Visit This Very Large Country
If you go to the southern hemisphere
Then you should visit this very large country
Where you might see people throwing boomerangs
And koalas eat the eucalyptus tree
What country could this be?
Then you should visit this very large country
Where you might see people throwing boomerangs
And koalas eat the eucalyptus tree
What country could this be?
Hint:
Guys That Laugh And Dont Make You Frown
Hint:
I Float Higher
Im something that gets inflated
But I am not a tire
And when Im filled with helium
Let go and I float higher
What am I?
But I am not a tire
And when Im filled with helium
Let go and I float higher
What am I?
Hint:
String Race Riddle
Hint:
Tube Of Glue Riddle
Hint:
Foot Tall King Ridldle
Hint:
Getting To The Ocean
Hint:
Two Brothers Riddle
Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear,
All day we are bitterly pressed;
Yet this we will say, we are full all the day
And empty when we go to rest.
What are we?
All day we are bitterly pressed;
Yet this we will say, we are full all the day
And empty when we go to rest.
What are we?
Hint: Your burdens are also our burdens, but greater by the measure of you.
Helping You Move Riddle
Im something that helps you move
But I am not a wheel
As Im part of your body
With a sole and a heel
What are they
But I am not a wheel
As Im part of your body
With a sole and a heel
What are they
Hint:
On Display In December
I have numbers on me but Im not a phone
I have several doors but Im not a car
Im on display in December but Im not a nativity scene
Im not seen after Christmas Day but Im not a cookie for Santa
I often contain chocolate but Im not an Easter egg
What am I?
I have several doors but Im not a car
Im on display in December but Im not a nativity scene
Im not seen after Christmas Day but Im not a cookie for Santa
I often contain chocolate but Im not an Easter egg
What am I?
Hint:
Wood King Riddle
Hint:
Sorrow And Happiness
I am your best friend during sorrows and happiness and when you are alone you spend your time with me. I am a?
Hint:
Hard And Soft Riddle
Hint:
Burning Bright Riddles
Hint:
Brown With No Legs
Hint:
Post Your Clean Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Clean Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did the grape say to the watermelon? You're one in a melon!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
4. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
7. What do you call a cat wearing a suit of armor? Sir-Purr!
8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
9. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!
10. Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
11. What do you call a snow monster with a six-pack of abs? An abdominal snowman!
12. Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend? She was a real stretch!
13. What do you call a snowman that can walk on water? Frosty the miracle!
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field!
15. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator!
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
17. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
18. Why did the grapefruit break up with the orange? It could never juice commit!
19. How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill!
20. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
21. What do you call a plant that travels a lot? Fern-Globe!
22. Why do they call it a "beautiful" day? Because "sun-rific" would sound weird!
23. What do you call a bear that's always alone? A single-berry!
24. Why did the gardener quit his job? Because the celery wasn't high enough!
25. How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make a carrot noise!
26. What do you call a dinosaur that's afraid of everything? A scared-asaurus!
27. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
28. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eyed deer!
29. Why did the chicken join the band? To make some drum-sticks!
30. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A con-descending!
31. Why did the sushi break up with the soy sauce? It was too salty!
32. What do you call a crocodile that never gets sick? An immune-dial!
33. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
34. What do you call a horse that can play the piano? A pian-equine!
35. Why did the baker quit his job? Because he kneaded a break!
36. What did one wall say to another? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
37. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to Colonel Sanders!
38. What do you call a tree that has a lot of friends? A social tree!
39. Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store? To buy an iPatch!
40. What do you call a grape that's really happy? A grape-full!
41. Why did the guitar teacher tell his students to face the music? Because it has the notes they need!
42. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A thesaurus!
43. Why did the snowman go to the desert? To see the sand-man!
44. What do you call a sheep that can sing? A ewe-nique!
45. Why did the vegan break up with the tomato? It was just a little too saucy!
46. What do you call a snail that's really fast? A rocket-snail!
47. Why did the robber use a ladder? Because the bank had high interest rates!
48. What do you call a bird who's always losing things? A tou-can't find!
49. Why did the scarecrow go on a diet? He wanted to improve his straw figure!
50. What do you call a bear that's always on the go? A bear with a sense of ursine-ality!
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did the grape say to the watermelon? You're one in a melon!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
4. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
7. What do you call a cat wearing a suit of armor? Sir-Purr!
8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
9. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!
10. Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
11. What do you call a snow monster with a six-pack of abs? An abdominal snowman!
12. Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend? She was a real stretch!
13. What do you call a snowman that can walk on water? Frosty the miracle!
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field!
15. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator!
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
17. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
18. Why did the grapefruit break up with the orange? It could never juice commit!
19. How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill!
20. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
21. What do you call a plant that travels a lot? Fern-Globe!
22. Why do they call it a "beautiful" day? Because "sun-rific" would sound weird!
23. What do you call a bear that's always alone? A single-berry!
24. Why did the gardener quit his job? Because the celery wasn't high enough!
25. How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make a carrot noise!
26. What do you call a dinosaur that's afraid of everything? A scared-asaurus!
27. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
28. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eyed deer!
29. Why did the chicken join the band? To make some drum-sticks!
30. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A con-descending!
31. Why did the sushi break up with the soy sauce? It was too salty!
32. What do you call a crocodile that never gets sick? An immune-dial!
33. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
34. What do you call a horse that can play the piano? A pian-equine!
35. Why did the baker quit his job? Because he kneaded a break!
36. What did one wall say to another? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
37. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to Colonel Sanders!
38. What do you call a tree that has a lot of friends? A social tree!
39. Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store? To buy an iPatch!
40. What do you call a grape that's really happy? A grape-full!
41. Why did the guitar teacher tell his students to face the music? Because it has the notes they need!
42. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A thesaurus!
43. Why did the snowman go to the desert? To see the sand-man!
44. What do you call a sheep that can sing? A ewe-nique!
45. Why did the vegan break up with the tomato? It was just a little too saucy!
46. What do you call a snail that's really fast? A rocket-snail!
47. Why did the robber use a ladder? Because the bank had high interest rates!
48. What do you call a bird who's always losing things? A tou-can't find!
49. Why did the scarecrow go on a diet? He wanted to improve his straw figure!
50. What do you call a bear that's always on the go? A bear with a sense of ursine-ality!