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Cakes And Knives
Hint:
Found In A Kitchen Riddle
I have a handle but Im not a car door
Im found in a kitchen but Im not a cupboard door
I sometimes spread things but Im not a sneeze
Im used to cut things but Im not a pair of scissors
I have a blade but Im not grass
Im found in a kitchen but Im not a cupboard door
I sometimes spread things but Im not a sneeze
Im used to cut things but Im not a pair of scissors
I have a blade but Im not grass
Hint:
Cutting Your Food Riddle
If you open a kitchen drawer
This is something that you might see
Smaller ones are used to cut your food
And larger ones to carve turkey
What is it?
This is something that you might see
Smaller ones are used to cut your food
And larger ones to carve turkey
What is it?
Hint:
Made For Pockets Riddle
There is one thats made for pockets
And one thats especially for steaks
Theres one to spread peanut butter
And a large one to cut wedding cakes
What is this?
And one thats especially for steaks
Theres one to spread peanut butter
And a large one to cut wedding cakes
What is this?
Hint:
A Piece Of Silverware
Im something in your kitchen
Although I am not a cup
Im a piece of silverware
Used to cut all your food up
Im a?
Although I am not a cup
Im a piece of silverware
Used to cut all your food up
Im a?
Hint:
The Backstabber
Hint:
A Sharp Item
Because this item is sharp
You shouldnt give it a lickin
You use it to cut up food
And sometimes to carve a chicken
What could it be?
You shouldnt give it a lickin
You use it to cut up food
And sometimes to carve a chicken
What could it be?
Hint:
Stabbed In The Leg Riddle
Let's say you are being stabbed in the leg by a knife constantly. What do you do to stop getting stabbed?
Hint:
Stop saying it.
Get it?
Let's SAY "you are being stabbed in the leg by a knife" constantly. So if you stop saying it, you won't be stabbed anymore...? Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
Get it?
Let's SAY "you are being stabbed in the leg by a knife" constantly. So if you stop saying it, you won't be stabbed anymore...? Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
Weep Beside Me
Hint:
Post Your Knife Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Knife Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a knife that always wins at poker? A sharp player.
