
40. Why don’t pirates ever get lost in the woods? They have a great sense of timberrr!
41. What do you call a pirate who is a terrible cook? Captain Burn-t-hem!
42. Why do pirates love Halloween? Because they get to dress up like their own crew of ghouls!
43. What do you call a pirate who is always on top of things? Captain On-arr-top!
44. Why do pirates never go to the dentist? They’re afraid of getting root-caa-nals!
45. What do you call a pirate who loves to text? A sail-phonist!
46. Why do pirates love to sing? Because they can hit the high-C’s!
47. What do you call a pirate who is a terrible rapper? Captain Mumbley!
48. Why did the pirate go to the gym? He wanted to work on his port-men-tum!
49. What do pirates do when they win a battle? They loooot and plunder!
50. What do you call a pirate who is always sneaking around? Captain Sneak-attack!