# HORSE RIDDLES

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These fantastic horse riddles are an excellent delight for everyone. If you love animals or have kids that do, this set of funny short questions related to horses is almost guaranteed to bring some fun to your household.

While some of the puzzles featured in this section are for sharing only (because many of the less challenging riddles have the simple answer of "horse"), others will prove to be a bit more of a challenge to anyone.

Tired of holding your horses? Feel free to take on these entertaining puzzles as you please.

If you have any good equestrian related riddles of your own, please share them with us by filling out the form near the bottom of the page.

## What Always Goes To Bed With Its Shoes On Riddle

Hint:
A horse
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Solved: 72%

## Horse Go To The Doctor Riddle

Hint:
For hay fever.
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Solved: 63%

## What Horse Eats No Oats Riddle

Hint:
A bicycle
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Solved: 47%

## Can You Solve The Horse Sale Brain Teaser?

Hint: He didn't break even.
The man made a profit of \$20.
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Hint:
Because at bedtime, he hit the hay
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Solved: 51%

Hint:
He wouldn't stop horsing around.
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Solved: 56%

## Horse Pain Riddle

Hint:
Because he was a Charlie horse
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Solved: 60%

## Fastest Horse Riddle

Hint:
First you divide the 25 horses into 5 groups of 5. You conduct the 5 races and take all of the fastest horses in those races and have a race with them, giving you the fastest horse. Then you take the remaining 24 horses (excluding the fastest) and remove the 4th and 5th horses in the first set of 5 races (since they definitely have 3 horses faster than them), leaving you with 14 horses. Next you can remove all of the horses that were beat in the preliminary race by the horses that got 4th and 5th in the championship race, leaving you with 8 horses. Finally, you can remove the horses that remain that lost to the 3rd place horse in the final race in the preliminary race and the horse that got 3rd in the preliminary to the horse that got 2nd in the championship race, leaving you with 5 horses.

You can then run a final race where the 1st and 2nd place horses are the 2nd and 3rd fastest. Then you know the 3 fastest horses.
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Solved: 46%

## I Run Fast Riddle

Hint:
Horse
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Solved: 87%

## Riding To Seattle Riddle

Hint:
Your Horse's Name is January 1st 1996!
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## A Mare's Favorite Continent Riddle

Hint: A mare is a horse.
North aMAREica! (North America)
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## How Many Animals Riddle

Hint:
6
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Solved: 47%

## Sore Throat Pony Riddle

Hint:
Because they are both a little hoarse (horse).
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Solved: 58%

## Trip To Mexico Riddle

Hint:
His horse's name was Wednesday.
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Solved: 74%

## Horse With A Sore Throat Riddle

Hint:
Because he is then a hoarse horse.
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Solved: 58%

## Post Your Horse Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Horse Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the horse cross the road? To get to the neigh-borhood!

2. What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A blind stud!

3. Why couldn't the pony sing? Because he was a little horse!

4. What do you call a horse that can play guitar? A Fender Bender!

5. How do you make a small fortune in horse racing? Start with a large fortune!

7. Why was the horse bad at soccer? Because he always wanted to kick it.

8. How did the horse feel when he won the race? Stable!

9. What do you call a horse with a cold? Hay fever!

10. Did you hear about the horse that borrowed money? He had to pony up!

11. What kind of shoes do racehorses wear? Horse-sneakers!

12. Why did the horse put on a sweater? Because he was a little colt!

13. How do you know if a horse is happy? By their neighs and tails!

14. What did the horse say when he fell down? I can't giddy-up!

15. Why did the horse break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too much of a neigh-sayer!

16. What is a horse's favorite type of music? Neigh Heavy Metal!

17. How did the horse cure his hiccups? He drank from a top-hat!

18. What kind of horse races only in the snow? The Kentucky Derby-on-ice!

19. Why did the horse become a chef? He was tired of just eating hay!

20. What do you call an allergic horse? A Hay-hater!

21. Why did the horse go on a diet? He wanted to feel stable!

22. What did the horse say to the scared man? Don't worry, I'm a friend-der!

23. What did the horse say to the farmer? You're my mane man!

24. Why is it hard to make friends with a horse? They are always a little bit hoarse!

25. Why did the horse go to the doctor? He was feeling a little horse!

26. Why do horses make terrible actors? They always forget their lines!

27. What do you call a group of musical horses? A band of neighsayers!

28. What do you call a horse that always wins? A champion of the world!

29. What did the horse say to his owner when he was having a bad day? I hope this helps give you a lift-a!

30. What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse!

31. Why did the horse join the gymnastics team? He wanted to be a bucking bronco!

32. What is a horse's favorite food? Stable pizza!

33. Why don't horses use computers? They prefer a hay-disk!

34. What kind of horse races only at night? A nightmare!

35. Why did the horse go to outer space? To explore his neigh-borhood!

36. What did the horse say to the nutritionist? Hay, can you help me eat healthier?

37. How do you make a horse angry? Tell him he's just a little colt!

38. Why did the horse go to the beach? He wanted to gallop in the sand!

39. What's a horse's favorite sports car? A mustang!

40. Why did the horse go to therapy? He had some emotional neigh-ggage!

41. What do you call a horse that's always changing his mind? A flip-flopper!

42. What did the horse say when he won the race? I hoofed it!

43. Why is a horse good at math? Because they're always counting on their hooves!

44. Why did the horse throw a party? To get his neigh-bors together!

45. What did the horse say to his friend who was feeling down? Cheer up, you're not a horse-er!

46. Why did the horse go to the hospital? He was feeling a little saddle!

47. Why did the horse go to the grocery store? To grab some hay-pples!

48. What do you call a horse that's always happy? Joyous Equus!

49. Why did the horse want a job in sales? He had a lot of neigh-say!

50. What kind of car does a horse like to drive? A neigh-bor-gini!