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1. Why did the physicist cross the road? To get to the other side of the equation!

2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

3. What did one plant say to the other? I'm feeling a little cactus!

4. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!

5. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!

6. What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAg!

7. How do robots eat guacamole? With microchips!

8. What do you call an alligator in a lab coat? A researcher-saurus!

9. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they're cheap and easy!

10. What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me, I've got my own problems!

11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

12. Why do they never serve beer at a math party? Because you can't drink and derive!

13. What do you call an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? A paradox!

14. Why don't plants gossip? Because they prefer to keep their conversations chloro-filled!

15. What is a scientist's favorite food? The living cell-o!

16. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!

17. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite that sucks!

18. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!

19. What is a scientist's favorite element? Curium!

20. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

21. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bulldog? Frostbite that bites!

22. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!

23. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

24. Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal!

25. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a ghost? Frostbite that haunts!

26. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

27. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!

28. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a refrigerator? Frostbite that chills!

29. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!

30. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the Nobel prize!

31. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a pea? Frostbite that's green!

32. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi to be with!

33. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!

34. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!

35. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a broom? Frostbite that sweeps!

36. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

37. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated!

38. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!

39. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite that barks!

40. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

41. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

42. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

43. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

44. Why did the computer keep sneezing? Because it had a virus!

45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a chicken? Frostbite that lays eggs!

46. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

47. What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!

48. Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal!

49. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baaaaaaaaah!

50. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
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