Post Your Country Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Country Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the farmer plant cheerios? Because he wanted a-corny harvest!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. How does a farmer count his cows? With a cowculator!
4. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy!
5. How does a redneck become a millionaire? First, they start as a billionaire, and then they buy a hunting cabin!
6. Why did the chicken join a country band? She wanted to play the eggs and banjo!
7. What do you call a farmer who is also a magician? A hocus-cropper!
8. What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? It’s an udder disaster!
9. Why do country folks love playing cards? They like to have a wild joker in their hand!
10. Why do Texans prefer longhorn cattle? They always want to have a steer-ing contest!
11. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sic band!
12. Why do farmers always wear boots? They want to be rooted in the soil!
13. Why did the chatty cow get in trouble with the farmer? She kept spilling the beans!
14. What do you call a sheep that is always singing? A ewe-nique vocalist!
15. Why did the cowboy refuse to swim in the lake? He didn’t want to rustle the water!
16. What’s the best way to hear some country music? Just tune your tractor radio!
17. Why did the farmer paint black spots on his cows? He wanted a dairy spot-acular!
18. What do you call a horse that can’t run anymore? Glue-ten free!
19. Why do they call it a "western" omelette? Because it usually includes a side of home-on-the-range fries!
20. Why do cowboys always wear hats? They’re afraid of losing their heads in the heat!
21. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A gobble-tar player!
22. Why don’t cowgirls like to fall in love? They don’t want to get bucked off their emotions!
23. Why did the country singer get into trouble with the law? He was caught stealing Nashville-pkin pies!
24. What do you call a chicken in cowboy boots? A boot-scootin’ chick-a-dee!
25. Why do farmers hate to visit the dentist? They always have to deal with root vegetables!
26. What do you call a pig that can sing opera? The pork-a-donna!
27. Why did the farmer switch to organic farming? He wanted to grow a-corn that was pesticide-free!
28. Why do horses love running so much? They’re always chasing after carrots on a stick!
29. What do you call a rhinestone cowboy who doesn’t sparkle? A plain old horse rider!
30. Why did the cow cross the road? To prove she wasn’t a chicken!
31. What do you call a cowboy who can’t ride a horse? A buckle bunny!
32. Why did the cowboy take up jogging? He wanted to run into some calf love!
33. Why do country folk always have BBQ for dinner? They’re always hog-wild about meat!
34. What do you call the most talented horse of all time? The galloping Nostradamus!
35. Why did the hillbilly buy a watermelon? He wanted to seed how it tasted!
36. What do you call a goat that only eats food scraps? A scraps-goat!
37. Why don’t cowboys drink fancy tea? They prefer to have their lassos unsweet-tea’d!
38. What do you call a cow that does yoga? A moo-jay!
39. Why do farmers love to make puns? They’re always trying to keep their sense of har-har-vesty!
40. What’s a farm animal’s favorite type of cheese? Moozarella!
41. Why did the farmer rent a helicopter? He wanted to see his com-bine from above!
42. What do you call a frog that sings country songs? A croaky-tonk singer!
43. Why did the girl lose her earring on the farm? She got pig-tured doing a cartwheel!
44. What do you call a sheep who is a fashion model? A Ram-ona Lisa!
45. Why is a horse never bored? They’re always finding ways to stirrup some fun!
46. What do you say to a rooster when it crows at dawn? Morning cock-a-doodle-doo!
47. Why does the farmer do math problems in his head? He doesn’t want his cy-cows off balance!
48. What did the cow say to the farmer who wanted to milk her? "Dairy you come back later?"
49. Why did the cowboy move to Montana? He was saddle up with the scenery!
50. What goes "tick-tock, moo, tick-tock, moo?" A cow watch!
1. Why did the farmer plant cheerios? Because he wanted a-corny harvest!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. How does a farmer count his cows? With a cowculator!
4. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy!
5. How does a redneck become a millionaire? First, they start as a billionaire, and then they buy a hunting cabin!
6. Why did the chicken join a country band? She wanted to play the eggs and banjo!
7. What do you call a farmer who is also a magician? A hocus-cropper!
8. What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? It’s an udder disaster!
9. Why do country folks love playing cards? They like to have a wild joker in their hand!
10. Why do Texans prefer longhorn cattle? They always want to have a steer-ing contest!
11. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sic band!
12. Why do farmers always wear boots? They want to be rooted in the soil!
13. Why did the chatty cow get in trouble with the farmer? She kept spilling the beans!
14. What do you call a sheep that is always singing? A ewe-nique vocalist!
15. Why did the cowboy refuse to swim in the lake? He didn’t want to rustle the water!
16. What’s the best way to hear some country music? Just tune your tractor radio!
17. Why did the farmer paint black spots on his cows? He wanted a dairy spot-acular!
18. What do you call a horse that can’t run anymore? Glue-ten free!
19. Why do they call it a "western" omelette? Because it usually includes a side of home-on-the-range fries!
20. Why do cowboys always wear hats? They’re afraid of losing their heads in the heat!
21. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A gobble-tar player!
22. Why don’t cowgirls like to fall in love? They don’t want to get bucked off their emotions!
23. Why did the country singer get into trouble with the law? He was caught stealing Nashville-pkin pies!
24. What do you call a chicken in cowboy boots? A boot-scootin’ chick-a-dee!
25. Why do farmers hate to visit the dentist? They always have to deal with root vegetables!
26. What do you call a pig that can sing opera? The pork-a-donna!
27. Why did the farmer switch to organic farming? He wanted to grow a-corn that was pesticide-free!
28. Why do horses love running so much? They’re always chasing after carrots on a stick!
29. What do you call a rhinestone cowboy who doesn’t sparkle? A plain old horse rider!
30. Why did the cow cross the road? To prove she wasn’t a chicken!
31. What do you call a cowboy who can’t ride a horse? A buckle bunny!
32. Why did the cowboy take up jogging? He wanted to run into some calf love!
33. Why do country folk always have BBQ for dinner? They’re always hog-wild about meat!
34. What do you call the most talented horse of all time? The galloping Nostradamus!
35. Why did the hillbilly buy a watermelon? He wanted to seed how it tasted!
36. What do you call a goat that only eats food scraps? A scraps-goat!
37. Why don’t cowboys drink fancy tea? They prefer to have their lassos unsweet-tea’d!
38. What do you call a cow that does yoga? A moo-jay!
39. Why do farmers love to make puns? They’re always trying to keep their sense of har-har-vesty!
40. What’s a farm animal’s favorite type of cheese? Moozarella!
41. Why did the farmer rent a helicopter? He wanted to see his com-bine from above!
42. What do you call a frog that sings country songs? A croaky-tonk singer!
43. Why did the girl lose her earring on the farm? She got pig-tured doing a cartwheel!
44. What do you call a sheep who is a fashion model? A Ram-ona Lisa!
45. Why is a horse never bored? They’re always finding ways to stirrup some fun!
46. What do you say to a rooster when it crows at dawn? Morning cock-a-doodle-doo!
47. Why does the farmer do math problems in his head? He doesn’t want his cy-cows off balance!
48. What did the cow say to the farmer who wanted to milk her? "Dairy you come back later?"
49. Why did the cowboy move to Montana? He was saddle up with the scenery!
50. What goes "tick-tock, moo, tick-tock, moo?" A cow watch!