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1. Why did the elephant break up with his girlfriend? She tried to take away his trunk and all he wanted was a little "tusk and love".

2. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino (I don't know)!

3. Why did the elephant get a black eye? Because he got into a trunk fight with his best friend!

4. What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that thing?!"

5. Why did the elephant go on vacation? He needed a little "tusking" break!

6. Why did the elephant wear sunglasses? To hide his giant "tusks"!

7. What do you call an elephant that never forgets to laugh? A jolly elephant!

8. Why did the elephant go to the doctor? He was feeling a little "tusky"!

9. What's an elephant's favorite vegetable? Tusk-anini!

10. Why did the elephant refused to play cards? He was afraid of the trump!

11. Why did the elephant not like his new job? He was working for "peanuts"!

12. What do you call an elephant who's always on time? Punctual pachyderm!

13. Why did the elephant wear a back pack? Because he was going to "trunk school"!

14. What does an elephant say when he bumps into a tree? "Excuse me, but I'm not going to roll over and "tusk" my luck again!"

15. Why did the elephant hide in the refrigerator? To keep away from the "warm-mints"!

16. What do you call an elephant that can play musical instruments? A bandy animal!

17. Why did the elephant win the race? Because he had a trunk full of energy!

18. What did the elephant say when he heard the joke about the other animal? "That's irrelephant"!

19. What do you call an elephant that can balance on one leg? A circus-elephant!

20. Why did the elephant need a pillow for his trunk? He wanted to "tusk" himself to sleep!

21. What's an elephant's favorite type of music? Trunk n' roll!

22. Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the "tuskery" store!

23. What do you call an elephant that's always playing tricks? A "tusk"-ster!

24. Why did the elephant go to the dentist? To get a "tusk"-aid shot!

25. What do you call an elephant that is always happy? A "trunk" full of joy!

26. Why did the elephant go on a diet? He wanted to limit his "tusk-a-tive" thoughts!

27. What do you call an elephant that's a great driver? A "trunkard"!

28. Why did the elephant never get bored on a long car ride? He always had his "trunk" to keep him entertained!

29. What do you call an elephant who's always been swimming? A "trunk-Oh"!

30. Why did the elephant never get lost in the forest? He had a "tus-k-map"!

31. What do you call an elephant in high heels? Stunning and "tusk"-seting!

32. Why did the elephant break out of jail? He just couldn't be "tusk"-ed!

33. Why did the elephant go to the ball game? He wanted to be part of the "tusk team"!

34. What do you call an elephant that's always working hard? A "trunk"load of diligence!

35. Why did the elephant get into a fight with the giraffe? Because they were at "tusk" and neck level!

36. Why did the elephant refuse to dance to the new song? He didn't like the "tusk-en cha-cha"!

37. What do you call an elephant with a guitar? A musical "trunk-eteer"!

38. Why did the elephant wish he could fly? Because he was "tusk" a little bored on the ground!

39. What do you call an elephant that's always late? A "trunk"-y old thing!

40. Why did the elephant refuse to eat the new food his keeper gave him? It was "tusk-tastic"!

41. What do you call an elephant that's always been around the world? A "tusk-ing" adventurer!

42. Why did the elephant run away from the zoo? He wanted to be a "tusk-ranger"!

43. Why did the elephant get a ticket from the police? He was "tusk-driving" too fast!

44. What do you call an elephant that's always been a great athlete? A "trunk" in the making!

45. Why did the elephant refuse to take a bath? He wanted to keep his "tusk-natural" smell!

46. What do you call an elephant that's always been very agile? A acrobat-phant!

47. Why did the elephant refuse to help out at the zoo carnival? Because he didn't want to be "tusk-ed" for anything!

48. Why did the elephant refuse to have dinner with his friends? He was "tusk-terical" and couldn't stop laughing!

49. What do you call an elephant that's always been magical? A "tusker of the light"!

50. Why did the elephant go to the doctor with a sore trunk? Because he was suffering from "tuskyphobia"!
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