Post Your London Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever London Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a street performer in London? A Big Ben Busker!
2. Why did the Londoner go to the sushi restaurant? Because he wanted to try some Thames rolls!
3. Why did the baker visit Buckingham Palace? He wanted to make the queen some royally delicious scones!
4. What did the London detective say when the criminal escaped on a double-decker bus? "Looks like we've got a London bus-jacker on our hands!"
5. Why did the Londoner bring a map to the pub? So he could have his London ale and drink it too!
6. Why did the Londoner refuse to take the tube during rush hour? He didn't want to get lost in the London shuffle!
7. Why did the London business man refuse to wear his suit to work? He didn't want to become a Thames suit!
8. Why was the Londoner always out of breath? He was always running around like a London bridge!
9. You know what they say about London weather? If you don't like it, wait a minute - it's sure to change like the Tower of London!
10. Why did the Londoner keep falling asleep during his job as a security guard? Because all those London "Eyes" were just too hypnotic!
1. What do you call a street performer in London? A Big Ben Busker!
2. Why did the Londoner go to the sushi restaurant? Because he wanted to try some Thames rolls!
3. Why did the baker visit Buckingham Palace? He wanted to make the queen some royally delicious scones!
4. What did the London detective say when the criminal escaped on a double-decker bus? "Looks like we've got a London bus-jacker on our hands!"
5. Why did the Londoner bring a map to the pub? So he could have his London ale and drink it too!
6. Why did the Londoner refuse to take the tube during rush hour? He didn't want to get lost in the London shuffle!
7. Why did the London business man refuse to wear his suit to work? He didn't want to become a Thames suit!
8. Why was the Londoner always out of breath? He was always running around like a London bridge!
9. You know what they say about London weather? If you don't like it, wait a minute - it's sure to change like the Tower of London!
10. Why did the Londoner keep falling asleep during his job as a security guard? Because all those London "Eyes" were just too hypnotic!