Esroh Gnidir Riddle
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Horse back riding. The words are horse and riding spelled backwards. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Superman's Weakness Riddle
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Racing A Horse Riddle
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Horse Sports Riddle
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Horse Spiders Riddle
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Arrived On Monday Riddle
A man wants to travel to New York from Miami on horse, this travel would normally take about seven days, but yet he left on Monday and arrived on Monday, how can this be?
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Shoes In The Bed Riddle
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A White Horse Riddle
A white horse jumps over a tower and lands on a priest, who immediately disappears from the landscape. Where did this take place?
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Traveling On A Monday Riddle
There once was a cowboy who rode out on Monday and didn't return for two days. Yet he came back on Monday. How can that be?
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Pigs And Horses Riddle
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When a pig is hungry he eats like a horse, and when a horse is hungry he eats like a pig. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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People Ride On My Back Riddle
I have four legs and a long tail.
I eat oats and hay.
I love to run fast.
I let people ride on my back.
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I eat oats and hay.
I love to run fast.
I let people ride on my back.
What am I?
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Horse Racing Riddle
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Horse Crossing The Road
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Promiscuous Pony
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Venetian Blinds Riddle
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1. Why did the horse cross the road? To get to the neigh-borhood!
2. What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A blind stud!
3. Why couldn't the pony sing? Because he was a little horse!
4. What do you call a horse that can play guitar? A Fender Bender!
5. How do you make a small fortune in horse racing? Start with a large fortune!
6. What kind of bread do racehorses eat? Thorough-bread!
7. Why was the horse bad at soccer? Because he always wanted to kick it.
8. How did the horse feel when he won the race? Stable!
9. What do you call a horse with a cold? Hay fever!
10. Did you hear about the horse that borrowed money? He had to pony up!
11. What kind of shoes do racehorses wear? Horse-sneakers!
12. Why did the horse put on a sweater? Because he was a little colt!
13. How do you know if a horse is happy? By their neighs and tails!
14. What did the horse say when he fell down? I can't giddy-up!
15. Why did the horse break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too much of a neigh-sayer!
16. What is a horse's favorite type of music? Neigh Heavy Metal!
17. How did the horse cure his hiccups? He drank from a top-hat!
18. What kind of horse races only in the snow? The Kentucky Derby-on-ice!
19. Why did the horse become a chef? He was tired of just eating hay!
20. What do you call an allergic horse? A Hay-hater!
21. Why did the horse go on a diet? He wanted to feel stable!
22. What did the horse say to the scared man? Don't worry, I'm a friend-der!
23. What did the horse say to the farmer? You're my mane man!
24. Why is it hard to make friends with a horse? They are always a little bit hoarse!
25. Why did the horse go to the doctor? He was feeling a little horse!
26. Why do horses make terrible actors? They always forget their lines!
27. What do you call a group of musical horses? A band of neighsayers!
28. What do you call a horse that always wins? A champion of the world!
29. What did the horse say to his owner when he was having a bad day? I hope this helps give you a lift-a!
30. What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse!
31. Why did the horse join the gymnastics team? He wanted to be a bucking bronco!
32. What is a horse's favorite food? Stable pizza!
33. Why don't horses use computers? They prefer a hay-disk!
34. What kind of horse races only at night? A nightmare!
35. Why did the horse go to outer space? To explore his neigh-borhood!
36. What did the horse say to the nutritionist? Hay, can you help me eat healthier?
37. How do you make a horse angry? Tell him he's just a little colt!
38. Why did the horse go to the beach? He wanted to gallop in the sand!
39. What's a horse's favorite sports car? A mustang!
40. Why did the horse go to therapy? He had some emotional neigh-ggage!
41. What do you call a horse that's always changing his mind? A flip-flopper!
42. What did the horse say when he won the race? I hoofed it!
43. Why is a horse good at math? Because they're always counting on their hooves!
44. Why did the horse throw a party? To get his neigh-bors together!
45. What did the horse say to his friend who was feeling down? Cheer up, you're not a horse-er!
46. Why did the horse go to the hospital? He was feeling a little saddle!
47. Why did the horse go to the grocery store? To grab some hay-pples!
48. What do you call a horse that's always happy? Joyous Equus!
49. Why did the horse want a job in sales? He had a lot of neigh-say!
50. What kind of car does a horse like to drive? A neigh-bor-gini!
1. Why did the horse cross the road? To get to the neigh-borhood!
2. What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A blind stud!
3. Why couldn't the pony sing? Because he was a little horse!
4. What do you call a horse that can play guitar? A Fender Bender!
5. How do you make a small fortune in horse racing? Start with a large fortune!
6. What kind of bread do racehorses eat? Thorough-bread!
7. Why was the horse bad at soccer? Because he always wanted to kick it.
8. How did the horse feel when he won the race? Stable!
9. What do you call a horse with a cold? Hay fever!
10. Did you hear about the horse that borrowed money? He had to pony up!
11. What kind of shoes do racehorses wear? Horse-sneakers!
12. Why did the horse put on a sweater? Because he was a little colt!
13. How do you know if a horse is happy? By their neighs and tails!
14. What did the horse say when he fell down? I can't giddy-up!
15. Why did the horse break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too much of a neigh-sayer!
16. What is a horse's favorite type of music? Neigh Heavy Metal!
17. How did the horse cure his hiccups? He drank from a top-hat!
18. What kind of horse races only in the snow? The Kentucky Derby-on-ice!
19. Why did the horse become a chef? He was tired of just eating hay!
20. What do you call an allergic horse? A Hay-hater!
21. Why did the horse go on a diet? He wanted to feel stable!
22. What did the horse say to the scared man? Don't worry, I'm a friend-der!
23. What did the horse say to the farmer? You're my mane man!
24. Why is it hard to make friends with a horse? They are always a little bit hoarse!
25. Why did the horse go to the doctor? He was feeling a little horse!
26. Why do horses make terrible actors? They always forget their lines!
27. What do you call a group of musical horses? A band of neighsayers!
28. What do you call a horse that always wins? A champion of the world!
29. What did the horse say to his owner when he was having a bad day? I hope this helps give you a lift-a!
30. What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse!
31. Why did the horse join the gymnastics team? He wanted to be a bucking bronco!
32. What is a horse's favorite food? Stable pizza!
33. Why don't horses use computers? They prefer a hay-disk!
34. What kind of horse races only at night? A nightmare!
35. Why did the horse go to outer space? To explore his neigh-borhood!
36. What did the horse say to the nutritionist? Hay, can you help me eat healthier?
37. How do you make a horse angry? Tell him he's just a little colt!
38. Why did the horse go to the beach? He wanted to gallop in the sand!
39. What's a horse's favorite sports car? A mustang!
40. Why did the horse go to therapy? He had some emotional neigh-ggage!
41. What do you call a horse that's always changing his mind? A flip-flopper!
42. What did the horse say when he won the race? I hoofed it!
43. Why is a horse good at math? Because they're always counting on their hooves!
44. Why did the horse throw a party? To get his neigh-bors together!
45. What did the horse say to his friend who was feeling down? Cheer up, you're not a horse-er!
46. Why did the horse go to the hospital? He was feeling a little saddle!
47. Why did the horse go to the grocery store? To grab some hay-pples!
48. What do you call a horse that's always happy? Joyous Equus!
49. Why did the horse want a job in sales? He had a lot of neigh-say!
50. What kind of car does a horse like to drive? A neigh-bor-gini!