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1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
2. Why do elephants never use computers? Because they're afraid of mice.
3. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
6. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they're two-tired.
7. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
8. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
9. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
11. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
13. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
14. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits.
15. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator.
16. What do you tell someone who's afraid of elevators? Just take it one step at a time.
17. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
19. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
20. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
21. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumbly.
22. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
23. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
24. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
25. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up pants.
26. What do you call the world's worst football team? The fumblers.
27. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.
28. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
29. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
30. Why did the chicken join a band? To play the drum-sticks.
31. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
32. Why don't birds go to school? Because they already know how to tweet.
33. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
34. Why did the grapefruit stop rolling? Because it ran out of juice.
35. Why was the broom late? It swept in.
36. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
37. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems to resolve.
38. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
39. Why did the cookie get mad at its roommate? Because it took up too much counter space.
40. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
41. Why did the police officers go to the grocery store? They were looking for salad suspects.
42. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.
43. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
44. How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buck-an-ear.
45. Why did the man bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to climb the social ladder.
46. What do you say to comfort a constipated banana? "Everything will turn out all right."
47. Why don't oysters share their pearls? They're shellfish.
48. What do you call a cow that's just given birth? De-calf-inated.
49. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
50. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
2. Why do elephants never use computers? Because they're afraid of mice.
3. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
6. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they're two-tired.
7. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
8. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
9. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
11. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
13. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
14. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits.
15. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator.
16. What do you tell someone who's afraid of elevators? Just take it one step at a time.
17. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
19. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
20. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
21. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumbly.
22. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
23. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
24. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
25. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up pants.
26. What do you call the world's worst football team? The fumblers.
27. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.
28. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
29. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
30. Why did the chicken join a band? To play the drum-sticks.
31. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
32. Why don't birds go to school? Because they already know how to tweet.
33. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
34. Why did the grapefruit stop rolling? Because it ran out of juice.
35. Why was the broom late? It swept in.
36. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.
37. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems to resolve.
38. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
39. Why did the cookie get mad at its roommate? Because it took up too much counter space.
40. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
41. Why did the police officers go to the grocery store? They were looking for salad suspects.
42. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.
43. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
44. How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buck-an-ear.
45. Why did the man bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to climb the social ladder.
46. What do you say to comfort a constipated banana? "Everything will turn out all right."
47. Why don't oysters share their pearls? They're shellfish.
48. What do you call a cow that's just given birth? De-calf-inated.
49. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
50. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.