PSYCHOLOGY RIDDLES

A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one field?

Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg is white" or "The yolk of the egg are white?"

If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?

How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

Johnnys mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third childs name?

A boy and his father have been exposed to a disease. Sadly, the father rapidly develops a tumor and dies. The boy survives, but desperately needs an operation and is rushed to hospital. A surgeon is called. Upon entering the room and seeing the patient, the surgeon exclaims, Oh no! I cant do the operation. Thats my son!

What word in the english language is always spelled incorrectly?

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1. Why did the psychologist make a good detective? Because he was always looking for Freudian slips.



2. What do you call a group of psychoanalysts stuck in an elevator? A Freudian slip-up.



3. Why did the psychiatrist date a librarian? He wanted to check out her defense mechanisms.



4. How does a psychologist talk to their car? They use auto-suggestion.



5. Why don't psychologists get angry? They have defense mechanisms.



6. How do psychologists like to watch movies? On the couch.



7. What do you call a Freudian who's always wrong? A mis-Freudian.



8. Why did the behaviorist cross the road? To get to the reinforcement.



9. What do you call a nervous psychologist? A Freudian slip-and-fall.



10. What do you call a group of psychologists who perform surgery? The mind-readers.



11. Why did the psychologist break up with the philosopher? They had a failure to communicate.



12. What do you call a psychology themed clothing line? Tan and T-shirt.



13. How did the therapist treat their anxiety? They talked it out.



14. Why do psychologists make great waiters? They're always listening.



15. How does a cognitive psychologist dress for work? They put on their thought suit.



16. Why did the therapist want to be a beekeeper? They wanted to help their clients bee-hive.



17. What did the psychologist say when they saw a herd of sheep? They said, "That's a flock of projections."



18. Why do Freudians make terrible drivers? They're always looking for hidden meanings behind road signs.



19. What do you call a psychologist who works at an art museum? A Freudian curator.



20. Why did the counseling student get lost in the forest? They were trying to find their way through the psychopath.



21. What do you call a therapist who's always on time? A punctual psychologist.



22. Why do psychologists make great chefs? They can always read the recipe's sub-text.



23. How does a neural psychologist like their coffee? They want it wired.



24. How does a healthcare psychologist treat their cold? They use psychosomatics.



25. Why do therapists make great gardeners? They know how to cultivate a relationship.



26. What do you call a psychologist who specializes in extreme sports? An adrenaline therapist.



27. Why did the psychologist want to take a vacation to the Caribbean? They wanted to relax their ego.



28. How does a therapist combat anxiety? They breathe in cognition and exhale relaxation.



29. What do you call a psychologist that moonlights as a DJ? A mental mixer.



30. How does a therapist deal with technology addiction? They administer a dose of cognitive cleansing.



31. Why did the therapist switch to a standing desk? They wanted to remain on their cognitive toes.



32. What did the behavioral analyst say to the barista? Time for some java.



33. How does a psychotherapist like to relax? By meditating on their unconsciousness.



34. Why do some psychologists avoid going to the gym? They're afraid of countertransference.



35. What do you call it when a therapist loses their keys to their office? A Freudian slip.



36. Why do psychologists prefer to fly on airplanes? They're always eager to get into the air.



37. How does a counseling student prepare for an exam? By studying the psychopathology.



38. What do you call a psychologist who specializes in marriage counseling? A Vow-therapist.



39. Why did the psychologist refuse to watch horror films? They didn't want to get trapped in the sub-text.



40. How does a cognitive therapist like to unwind after a long day? By reading self-help books.



41. What do you call it when a therapist goes on vacation? A mental break.



42. Why did the psychoanalyst break up with their partner? They had opposing defense mechanisms.



43. How does a behaviorist control their pet dog? Through reinforcement.



44. What did the psychologist say to the computer programmer? "Let's debug your mind."



45. Why did the therapist leave the party early? They didn't want to get caught up in groupthink.



46. How do psychologists deal with stress? By using cognitive-behavioral therapy.



47. Why did the therapist go on a fishing trip? They wanted to catch some sea meaning.



48. How does a psychologist handle their anger? They use passive-assertive communication.



49. What do you call a bad therapist? A psycho-babbler.



50. Why did the counselor refuse to attend the costume party? They didn't want to get caught up in group psychology.