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Mystery Hunting Riddle

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Lice
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100 Birds

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All of the birds flew away from the tree.
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3 Men Hunting

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It was Halloween night and they were dressed up as deer.
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Bird And A Hunter

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The gun is 9 metres long.
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Three Hunters Riddle

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They didn't really pay $9 each, remember? The bell-boy was too lazy to add up the actual sum that they would pay. They reeeally payed about a $8.66 each. So $8.66 times the three of them equals about $25, plus the $5 in the bell-boys equals $30
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Deer And A Midget Witch Riddle

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One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
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1. Why did the deer break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always fawning over him.

2. What do you get when you cross a snake and a hunting dog? A poison retriever.

3. What did the hunter say when his wife asked him if he wanted dinner? "I'll grab something buck-eyed."

4. Why did the elk go to the gym? To work on his antlers.

5. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!

6. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.

7. What do you call a deer detective? A venison investigator.

8. Why do hunters make terrible doctors? They can't stop shooting for the life of them!

9. What did the squirrel say to the hunter? "Acorn-y one of these days, you'll get me."

10. What do you call a deer that can sing? A harmonica!

11. Why do they call it a buck? Because it can't doe anything else.

12. Why did the hunter shoot the tree? He thought it was an oak-ward.

13. What do you call a group of ducks that are really good at math? Quackademics.

14. What do hunters call their jackets? Their game of thrones.

15. Why did the buck go to the psychic? To get his antlers trimmed.

16. What's the difference between a hunter and a couch? One's always seeking his prey, the other is preying on his seat.

17. What do you get when you cross a hunting dog and a ghost? A howling poltergeist.

18. Why did the hunter get lost in the woods? Because he couldn't "bear" to leave.

19. What do you call a hunting trip where no one catches anything? A wildlife vacation.

20. Why did the deer cross the road? To prove that he wasn't all doe-eyed.

21. What's the best thing about hunting with a group of vegans? They'll only shoot with a camera.

22. Why did the elk take up yoga? To become more centered.

23. What do you call a deer that can pick locks? A con-deer-tor.

24. What did the hunter say when he saw a group of ducks flying backwards? He said, "Well that's just quack-ward."

25. Why did the hunter wear a camouflage hat? So he wouldn't be spotted.

26. What do you call two deer playing hide and seek? Keep-an-eye-on.

27. Why was the hunter always a good liar? He was always bucking the truth.

28. What do you get when you cross a hunter with a surfer? A board-hunter.

29. Why did the deer get a ticket? He was caught "doe-ing" something illegal.

30. What do you call a bear that's really good at math? An alge-bear-a.

31. Why did the hunter bring a ladder to the woods? To reach new heights.

32. Why do hunters wear orange vest? It's the new black for deer season.

33. What do you call a deer that's really into politics? A bucking voter.

34. Why did the hunter bring a compass and a flashlight to the woods? Because he was lost in the "dark" ages.

35. What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? One catches on land, the other catches in sea.

36. Why did the deer go to the bar? To get a shot.

37. What do you call a snake that goes hunting? A slither-hunter.

38. Why did the hunter's wife leave him? Because he only had eyes for his scopes.

39. Why did the deer go to the dermatologist? Because he had a lot of fawn spots.

40. What do you call a hunter that only hunts on Halloween? A trick-or-treater.

41. Why did the turkey cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

42. What do you call a deer that's really good at basketball? Bambi Bryant.

43. Why did the hunter join a choir? Because he wanted to be a sup-huntor.

44. What do you call a group of hunters who are always on time? A punctual posse.

45. Why did the deer refuse to play poker? He was afraid of the "buck".

46. What do you call a hunter who likes to dance? A ball-huntor.

47. Why did the hunter always carry a baseball bat with him? In case he needed to strike out.

48. What do you call a crouching deer? A low doe-er.

49. Why did the turkey go to the gym? To get strong enough to fly for Thanksgiving.

50. What do you call a group of bears that are really good at math? Grizzly statistics.
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