Post Your Key Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Key Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a key that loves to sing? A melo-key!
2. Why did the key go to the doctor? It had a lock-jaw!
3. What does a key say to a door when it's not working? "I'm sorry, I'll try to lock it up"
4. How many locksmiths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just need to unlock the socket!
5. Why do keys love nature walks? They get to take in all the scenery through their key-holes!
6. Why did the key get locked up by the police? It got caught up in a lock-down!
7. What do you call a key that just won't stay put? A rogue-key!
8. Why did the key get lost in the woods? It was trying to find the key to survival!
9. What do you call a key that's quick on its feet? A swift-key!
10. Why did the key refuse to work on the weekends? It needed some key-rest!
11. What do you call a key that likes to party? A jolly-key!
12. Why did the key break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a lock-out!
13. What do you call a key that's too hot to handle? A flame-key!
14. Why did the key keep hitting the snooze button? It was having a key-sleepover!
15. What do you call a key that always gets lost in translation? A foreign-key!
16. Why did the key change its name to John? It wanted to unlock new horizons!
17. What do you call a key that's always out of place? A mis-key!
18. Why did the key refuse to work with the new door? It didn't want to be a door-mate!
19. What do you call a key that loves to shop? A key-chain!
20. Why did the key refuse to unlock the door to the bakery? It was on a key-to-diet!
21. What do you call a key that loves sports? A key-player!
22. Why did the key get scolded by the teacher? It kept unlocking the wrong answers!
23. What do you call a key that's always irritable? A cranky-key!
24. Why did the key get kicked out of the music class? It could only play key-minor!
25. What do you call a key that's always second-guessing itself? An unsure-key!
26. Why did the key refuse to work with the faulty lock? It didn't want to be an accomplice to a lock-smithery!
27. What do you call a key that's obsessed with cleanliness? A hygienic-key!
28. Why did the key decide to run for office? It wanted to unlock new policies!
29. What do you call a key that loves to take shortcuts? A sharp-key!
30. Why did the key refuse to open the door at night? It preferred daylight key-bing!
31. What do you call a key that loves to play the piano? A musical-key!
32. Why did the key move to the city? It wanted to unlock urban living!
33. What do you call a key that loves to write? A key-note!
34. Why did the key refuse to work with a rude lock? It wanted to unlock kindness!
35. What do you call a key that loves to read? A book-key!
36. Why did the key refuse to work with the old lock? It didn't want to be key-flawed!
37. What do you call a key that loves horror movies? A spooky-key!
38. Why did the key decide to climb the mountain? It wanted to unlock new heights!
39. What do you call a key that's always behind schedule? A slow-key!
40. Why did the key get jealous of the lock? It always got the key-attention!
41. What do you call a key that's always in a hurry? A speed-key!
42. Why did the key go to school? It wanted to unlock new knowledge!
43. What do you call a key that's always forgetful? A memory-key!
44. Why did the key move to the beach? It wanted to unlock coastal living!
45. What do you call a key that's always breaking? A flawed-key!
46. Why did the key get thrown out of the classroom? It kept unlocking new questions!
47. What do you call a key that loves to dance? A move-key!
48. Why did the key refuse to work with the old rusty lock? It didn't want to unlock the past!
49. What do you call a key that's always happy? A jolly-key!
50. Why did the key decide to take up yoga? It wanted to unlock inner peace!
1. What do you call a key that loves to sing? A melo-key!
2. Why did the key go to the doctor? It had a lock-jaw!
3. What does a key say to a door when it's not working? "I'm sorry, I'll try to lock it up"
4. How many locksmiths does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just need to unlock the socket!
5. Why do keys love nature walks? They get to take in all the scenery through their key-holes!
6. Why did the key get locked up by the police? It got caught up in a lock-down!
7. What do you call a key that just won't stay put? A rogue-key!
8. Why did the key get lost in the woods? It was trying to find the key to survival!
9. What do you call a key that's quick on its feet? A swift-key!
10. Why did the key refuse to work on the weekends? It needed some key-rest!
11. What do you call a key that likes to party? A jolly-key!
12. Why did the key break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a lock-out!
13. What do you call a key that's too hot to handle? A flame-key!
14. Why did the key keep hitting the snooze button? It was having a key-sleepover!
15. What do you call a key that always gets lost in translation? A foreign-key!
16. Why did the key change its name to John? It wanted to unlock new horizons!
17. What do you call a key that's always out of place? A mis-key!
18. Why did the key refuse to work with the new door? It didn't want to be a door-mate!
19. What do you call a key that loves to shop? A key-chain!
20. Why did the key refuse to unlock the door to the bakery? It was on a key-to-diet!
21. What do you call a key that loves sports? A key-player!
22. Why did the key get scolded by the teacher? It kept unlocking the wrong answers!
23. What do you call a key that's always irritable? A cranky-key!
24. Why did the key get kicked out of the music class? It could only play key-minor!
25. What do you call a key that's always second-guessing itself? An unsure-key!
26. Why did the key refuse to work with the faulty lock? It didn't want to be an accomplice to a lock-smithery!
27. What do you call a key that's obsessed with cleanliness? A hygienic-key!
28. Why did the key decide to run for office? It wanted to unlock new policies!
29. What do you call a key that loves to take shortcuts? A sharp-key!
30. Why did the key refuse to open the door at night? It preferred daylight key-bing!
31. What do you call a key that loves to play the piano? A musical-key!
32. Why did the key move to the city? It wanted to unlock urban living!
33. What do you call a key that loves to write? A key-note!
34. Why did the key refuse to work with a rude lock? It wanted to unlock kindness!
35. What do you call a key that loves to read? A book-key!
36. Why did the key refuse to work with the old lock? It didn't want to be key-flawed!
37. What do you call a key that loves horror movies? A spooky-key!
38. Why did the key decide to climb the mountain? It wanted to unlock new heights!
39. What do you call a key that's always behind schedule? A slow-key!
40. Why did the key get jealous of the lock? It always got the key-attention!
41. What do you call a key that's always in a hurry? A speed-key!
42. Why did the key go to school? It wanted to unlock new knowledge!
43. What do you call a key that's always forgetful? A memory-key!
44. Why did the key move to the beach? It wanted to unlock coastal living!
45. What do you call a key that's always breaking? A flawed-key!
46. Why did the key get thrown out of the classroom? It kept unlocking new questions!
47. What do you call a key that loves to dance? A move-key!
48. Why did the key refuse to work with the old rusty lock? It didn't want to unlock the past!
49. What do you call a key that's always happy? A jolly-key!
50. Why did the key decide to take up yoga? It wanted to unlock inner peace!