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Rude Riddles
Rude riddles are any type of puzzle or question that offer a rude or offensive answer. These puzzles are often filled with humor, and relate to everyday experiences such as marriage, love, break-ups, being broke, and so on. Essentially these joke filled brain teasers are for total enjoyment and fun.

At Riddles and Answers our staff has searched high and low for the rudest riddles around. Want to know what a Christmas Tree and priest have in common? Or what a woman with one leg is called? Then these hilarious and offensive riddles are just for you!

Due to the adult nature of some of these riddles, we must advise any person under 18 to read this page with parental approval only.

Wont Stop Yelling Riddle

Hint:
Her mouth
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A Sorority Girl On Friday The 13th

Hint:
Nothing. She's the first to go.
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Deer And A Midget Witch Riddle

Hint:
One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
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Police Money Riddle

Hint:
In piggy banks.
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Princess Diana And French Wine Riddle

Hint:
They both came from France in a wooden box.
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Dirty Dwarfs Riddle

Hint:
Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho."
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Disneyland In China Riddle

Hint:
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
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Rectal Thermometer Riddle

Hint:
She was taught in nursing school to always look for her patients best side.
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Parking Spot Women Riddle

Hint:
Because all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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Lava Lamp Men Riddle

Hint:
Because they are fun to look at, but not very bright.
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Facebook Loners Riddle

Hint:
Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!
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The Perfect Husband Riddle

Hint:
One who keeps his mouth shut and his checkbook open!
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Flying Pig And A Politician Riddle

Hint:
The letter F.
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Obama's Two Terms Riddle

Hint:
Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
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Barking At The Door Riddle

Hint:
The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
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Post Your Rude Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Rude Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the tomato turn red with anger? Because it saw the salad dressing squeeze itself all over its baby lettuce leaves.

2. Why did the grape get into a fight with the apple? Because they couldn't agree on whether their juice was going to be fermented or not.

3. Why did the raisin refuse to attend the wine-tasting party? Because it was already feeling too dry.

4. Why did the cucumber get scared in the fridge? Because it saw the dill pickle taking care of business with the other veggies.

5. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a better look at the hot cross bun on the other side.

6. Why did the carrot go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little peckish.

7. Why did the coffee go to the police station? Because it wanted to report a mugging.

8. Why did the lemon get depressed? Because it couldn't find anyone to share its zestful spirit with.

9. Why did the apple get fired from its job? Because it was always trying to squash the competition.

10. What did one bean say to another bean? "Let's get out of this can. It's pretty humid in here."
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