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1. He walked into the room, and the lamp gave him a light slap on the wrist.
2. The book was feeling blue, so it closed itself up for a while.
3. The clock was ticked off because nobody appreciated its time.
4. The phone was feeling not-so-smart because nobody ever called it.
5. The door was unhinged when it was slammed in its face.
6. The vase was shattered when it heard that it was just a pretty face.
7. The refrigerator was cold-hearted and refused to let go of the milk.
8. The pen was mightier than the sword, but it still had ink-clinations.
9. The paperclip held everything together, even his broken heart.
10. The stapler had a crush on the hole punch, but it never made a move.
11. The calculator went crazy because it couldn't add up the numbers.
12. The microwave was always getting heated because it was so popular.
13. The toaster was toast after too many burns.
14. The stool was feeling low because it was always overlooked.
15. The broom knew how to sweep someone off their feet.
16. The lamp shade was shady and didn't let any light through.
17. The chair was rock solid and never wavered.
18. The rug was always being walked all over.
19. The curtain never got to see what was happening outside.
20. The window was a pane in the glass.
21. The umbrella was an open and shut case.
22. The pillow was stuffed with dreams.
23. The carpet was rolling on the floor, laughing.
24. The soap was slippery and hard to grasp.
25. The sink was clogged with emotions.
26. The door knob had a handle on things.
27. The faucet was over the top with its waterworks.
28. The remote control was always in charge.
29. The popcorn was a real kernel of truth.
30. The lamp stand was always on its feet.
31. The book cover was judged by its cover.
32. The keyboard was full of emotion-caps.
33. The light switch turned into a bright idea.
34. The CD case was a cover-up for something bigger.
35. The stapler remover was always taking things apart.
36. The highlighter was a shining star.
37. The cactus had a sharp wit.
38. The clock had time on its hands.
39. The receipt was a given.
40. The rubber band was all stretched out.
41. The TV had a lot of channels to flip through.
42. The paper was a blank slate waiting to be written on.
43. The scissors were cut-throat.
44. The eraser was always trying to make things right.
45. The pencil was all lead.
46. The fan was always blowing hot air.
47. The mug was a hot mess.
48. The bookmark was well-read.
49. The post-it note was always stuck on.
50. The glue stick was a real stickler for details.
1. He walked into the room, and the lamp gave him a light slap on the wrist.
2. The book was feeling blue, so it closed itself up for a while.
3. The clock was ticked off because nobody appreciated its time.
4. The phone was feeling not-so-smart because nobody ever called it.
5. The door was unhinged when it was slammed in its face.
6. The vase was shattered when it heard that it was just a pretty face.
7. The refrigerator was cold-hearted and refused to let go of the milk.
8. The pen was mightier than the sword, but it still had ink-clinations.
9. The paperclip held everything together, even his broken heart.
10. The stapler had a crush on the hole punch, but it never made a move.
11. The calculator went crazy because it couldn't add up the numbers.
12. The microwave was always getting heated because it was so popular.
13. The toaster was toast after too many burns.
14. The stool was feeling low because it was always overlooked.
15. The broom knew how to sweep someone off their feet.
16. The lamp shade was shady and didn't let any light through.
17. The chair was rock solid and never wavered.
18. The rug was always being walked all over.
19. The curtain never got to see what was happening outside.
20. The window was a pane in the glass.
21. The umbrella was an open and shut case.
22. The pillow was stuffed with dreams.
23. The carpet was rolling on the floor, laughing.
24. The soap was slippery and hard to grasp.
25. The sink was clogged with emotions.
26. The door knob had a handle on things.
27. The faucet was over the top with its waterworks.
28. The remote control was always in charge.
29. The popcorn was a real kernel of truth.
30. The lamp stand was always on its feet.
31. The book cover was judged by its cover.
32. The keyboard was full of emotion-caps.
33. The light switch turned into a bright idea.
34. The CD case was a cover-up for something bigger.
35. The stapler remover was always taking things apart.
36. The highlighter was a shining star.
37. The cactus had a sharp wit.
38. The clock had time on its hands.
39. The receipt was a given.
40. The rubber band was all stretched out.
41. The TV had a lot of channels to flip through.
42. The paper was a blank slate waiting to be written on.
43. The scissors were cut-throat.
44. The eraser was always trying to make things right.
45. The pencil was all lead.
46. The fan was always blowing hot air.
47. The mug was a hot mess.
48. The bookmark was well-read.
49. The post-it note was always stuck on.
50. The glue stick was a real stickler for details.