Post Your Nerdy Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Nerdy Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the physicist break up with their imaginary girlfriend? He realized he had no potential energy between them.
2. What did the computer say to the programmer at the beach? "Don't forget to catch some C++'s!"
3. Why did the mathematician put their drink in the freezer? They wanted to see if it would lower the drink's imaginary part.
4. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a grape? You can't cross them, they're orthogonal!
5. Why did the programmer quit their job at the orange juice factory? They couldn't concentrate.
6. What did the physicist say to the pancake chef? "Can you give me some quarks with that?"
7. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
8. What did the scientist say when they found a dead battery on the road? "Well, that's just shocking."
9. Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to the party? They heard there was going to be a higher power there.
10. Why did the statistician end up in jail? They accidentally published a false distribution.
1. Why did the physicist break up with their imaginary girlfriend? He realized he had no potential energy between them.
2. What did the computer say to the programmer at the beach? "Don't forget to catch some C++'s!"
3. Why did the mathematician put their drink in the freezer? They wanted to see if it would lower the drink's imaginary part.
4. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a grape? You can't cross them, they're orthogonal!
5. Why did the programmer quit their job at the orange juice factory? They couldn't concentrate.
6. What did the physicist say to the pancake chef? "Can you give me some quarks with that?"
7. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
8. What did the scientist say when they found a dead battery on the road? "Well, that's just shocking."
9. Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to the party? They heard there was going to be a higher power there.
10. Why did the statistician end up in jail? They accidentally published a false distribution.