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Pirate Report Card Riddle

Hint:
High C's!
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Pirates And The Alphabet

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Because they spend years at C!
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The School Skipping Pirate

Hint:
Captain Hooky!
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Pirate Class Riddle

Hint:
Arrrrrrt!
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1. Why did the pirate go to the gym? Because he wanted to get his arrrm in shape!



2. What do you give a sea-sick pirate? An I-patch!



3. How do you know if a pirate is lying? His eye patch switches sides every time he blinks!



4. Why did the pirate break up with his girlfriend? He said she was too much of a sea-hag!



5. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? A rookie!



6. Why do pirates hate social media? Because they prefer to taaalk like thiiis!



7. What do pirates use to clean their ships? Buccanear-brushes!



8. What kind of socks do pirates wear? Arrrr-gyle of course!



9. What do you call a pirate who sings well? A high-sea tenor!



10. Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some arrrr and arrrr!



11. What do you call a pirate who overindulges in rum? A swash-buckler!



12. What does a pirate say when his parrot flies away? "Polly want a new tiara!"



13. What’s a pirate’s favorite flower? Black-Eyed Susans!



14. What do pirates use to plan their raids? Map-arrrs!



15. Why did the pirate buy his parrot a dictionary? So it could learn to say "pieces of eight" instead of "cubes of seven"!



16. What do you call a pirate who works at Starbucks? A Barrr-ista!



17. How does a pirate find his way to Treasure Island? He uses his smartz!



18. What do pirates do during their free time? They swaaaash-buckle!



19. Why are pirates good singers? Because they can hit the haaarrr-monies!



20. What do you call a pirate who is always confused? Captain Ob-Vious!



21. Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store? He needed a new iPatch!



22. What do pirates read? Arrrticles!



23. Why do pirates love the gym? Because they can work on their plank-bodies!



24. What do you call a pirate who is great at math? Arith-matey!



25. What do pirates use to tweet? Their qwertarrrr keyboards!



26. Why did the pirate buy a new ship? The old one was taking on major water!



27. What do you call a pirate who always forgets his map? Directionally-challenged!



28. Why don’t pirates like hobbits? They’re too short to loot!



29. What do pirates say when they’re feeling cold? "I’m shiv-arr-ing me timbers!"



30. What does a pirate say when he doesn’t know what to do? "Shiver me decision-making skills!"



31. What do you call a pirate who loves sushi? A seas-ational sushi-eater!



32. What do you call a pirate who loves smoothies? A blend-errrr!



33. Why did the pirate go on a diet? He wanted to lose the extra weiiiight!



34. What do you call a pirate who is always looking in the mirror? A vanity-starr!



35. Why do pirates never go to the dentist? They’re afraid of getting cap-arr-ones!



36. What did the pirate say when he found his treasure? "Arrrr, it’s about time I hit pay-dirt!"



37. What do you call a pirate who loves to dance? A pirou-etter!



38. What do you call a pirate who is always grumpy? A crabby-rrr!



39. How do pirates order at a restaurant? They say "pass the salt-waterrr, please!"



40. Why don’t pirates ever get lost in the woods? They have a great sense of timberrr!



41. What do you call a pirate who is a terrible cook? Captain Burn-t-hem!



42. Why do pirates love Halloween? Because they get to dress up like their own crew of ghouls!



43. What do you call a pirate who is always on top of things? Captain On-arr-top!



44. Why do pirates never go to the dentist? They’re afraid of getting root-caa-nals!



45. What do you call a pirate who loves to text? A sail-phonist!



46. Why do pirates love to sing? Because they can hit the high-C’s!



47. What do you call a pirate who is a terrible rapper? Captain Mumbley!



48. Why did the pirate go to the gym? He wanted to work on his port-men-tum!



49. What do pirates do when they win a battle? They loooot and plunder!



50. What do you call a pirate who is always sneaking around? Captain Sneak-attack!
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