Made Of Sugar Riddle
I am sometimes made of sugar
And sometimes of oatmeal
Chocolate chip ones taste so good
You might find that you squeal!
What could I be?
And sometimes of oatmeal
Chocolate chip ones taste so good
You might find that you squeal!
What could I be?
Hint:
The King Of Hearts Riddle
Hint:
Angel Games Riddle
Hint:
The Thane Of Fife Riddle
Macbeth is given three pieces of oracular information by the apparitions. The first apparition, an armed head, states 'beware _____, beware the Thane of Fife'. Who was the Thane of Fife? (He had a wife).
Hint:
The answer is Macduff. Only the first apparition answers straightforwardly. Macbeth should have taken notice of such specific information. The other two apparitions present riddles, where the answer is not what it seems. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
Hiding Behind Clovers Riddle
Hint:
Monster Games Riddle
Hint:
Sleeping Dragons Riddle
Hint:
Bigger Than A Match Box Riddle
Hint:
Wookiee Meat Riddle
Hint:
Dancing Penguins Riddle
Hint:
Something All About Riddle
All about, but cannot be seen,
Can be captured, cannot be held,
No throat, but can be heard.
Who Am I?
Can be captured, cannot be held,
No throat, but can be heard.
Who Am I?
Hint:
The Black White Orange Waddle
Hint:
Heard At Night Riddle
Hint:
A frog. The frog is an amphibian in the order Anura (meaning "tail-less") and usually makes noises at night during its mating season. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
Fainting Ghost Riddle
Hint:
A Face That Does Not Smile
I have a face that does not smile or frown. I have no mouth, but I make a familiar sound. I have hands, but fingers I do not.
I'm a...?
I'm a...?
Hint:
Post Your Clean Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Clean Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did the grape say to the watermelon? You're one in a melon!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
4. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
7. What do you call a cat wearing a suit of armor? Sir-Purr!
8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
9. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!
10. Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
11. What do you call a snow monster with a six-pack of abs? An abdominal snowman!
12. Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend? She was a real stretch!
13. What do you call a snowman that can walk on water? Frosty the miracle!
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field!
15. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator!
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
17. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
18. Why did the grapefruit break up with the orange? It could never juice commit!
19. How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill!
20. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
21. What do you call a plant that travels a lot? Fern-Globe!
22. Why do they call it a "beautiful" day? Because "sun-rific" would sound weird!
23. What do you call a bear that's always alone? A single-berry!
24. Why did the gardener quit his job? Because the celery wasn't high enough!
25. How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make a carrot noise!
26. What do you call a dinosaur that's afraid of everything? A scared-asaurus!
27. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
28. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eyed deer!
29. Why did the chicken join the band? To make some drum-sticks!
30. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A con-descending!
31. Why did the sushi break up with the soy sauce? It was too salty!
32. What do you call a crocodile that never gets sick? An immune-dial!
33. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
34. What do you call a horse that can play the piano? A pian-equine!
35. Why did the baker quit his job? Because he kneaded a break!
36. What did one wall say to another? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
37. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to Colonel Sanders!
38. What do you call a tree that has a lot of friends? A social tree!
39. Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store? To buy an iPatch!
40. What do you call a grape that's really happy? A grape-full!
41. Why did the guitar teacher tell his students to face the music? Because it has the notes they need!
42. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A thesaurus!
43. Why did the snowman go to the desert? To see the sand-man!
44. What do you call a sheep that can sing? A ewe-nique!
45. Why did the vegan break up with the tomato? It was just a little too saucy!
46. What do you call a snail that's really fast? A rocket-snail!
47. Why did the robber use a ladder? Because the bank had high interest rates!
48. What do you call a bird who's always losing things? A tou-can't find!
49. Why did the scarecrow go on a diet? He wanted to improve his straw figure!
50. What do you call a bear that's always on the go? A bear with a sense of ursine-ality!
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did the grape say to the watermelon? You're one in a melon!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
4. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
7. What do you call a cat wearing a suit of armor? Sir-Purr!
8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
9. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!
10. Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
11. What do you call a snow monster with a six-pack of abs? An abdominal snowman!
12. Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend? She was a real stretch!
13. What do you call a snowman that can walk on water? Frosty the miracle!
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field!
15. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator!
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
17. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
18. Why did the grapefruit break up with the orange? It could never juice commit!
19. How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill!
20. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
21. What do you call a plant that travels a lot? Fern-Globe!
22. Why do they call it a "beautiful" day? Because "sun-rific" would sound weird!
23. What do you call a bear that's always alone? A single-berry!
24. Why did the gardener quit his job? Because the celery wasn't high enough!
25. How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make a carrot noise!
26. What do you call a dinosaur that's afraid of everything? A scared-asaurus!
27. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
28. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eyed deer!
29. Why did the chicken join the band? To make some drum-sticks!
30. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A con-descending!
31. Why did the sushi break up with the soy sauce? It was too salty!
32. What do you call a crocodile that never gets sick? An immune-dial!
33. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
34. What do you call a horse that can play the piano? A pian-equine!
35. Why did the baker quit his job? Because he kneaded a break!
36. What did one wall say to another? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
37. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to Colonel Sanders!
38. What do you call a tree that has a lot of friends? A social tree!
39. Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store? To buy an iPatch!
40. What do you call a grape that's really happy? A grape-full!
41. Why did the guitar teacher tell his students to face the music? Because it has the notes they need!
42. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A thesaurus!
43. Why did the snowman go to the desert? To see the sand-man!
44. What do you call a sheep that can sing? A ewe-nique!
45. Why did the vegan break up with the tomato? It was just a little too saucy!
46. What do you call a snail that's really fast? A rocket-snail!
47. Why did the robber use a ladder? Because the bank had high interest rates!
48. What do you call a bird who's always losing things? A tou-can't find!
49. Why did the scarecrow go on a diet? He wanted to improve his straw figure!
50. What do you call a bear that's always on the go? A bear with a sense of ursine-ality!