2. What did the butter knife say to the bread? Let's spread love together.
3. Why did the butcher quit his job? He just couldn't cut it anymore.
4. Where do you take a dull knife for a makeover? To a sharpener image consultant.
5. How do you catch a fish with a knife? You poke outside in the water until it gets hooked.
6. Why was the chef happy with his new knife? It was a real slice of heaven.
7. How do you know a knife is really sharp? It can cut through a tomato without leaving a mark.
8. What do you call a knife that's always in a good mood? A cheerful chopper.
9. What's a knife's favorite Beatles song? "I Saw Her Standing There".
10. How do you make a knife laugh? You sharpen its sense of humor.
11. Why did the knife take acting lessons? So it could play a sharp character in a movie.
12. What do you call a giant knife? A machete-normous.
13. What did the knife say to the chopping board? I love our connection. We always make a cut.
14. Why did the knife decide to stay home on Halloween? It didn't want to be mistaken for a costume.
15. How do you know if a knife is a vegetarian? It always wants to make a clean cut.
16. What's a knife's favorite body part? The blade bone.
17. How do you calm down an angry knife? Tell it to take a chill-pillow.
18. What do you call two knives that just got married? A slice of life.
19. Why did the knife party end early? Someone brought a butter spreader and things got sticky.
20. What do you call a knife that always sings the wrong lyrics? A sharpshooter.
21. Why was the paring knife tired after a long day? It had too much to peel.
22. What did the chef say to the knife that always cut vegetables perfectly? You're a cut above the rest.
23. How do you apologize to a knife you accidentally dropped? Say sorry and offer to give it a good sharpening.
24. Why was the chef thrilled with his new knife set? It was a real game-changer.
25. What do you call a knife that's always nervous? A jittery jagger.
26. How do you make a knife float? You add a buttery knife to it.
27. Why did the chef refuse to use an old knife? It was not his sharp taste.
28. What do you call a knife that constantly brags about its sharpness? A boastful blade.
29. What did the knife say to the fork during dinner? We make a great pair.
30. How do you make a knife blush? You give it a handle to hold.
31. Why did the knife attend therapy? It was struggling to deal with a past slicing incident.
32. How do you comfort a knife that's chipped? You pat its blade and say it's still sharp.
33. What's a knife's favorite time of the day? Sharpening hour.
34. Why did the knife fall in love with the rolling pin? It was smitten by its curves.
35. What do you call a knife with a photographic memory? A razor sharp retention.
36. How do you cheer up a depressed knife? You give it a new edge.
37. Why did the knife feel lonely? It wasn't getting enough cuts.
38. What do you call a knife that only works on Sundays? A Sabbath slicer.
39. How do you make a dull knife sharp? You give it a blunt makeover.
40. What did the knife say to the frying pan? Let's heat things up.
41. Why did the knife become a fashion model? It loved flaunting its sharp style.
42. How do you make a knife mad? You make fun of its dull siblings.
43. Why was the knife afraid of the spoon? It feared it would get scooped.
44. What do you call a knife that always tells the truth? A blunt honest.
45. How do you teach a knife to behave in a formal setting? You give it etiquette lessons.
46. Why did the knife break up with its fork ex? They weren't cutting it anymore.
47. What's a knife's favorite exercise? Cutting through carbohydrates.
48. How do you make a knife laugh with food? You serve it some hilarious bread.
49. Why did the butter knife get a speeding ticket? It was a reckless spreader.
50. What do you call a knife that's always staring in the mirror? A self-sharpening image.
1. What do you call a knife that always wins at poker? A sharp player.
2. What did the butter knife say to the bread? Let's spread love together.
3. Why did the butcher quit his job? He just couldn't cut it anymore.
4. Where do you take a dull knife for a makeover? To a sharpener image consultant.
5. How do you catch a fish with a knife? You poke outside in the water until it gets hooked.
6. Why was the chef happy with his new knife? It was a real slice of heaven.
7. How do you know a knife is really sharp? It can cut through a tomato without leaving a mark.
8. What do you call a knife that's always in a good mood? A cheerful chopper.
9. What's a knife's favorite Beatles song? "I Saw Her Standing There".
10. How do you make a knife laugh? You sharpen its sense of humor.
11. Why did the knife take acting lessons? So it could play a sharp character in a movie.
12. What do you call a giant knife? A machete-normous.
13. What did the knife say to the chopping board? I love our connection. We always make a cut.
14. Why did the knife decide to stay home on Halloween? It didn't want to be mistaken for a costume.
15. How do you know if a knife is a vegetarian? It always wants to make a clean cut.
16. What's a knife's favorite body part? The blade bone.
17. How do you calm down an angry knife? Tell it to take a chill-pillow.
18. What do you call two knives that just got married? A slice of life.
19. Why did the knife party end early? Someone brought a butter spreader and things got sticky.
20. What do you call a knife that always sings the wrong lyrics? A sharpshooter.
21. Why was the paring knife tired after a long day? It had too much to peel.
22. What did the chef say to the knife that always cut vegetables perfectly? You're a cut above the rest.
23. How do you apologize to a knife you accidentally dropped? Say sorry and offer to give it a good sharpening.
24. Why was the chef thrilled with his new knife set? It was a real game-changer.
25. What do you call a knife that's always nervous? A jittery jagger.
26. How do you make a knife float? You add a buttery knife to it.
27. Why did the chef refuse to use an old knife? It was not his sharp taste.
28. What do you call a knife that constantly brags about its sharpness? A boastful blade.
29. What did the knife say to the fork during dinner? We make a great pair.
30. How do you make a knife blush? You give it a handle to hold.
31. Why did the knife attend therapy? It was struggling to deal with a past slicing incident.
32. How do you comfort a knife that's chipped? You pat its blade and say it's still sharp.
33. What's a knife's favorite time of the day? Sharpening hour.
34. Why did the knife fall in love with the rolling pin? It was smitten by its curves.
35. What do you call a knife with a photographic memory? A razor sharp retention.
36. How do you cheer up a depressed knife? You give it a new edge.
37. Why did the knife feel lonely? It wasn't getting enough cuts.
38. What do you call a knife that only works on Sundays? A Sabbath slicer.
39. How do you make a dull knife sharp? You give it a blunt makeover.
40. What did the knife say to the frying pan? Let's heat things up.
41. Why did the knife become a fashion model? It loved flaunting its sharp style.
42. How do you make a knife mad? You make fun of its dull siblings.
43. Why was the knife afraid of the spoon? It feared it would get scooped.
44. What do you call a knife that always tells the truth? A blunt honest.
45. How do you teach a knife to behave in a formal setting? You give it etiquette lessons.
46. Why did the knife break up with its fork ex? They weren't cutting it anymore.
47. What's a knife's favorite exercise? Cutting through carbohydrates.
48. How do you make a knife laugh with food? You serve it some hilarious bread.
49. Why did the butter knife get a speeding ticket? It was a reckless spreader.
50. What do you call a knife that's always staring in the mirror? A self-sharpening image.