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Seen A Lot On Valentines Day

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I am roses
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Pleasing To Your Nose

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They are roses
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It's Valentines Day

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These flowers are roses
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Violets Are Blue

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Roses
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Sprouting True Beauty

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She is a rose
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Rose Rings Riddle

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Ring a around the roses!
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Be Careful Of Thorns

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A rose
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1. Why did the rose blush? Because it saw the gardener's hoe!

2. What did the rose say when it offered its petals to the honey bee? "Don't mind if I pollen."

3. How does a rose greet its lover? "Hey bud, how's it growing?"

4. What do you call a rose that's always happy? A per-rose-optimist.

5. Why did the rose get a ticket? For parking in a no-thorn zone.

6. What did one rose say to the other rose that was acting mean? "Don't be a prick!"

7. How do you know a rose is feeling down? Its petals are drooping.

8. What do you call a rose that's completely untrustworthy? A thorny liar.

9. Why did the rose not get asked to the dance? Because it had too many stems.

10. What did the rose say to the bee who stole its nectar? "You're pollen my chain!"

11. How did the rose get famous? It had a starring role in "The Thorn Identity."

12. What do you call two roses that are inseparable? Rosebuds.

13. Why did the rose go to the gym? To get thorn and fit.

14. What do you call a rose that loves the ocean? A seashell-a rose.

15. How does a rose convince its sweetheart to go on a date? "Rose me tonight?"

16. Why did the rose start exercising? To get rid of its stem-china.

17. What's a rose's favorite way to relax? By petaling around.

18. What do you call a rose that's really good at math? A thorn-genius.

19. Why did the rose give up on its dreams of being a comedian? Because its jokes kept falling flat.

20. How does a rose keep its cool? By staying stem-pered.

21. What did the bee say to the rose that was trying to flirt? "Let's just beehive ourselves."

22. Why did the rose work for free? For the stem satisfaction.

23. What do you call a rose that's always angry? Thorn-ced.

24. Why did the rose cross the road? To get to the florist on the other side.

25. How does a rose let someone know it's thinking of them? By sending a bouquet-ful message.

26. What do you call a rose that's a really bad driver? A pedal-to-the-metal.

27. Why did the rose get rejected from the choir? Because it was off-key.

28. What did the rose say when it accidentally stepped on a thorn? "Oh, bud!"

29. How does a rose get ready for a date? By putting on its petal-to-the-metal.

30. What do you call a rose that's always hungry? Ro-sing noon.

31. Why did the rose go back to school? To learn how to stem the tide of ignorance.

32. What do you call a rose with a bad haircut? A clip-rose.

33. How does a rose get over a heartbreak? By blooming through it all.

34. What do you call a rose that's really into yoga? A zen-petal-ist.

35. Why did the rose become a detective? To solve the mystery of the missing petals.

36. What kind of shoes do roses wear? Stem-pumps.

37. How does a rose know when it's found its true love? When it feels like its heart is in full-bloom.

38. What did the rose say when its lover brought it chocolates? "Thornks, babe!"

39. What do you call a rose that's always late? Slow-rose.

40. Why did the rose refuse to share its garden with the daisy? Because it was too thorny to handle the competition.

41. How does a rose make a long-distance relationship work? By sending bloomograms.

42. What do you call a rose that's really into science? A botany-petal-ist.

43. Why did the rose become a musician? Because it always had a melody in its heart.

44. How does a rose stay warm on a cold day? By huddling with its flower friends.

45. What did the rose say to the butterfly who refused to leave its petals? "Get a-stem!"

46. What's a rose's favorite way to exercise? By doing petal ups.

47. How does a rose convince its boss for a raise? By showing its thorny side.

48. What do you call a rose that's always getting sick? A flu-rose.

49. Why did the rose join a big band? To play the petal saxophone.

50. What did one rose say to the other rose that was feeling down? "Bloom where you're planted, my friend."
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