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1. Why did Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer join a gym? Because he wanted to get in sleigh-shape!
2. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No idea!
3. What do you call a reindeer with a GPS? Rudolph the Guided Reindeer.
4. What do you call a reindeer with a fever? A hot-cross-buoyant!
5. What do you call a reindeer with a watering can? A rain-deer!
6. How does Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer keep his coat so shiny? He uses a de-fleece-er!
7. What do you call a reindeer who sings like Elvis? Melvis!
8. Why did the reindeer cross the road? To get to the eggnog on the other side!
9. What do you call a reindeer floating in the water? A buoyant-toyant!
10. What do you call a reindeer that's been to space? An Astro-nomical-deer!
11. What do you call a reindeer who's always making jokes? A pun-derful-deer!
12. Why did the reindeer check into a hotel? To get some R&R (and reindeer relaxation)!
13. What do you call a reindeer that always plays the same tune on his guitar? A one-chord-wonder!
14. How do you make a reindeer laugh? With a tickle-me-antler!
15. What do you call a reindeer who's into yoga? A flexi-deer!
16. Why did Santa's reindeer go to the doctor? He had a case of mistle-toe!
17. How do you know if a reindeer is afraid of heights? He gets deer-in-the-headlights!
18. What do you call a reindeer who loves to read? A book-reading-deer!
19. Why did the reindeer refuse to wear a scarf? He didn't want to be wrapped up in it!
20. What's a reindeer's favorite type of sandwich? PB(utter)-&-J (jolly)!
21. What's a reindeer's favorite song? "Up on the house top, click, click, click"!
22. What do you call a reindeer with too much money? Santa's wealthy steed!
23. How do you know if a reindeer is allergic to nuts? He goes comet-ose!
24. What do you call a reindeer that's always changing his mind? A fickle-deer!
25. Why did the reindeer go to the barbershop? He wanted a new antler-do!
26. What do you call a reindeer that is always telling corny jokes? A ho-ho-ho-rrible comedian!
27. Why did Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer ask Santa for a new nose? He'd been picking his first one for years!
28. Why did the reindeer run away from the circus? He was afraid of getting a-ring-deer from being whipped!
29. What do you call a reindeer who's always grumpy? A deer-spresso!
30. What do you call a reindeer who's always in a hurry? An impati-ent-deer!
31. Why did the reindeer join a biker gang? He wanted to ride with the wind, and say "yule" to his enemies!
32. What do you call a reindeer that has a lot of energy? A high-stepper!
33. Why did the reindeer go on a diet? He wanted to lose some winter-weight!
34. What do you call a reindeer that's good at math? The derivative of deer!
35. What do you call a reindeer that's always telling tall tales? A fib-buck!
36. Why did the reindeer take a vacation to the Bahamas? He wanted to meet his cousin, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Seahorse!
37. What do you call a reindeer that's always getting lost? A deer-ranged!
38. How do you know if a reindeer has a cold? He's cough-central!
39. What's a reindeer's favorite video game? Deerhunter!
40. What do you call a reindeer who's always trendy? A fashionable-deer!
41. Why did the reindeer take up singing? He heard that it was easy to make deers!
42. What do you call a reindeer that's always organizing events? A reindeer-planner!
43. How do you know if a reindeer is a prankster? He always has a misdeer-ious look on his face!
44. What do you call a reindeer that's always cleaning up? A tidy-cleaning-deer!
45. Why did Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer take a trip to the doctor? He was feeling a bit run-down!
46. What's a reindeer's favorite vacation destination? The North Pole (of course)!
47. What do you call a reindeer with a sleek coat? Velvety-antler!
48. What's a reindeer's favorite type of hat? An antler-cap!
49. What do you call a reindeer who's always baking? A deer-yum-yummy-cook!
50. Why did the reindeer start a detective agency? He wanted to find out who was eating all the Christmas cookies!
1. Why did Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer join a gym? Because he wanted to get in sleigh-shape!
2. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No idea!
3. What do you call a reindeer with a GPS? Rudolph the Guided Reindeer.
4. What do you call a reindeer with a fever? A hot-cross-buoyant!
5. What do you call a reindeer with a watering can? A rain-deer!
6. How does Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer keep his coat so shiny? He uses a de-fleece-er!
7. What do you call a reindeer who sings like Elvis? Melvis!
8. Why did the reindeer cross the road? To get to the eggnog on the other side!
9. What do you call a reindeer floating in the water? A buoyant-toyant!
10. What do you call a reindeer that's been to space? An Astro-nomical-deer!
11. What do you call a reindeer who's always making jokes? A pun-derful-deer!
12. Why did the reindeer check into a hotel? To get some R&R (and reindeer relaxation)!
13. What do you call a reindeer that always plays the same tune on his guitar? A one-chord-wonder!
14. How do you make a reindeer laugh? With a tickle-me-antler!
15. What do you call a reindeer who's into yoga? A flexi-deer!
16. Why did Santa's reindeer go to the doctor? He had a case of mistle-toe!
17. How do you know if a reindeer is afraid of heights? He gets deer-in-the-headlights!
18. What do you call a reindeer who loves to read? A book-reading-deer!
19. Why did the reindeer refuse to wear a scarf? He didn't want to be wrapped up in it!
20. What's a reindeer's favorite type of sandwich? PB(utter)-&-J (jolly)!
21. What's a reindeer's favorite song? "Up on the house top, click, click, click"!
22. What do you call a reindeer with too much money? Santa's wealthy steed!
23. How do you know if a reindeer is allergic to nuts? He goes comet-ose!
24. What do you call a reindeer that's always changing his mind? A fickle-deer!
25. Why did the reindeer go to the barbershop? He wanted a new antler-do!
26. What do you call a reindeer that is always telling corny jokes? A ho-ho-ho-rrible comedian!
27. Why did Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer ask Santa for a new nose? He'd been picking his first one for years!
28. Why did the reindeer run away from the circus? He was afraid of getting a-ring-deer from being whipped!
29. What do you call a reindeer who's always grumpy? A deer-spresso!
30. What do you call a reindeer who's always in a hurry? An impati-ent-deer!
31. Why did the reindeer join a biker gang? He wanted to ride with the wind, and say "yule" to his enemies!
32. What do you call a reindeer that has a lot of energy? A high-stepper!
33. Why did the reindeer go on a diet? He wanted to lose some winter-weight!
34. What do you call a reindeer that's good at math? The derivative of deer!
35. What do you call a reindeer that's always telling tall tales? A fib-buck!
36. Why did the reindeer take a vacation to the Bahamas? He wanted to meet his cousin, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Seahorse!
37. What do you call a reindeer that's always getting lost? A deer-ranged!
38. How do you know if a reindeer has a cold? He's cough-central!
39. What's a reindeer's favorite video game? Deerhunter!
40. What do you call a reindeer who's always trendy? A fashionable-deer!
41. Why did the reindeer take up singing? He heard that it was easy to make deers!
42. What do you call a reindeer that's always organizing events? A reindeer-planner!
43. How do you know if a reindeer is a prankster? He always has a misdeer-ious look on his face!
44. What do you call a reindeer that's always cleaning up? A tidy-cleaning-deer!
45. Why did Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer take a trip to the doctor? He was feeling a bit run-down!
46. What's a reindeer's favorite vacation destination? The North Pole (of course)!
47. What do you call a reindeer with a sleek coat? Velvety-antler!
48. What's a reindeer's favorite type of hat? An antler-cap!
49. What do you call a reindeer who's always baking? A deer-yum-yummy-cook!
50. Why did the reindeer start a detective agency? He wanted to find out who was eating all the Christmas cookies!