FOOD RIDDLES

Why was the jelly so stressed out?

What does bread wear to bed?

What was the math teachers favorite dessert?

What did the turkey say to the ham?

What do cowboys like on their salad?

Why did the martian throw beef on the asteroid?

Why did the hamburger always lose the race?

What did the bread say back to the peanut butter?

What did the peanut butter say to the bread?

What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

What is brown on the outside and white in the inside, has eyes, and comes in any size?

Most people eat these
That is no surprise
They taste great as chips
And also as fries

They are?

These are a type of starchy food
Mashed or fried they can be found
They often come from Idaho
And they are grown underground

What are they?

A mother has six children and five potatoes. How can she feed each an equal amount of potatoes? Do not use fractions.

This popular grain is yellow
And is grown outside in a field
Many people add some butter
Once its cooked and the husk is peeled

Its a?

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1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!



2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!



3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.



4. Why did the tomato turn down the job offer? It wasn't quite ripe for the job.



5. How do you know if a pineapple is high? It's been sitting on the shelf all day and you can start to smell it.



6. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sole-mates.



7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.



8. What did the bread say to the toaster? I want you to stand up to me.



9. What does bread do when it's feeling lonely? Muffin.



10. Why do witches like their latte's cold? They're spooky!