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1. Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to split.



2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.



3. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.



4. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.



5. Why did the pencil cross the playground? To get to the sharpener.



6. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.



7. Why did the snowman go to school? To learn snow-cial studies.



8. What do you call a dinosaur with a long vocabulary? A Thesaurus.



9. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.



10. Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.



11. How did the math book get into trouble? It saw too many problems.



12. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.



13. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.



14. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.



15. What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline? Milkshakes.



16. Why did the frog call the insurance company? He had a jump in his car.



17. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.



18. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.



19. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.



20. How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs.



21. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.



22. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.



23. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.



24. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.



25. Why did the sea monster eat five ships carrying potatoes? No one knows, but he said he wanted to keep his eyes peeled.



26. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they'd be bagels.



27. Why don't sheep go to school? They already know their ewe-nique.



28. What has a bottom at the top? Your legs.



29. What do you give a pig that's feeling unwell? Some oink-ment.



30. What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do? Your name.



31. Why don’t cats play poker in the wild west? Because there are too many cheetahs.



32. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.



33. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.



34. What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!



35. What would happen if the world ran out of ink? We'd have to think outside of the pen.



36. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.



37. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.



38. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.



39. Why did the dog go to the vet? He was feeling ruff.



40. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.



41. How do you organize a space party? You planet.



42. Why wasn't the geometry book invited to the party? It was too square.



43. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.



44. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A Moo-sical band.



45. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side of the road.



46. What do you get when you cross a koala and a lizard? A koalizard.



47. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.



48. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.



49. Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snow bank.



50. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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