Post Your Pet Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Pet Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the dog take a pencil to bed? In case he wanted to paw-something.
2. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
3. Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.
4. What do you get when you cross a sheepdog and a rose? A collie-flower.
5. Why did the butterfly hire a dog to be its bodyguard? Because it heard dogs were great at chasing tails.
6. What do you call a group of cats who love to dance? Paw-ty animals.
7. What do you call a cat's favorite music? Meow-sic.
8. Why do dogs love to read the newspaper? To catch up on the latest paw-litical news.
9. What do you get when you cross a dog and a daisy? A golden retriever.
10. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? To help purr-vent disasters.
11. What do you call a dog that likes to take selfies? An insta-paw.
12. Why did the dog wear a bowtie? Because he wanted to look pawsome.
13. What do you get when you cross a cat and a tree? A fur-ever green.
14. Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a ham.
15. What do you call a dog that loves to surf? A wavehound.
16. Why did the frog call his pet dog Cat? Because he was a tad confused.
17. What do you get when you cross a dog and a telephone? A golden retriever.
18. Why did the cat go to the barbershop? To get a new-purr-do.
19. What do you call a dog that loves to knit? A poodle.
20. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark.
21. Why did the dog refuse to come in from outside? He was having a howling good time.
22. What do you get when you cross a dog with a conductor? A lab-batton.
23. Why did the cat join the pirate crew? Because she loved to meow-teorology.
24. What do you call a cat that loves to skate? A furr-bird.
25. Why did the dog bark at the TV? He thought the cat was hiss-terical.
26. What do you call a dog that loves to play basketball? A dunker spaniel.
27. Why did the cat go to the gym? To paw-pump iron.
28. What do you get when you cross a cat and a candle? A wick-kitty.
29. Why did the dog go to the dentist? To get his bark cleaned.
30. What do you call a cat that works at a movie theater? A whisker-ista.
31. Why did the dog join the circus? He heard it was a paw-some place.
32. What do you call a cat that loves to sing? A meow-tropoiltan.
33. Why did the crab adopt a cat? Because he wanted clawsome company.
34. What do you get when you cross a dog and a cucumber? A coolie.
35. Why did the cat become a chef? To prepare paw-some meals.
36. What do you call a dog that loves to eat cereal? A bow-wow-chow.
37. Why did the cat win the spelling bee? Because he had cat-titude.
38. What do you call a dog that loves to go to the casino? A gamblin' hound.
39. Why did the dog become a magician? He wanted to paw-form tricks.
40. What do you get when you cross a cat and a chandelier? A pawsome light show.
41. Why did the dog become an archaeologist? He loved unearthing bones.
42. What do you call a cat that hates to get wet? A dry meow-tain.
43. Why did the dog become a racecar driver? He loved to paw-ticipate in races.
44. What do you get when you cross a cat and a coat hanger? A hanger-on.
45. Why did the dog go to the beach? To catch some waves.
46. What do you call a cat that loves to play pool? A purrchamp.
47. Why did the dog go to the skydiving school? He loved to paw-ticipate in extreme sports.
48. What do you get when you cross a cat and a washing machine? A spin-kitty.
49. Why did the dog become a landscaper? He loved to dig deep.
50. What do you call a cat that loves to play golf? A furr-caddie.
1. Why did the dog take a pencil to bed? In case he wanted to paw-something.
2. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
3. Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.
4. What do you get when you cross a sheepdog and a rose? A collie-flower.
5. Why did the butterfly hire a dog to be its bodyguard? Because it heard dogs were great at chasing tails.
6. What do you call a group of cats who love to dance? Paw-ty animals.
7. What do you call a cat's favorite music? Meow-sic.
8. Why do dogs love to read the newspaper? To catch up on the latest paw-litical news.
9. What do you get when you cross a dog and a daisy? A golden retriever.
10. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? To help purr-vent disasters.
11. What do you call a dog that likes to take selfies? An insta-paw.
12. Why did the dog wear a bowtie? Because he wanted to look pawsome.
13. What do you get when you cross a cat and a tree? A fur-ever green.
14. Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a ham.
15. What do you call a dog that loves to surf? A wavehound.
16. Why did the frog call his pet dog Cat? Because he was a tad confused.
17. What do you get when you cross a dog and a telephone? A golden retriever.
18. Why did the cat go to the barbershop? To get a new-purr-do.
19. What do you call a dog that loves to knit? A poodle.
20. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark.
21. Why did the dog refuse to come in from outside? He was having a howling good time.
22. What do you get when you cross a dog with a conductor? A lab-batton.
23. Why did the cat join the pirate crew? Because she loved to meow-teorology.
24. What do you call a cat that loves to skate? A furr-bird.
25. Why did the dog bark at the TV? He thought the cat was hiss-terical.
26. What do you call a dog that loves to play basketball? A dunker spaniel.
27. Why did the cat go to the gym? To paw-pump iron.
28. What do you get when you cross a cat and a candle? A wick-kitty.
29. Why did the dog go to the dentist? To get his bark cleaned.
30. What do you call a cat that works at a movie theater? A whisker-ista.
31. Why did the dog join the circus? He heard it was a paw-some place.
32. What do you call a cat that loves to sing? A meow-tropoiltan.
33. Why did the crab adopt a cat? Because he wanted clawsome company.
34. What do you get when you cross a dog and a cucumber? A coolie.
35. Why did the cat become a chef? To prepare paw-some meals.
36. What do you call a dog that loves to eat cereal? A bow-wow-chow.
37. Why did the cat win the spelling bee? Because he had cat-titude.
38. What do you call a dog that loves to go to the casino? A gamblin' hound.
39. Why did the dog become a magician? He wanted to paw-form tricks.
40. What do you get when you cross a cat and a chandelier? A pawsome light show.
41. Why did the dog become an archaeologist? He loved unearthing bones.
42. What do you call a cat that hates to get wet? A dry meow-tain.
43. Why did the dog become a racecar driver? He loved to paw-ticipate in races.
44. What do you get when you cross a cat and a coat hanger? A hanger-on.
45. Why did the dog go to the beach? To catch some waves.
46. What do you call a cat that loves to play pool? A purrchamp.
47. Why did the dog go to the skydiving school? He loved to paw-ticipate in extreme sports.
48. What do you get when you cross a cat and a washing machine? A spin-kitty.
49. Why did the dog become a landscaper? He loved to dig deep.
50. What do you call a cat that loves to play golf? A furr-caddie.