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Valentines Day Riddles
You have reached our extensive collection of Valentine riddles! The short and cute puzzles featured here are all themed around the subject of love, and will be a joy to solve and share with that person who gives you all of the "feels."

These are for all ages; the only requirement is that you have to be young at heart. Some of these puzzles featured in this section rhyme and are good for use in games, scavenger hunts, and other activities for children. If you are looking to post something love related on Facebook wall for Valentine's Day, or if you need to add a greeting to a card many of these will be perfect for those as well.

Have any of your own that you'd like to share? Please do! There's a form near the footer of the page for you to submit them.

When You Buy Me I Am Costly Riddle

Hint:
Earrings.
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I Can Be Stolen Or Given Away Riddle

Hint:
Your heart
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Seen On Valentines Day Riddle

Hint:
Cupid.
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Seen A Lot On Valentines Day

Hint:
I am roses
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It's Valentines Day

Hint:
These flowers are roses
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Violets Are Blue

Hint:
Roses
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An Easter Valentine

Hint:
In the dictionary.
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Last Valentine's Day

Hint:
They were playing Old Maid.
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Easter Before Valentines Riddle

Hint:
In the dictionary
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My Crabby Valentine

Hint:
A sellfish shellfish
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A Valentine Celebration

Hint:
Because you can really party hearty!
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A Ram's Favorite Tune Riddle

Hint:
I only have eyes for ewe, dear.
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Prehistoric Romance Riddle

Hint:
Ughs and kisses!
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For The Love Of Lettuce

Hint:
Because it's all heart!
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A Gift For A Squirrel Riddle

Hint:
Forget-me-nuts
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Post Your Valentines Day Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Valentines Day Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and we'll go places!

2. Why did the peanut butter break up with the jelly on Valentine's Day? Because it was time to spread the love!

3. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the envelope? You've got me sealed with a kiss!

4. What do you call a love song from a clown on Valentine's Day? A funny valentine!

5. Why did the Valentine's Day candy go to school? To get a higher degree in sweethearts!

6. What do you call two birds in love on Valentine's Day? Tweethearts!

7. What did the bee say to the flower on Valentine's Day? I love you like honey!

8. Why did the vegetable break up with the salad on Valentine's Day? Because it wanted to pursue a different relationship with its heart artichoke!

9. What do you give an armadillo on Valentine's Day? A hug and a roll!

10. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the pencil? You're just write for me!

11. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm nuts about you"? Because it was written by a squirrel!

12. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the stapler? You're the perfect match for me!

13. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You light up my life"? Because it was written by a firefly!

14. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a calendar? A date with destiny!

15. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the dog? Happy Valentine's Day, pup-pie!

16. Why did the rabbit break up with the carrot on Valentine's Day? Because it wanted to hop into something new!

17. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the GPS? You always know how to guide our love!

18. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a crossword puzzle? A love lettreasure hunt!

19. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You make my heart beat faster"? Because it was written by a drummer!

20. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the light bulb? You brighten up my day!

21. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm sweet on you"? Because it was written by a candy maker!

22. What do you give a banana on Valentine's Day? A-peeling card!

23. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the yo-yo? You always come back to me!

24. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're the apple of my eye"? Because it was written by a fruit lover!

25. What do you call two turtles in love on Valentine's Day? Shell-mates!

26. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the camera? You always capture our memories!

27. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm smitten with you"? Because it was written by a blacksmith!

28. What do you give a mushroom on Valentine's Day? A fungi to be with!

29. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the bicycle? You make my heart race!

30. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're the one for me"? Because it was written by a matchmaker!

31. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a puzzle? A heart teaser!

32. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the telescope? You always help me see the stars in your eyes!

33. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm crazy about you"? Because it was written by a shrink!

34. What do you give a cactus on Valentine's Day? A prick of love!

35. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the calculator? You always add up to my heart!

36. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're my cup of tea"? Because it was written by a tea lover!

37. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a maze? A path to your heart!

38. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the pencil sharpener? You always make me feel sharp!

39. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm hooked on you"? Because it was written by a fisherman!

40. What do you give a snail on Valentine's Day? A slow and steady love note!

41. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the microphone? You always amplify my love!

42. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're my knight in shining armor"? Because it was written by a history buff!

43. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a maze? A puzzle for your heart!

44. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the guitar? You always strum the strings of my heart!

45. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "I'm over the moon for you"? Because it was written by an astronaut!

46. What do you give a potato on Valentine's Day? A heart-shaped potato chip!

47. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the globe? You always help me find my way to your heart!

48. Why did the Valentine's Day card say "You're out of this world"? Because it was written by an alien!

49. What do you call a Valentine's Day card that's also a crossword puzzle? A heart-stopper!

50. What did the Valentine's Day card say to the typewriter? You always type out the words I can't say!
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